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Link Posted: 11/25/2014 12:04:05 AM EDT
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Sorry, but no. I don't want hair** in my food. If you expect me to put something in my mouth, it had better be appealing. Trim that shit.



As for women - I guess it's a personal preference. If you want to grow that shit out, fine. But if I'm watching a porn and there's a hairy cootch, that file is going in the recycle bin.
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{sarcasm}But, but.... you're a pedophile.  {sarcasm}
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 12:11:33 AM EDT
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Doesn't that shit hurt like hell?
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The GF is currently in the middle of the laser treatments.  Expensive but that's what she wants to do....



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Laser that shit.

Problem solved...

Problem staying solved.



How much is it costing exactly? Little Pony wants to get that done in stages?


My wife did it, I think it was $4-500.  I could be off by that much too though.



Doesn't that shit hurt like hell?


I don't know.  It was her idea and she never complained.
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 1:07:18 AM EDT
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having grown up in the age of the hairy beaver I will say Im 110% pro grooming

 
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 1:10:50 AM EDT
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and my wife shaves me

 
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 10:26:39 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/25/2014 11:47:31 AM EDT
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  The ladies in the retirement home aren't down with the razor, huh?
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I'd love some clean shaven stuff!  You young guys don't know how lucky you are.

  The ladies in the retirement home aren't down with the razor, huh?


They... they look like fuzzy bunny slippers with the ears pointing down. With grey fur.


Link Posted: 11/25/2014 12:12:23 PM EDT
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Sorry, but no. I don't want hair** in my food. If you expect me to put something in my mouth, it had better be appealing. Trim that shit.



As for women - I guess it's a personal preference. If you want to grow that shit out, fine. But if I'm watching a porn and there's a hairy cootch, that file is going in the recycle bin.
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Does your other dog like the feel of the grass on his nipples when he runs? (From YLYL)

Link Posted: 11/25/2014 12:13:02 PM EDT
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How about fuck no. Do you go to the jungle to eat or the kitchen table? And I'd rather not have to trek through a forest to find the treasure.
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 12:15:35 PM EDT
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But see, even though you're a worn out old man who farts dust, even you at least like it trimmed.


Because gagging on a long hair mid-munch is not sexy.
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I wonder if it's an age thing. Now that I'm older, younger women just don't seem as attractive to me anymore. To me, a mature woman that completely shaved just looks "off" somehow. It's not a huge deal, but like I said: Neatly trimmed is my preference by far.


But see, even though you're a worn out old man who farts dust, even you at least like it trimmed.


Because gagging on a long hair mid-munch is not sexy.


I want you to be my General in Charge of Intelligence and Propaganda in the War against Bush.

Come to the shaved side.  We will rule the Empire together!
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 12:27:23 PM EDT
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Does your other dog like the feel of the grass on his nipples when he runs? (From YLYL)

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Sorry, but no. I don't want hair** in my food. If you expect me to put something in my mouth, it had better be appealing. Trim that shit.



As for women - I guess it's a personal preference. If you want to grow that shit out, fine. But if I'm watching a porn and there's a hairy cootch, that file is going in the recycle bin.



Does your other dog like the feel of the grass on his nipples when he runs? (From YLYL)

http://i.imgur.com/MBqRWJc.jpg


Lost!
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 1:07:49 PM EDT
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I want you to be my General in Charge of Intelligence and Propaganda in the War against Bush.

Come to the shaved side.  We will rule the Empire together!
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I wonder if it's an age thing. Now that I'm older, younger women just don't seem as attractive to me anymore. To me, a mature woman that completely shaved just looks "off" somehow. It's not a huge deal, but like I said: Neatly trimmed is my preference by far.


But see, even though you're a worn out old man who farts dust, even you at least like it trimmed.


Because gagging on a long hair mid-munch is not sexy.


I want you to be my General in Charge of Intelligence and Propaganda in the War against Bush.

Come to the shaved side.  We will rule the Empire together!


What do you mean, come to the shaved side? I've been there for ten years
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 1:50:18 PM EDT
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What do you mean, come to the shaved side? I've been there for ten years
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I wonder if it's an age thing. Now that I'm older, younger women just don't seem as attractive to me anymore. To me, a mature woman that completely shaved just looks "off" somehow. It's not a huge deal, but like I said: Neatly trimmed is my preference by far.


But see, even though you're a worn out old man who farts dust, even you at least like it trimmed.


Because gagging on a long hair mid-munch is not sexy.


I want you to be my General in Charge of Intelligence and Propaganda in the War against Bush.

Come to the shaved side.  We will rule the Empire together!


What do you mean, come to the shaved side? I've been there for ten years



Now  ya did it.  The leg humpers are gonna go nuts, lol!  
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 1:52:22 PM EDT
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Now  ya did it.  The leg humpers are gonna go nuts, lol!  
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I wonder if it's an age thing. Now that I'm older, younger women just don't seem as attractive to me anymore. To me, a mature woman that completely shaved just looks "off" somehow. It's not a huge deal, but like I said: Neatly trimmed is my preference by far.


But see, even though you're a worn out old man who farts dust, even you at least like it trimmed.


Because gagging on a long hair mid-munch is not sexy.


I want you to be my General in Charge of Intelligence and Propaganda in the War against Bush.

Come to the shaved side.  We will rule the Empire together!


What do you mean, come to the shaved side? I've been there for ten years



Now  ya did it.  The leg humpers are gonna go nuts, lol!  


I don't know why. I've long been an advocate of hardwood floors. It's old news.
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 2:11:29 PM EDT
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I wonder if it's an age thing. Now that I'm older, younger women just don't seem as attractive to me anymore. To me, a mature woman that completely shaved just looks "off" somehow. It's not a huge deal, but like I said: Neatly trimmed is my preference by far.




But see, even though you're a worn out old man who farts dust, even you at least like it trimmed.





Because gagging on a long hair mid-munch is not sexy.




I want you to be my General in Charge of Intelligence and Propaganda in the War against Bush.



Come to the shaved side.  We will rule the Empire together!




What do you mean, come to the shaved side? I've been there for ten years




 
I'm surprised someone hasn't said




..."pics or it didn't happen"
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 2:19:55 PM EDT
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  I'm surprised someone hasn't said

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Link Posted: 11/25/2014 2:26:31 PM EDT
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What do you mean, come to the shaved side? I've been there for ten years
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I wonder if it's an age thing. Now that I'm older, younger women just don't seem as attractive to me anymore. To me, a mature woman that completely shaved just looks "off" somehow. It's not a huge deal, but like I said: Neatly trimmed is my preference by far.


But see, even though you're a worn out old man who farts dust, even you at least like it trimmed.


Because gagging on a long hair mid-munch is not sexy.


I want you to be my General in Charge of Intelligence and Propaganda in the War against Bush.

Come to the shaved side.  We will rule the Empire together!


What do you mean, come to the shaved side? I've been there for ten years


Why did I get a visual of a cooch with one side shaved, one side bush... <shudder>
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 3:04:29 PM EDT
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the demographics I came up with from the comments in this thread

87% shaved

8.7% trimmed neatly

4.3% jungle boogie bush  out of control


your welcome

Link Posted: 11/25/2014 3:54:17 PM EDT
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What do you mean, come to the shaved side? I've been there for ten years
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I wonder if it's an age thing. Now that I'm older, younger women just don't seem as attractive to me anymore. To me, a mature woman that completely shaved just looks "off" somehow. It's not a huge deal, but like I said: Neatly trimmed is my preference by far.


But see, even though you're a worn out old man who farts dust, even you at least like it trimmed.


Because gagging on a long hair mid-munch is not sexy.


I want you to be my General in Charge of Intelligence and Propaganda in the War against Bush.

Come to the shaved side.  We will rule the Empire together!


What do you mean, come to the shaved side? I've been there for ten years


As the shave-er as well as the shave-ee?  Leadership in this war will require breadth of skills.
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 9:03:04 PM EDT
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What do you mean, come to the shaved side? I've been there for ten years
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I wonder if it's an age thing. Now that I'm older, younger women just don't seem as attractive to me anymore. To me, a mature woman that completely shaved just looks "off" somehow. It's not a huge deal, but like I said: Neatly trimmed is my preference by far.


But see, even though you're a worn out old man who farts dust, even you at least like it trimmed.


Because gagging on a long hair mid-munch is not sexy.


I want you to be my General in Charge of Intelligence and Propaganda in the War against Bush.

Come to the shaved side.  We will rule the Empire together!


What do you mean, come to the shaved side? I've been there for ten years


Newb
Link Posted: 11/25/2014 9:47:17 PM EDT
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  I'm surprised someone hasn't said



..."pics or it didn't happen"





http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/01/16/article-2540580-1AB416B800000578-198_634x672.jpg




 
Your pussy is scary.






Link Posted: 11/26/2014 12:16:22 AM EDT
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Newb
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I wonder if it's an age thing. Now that I'm older, younger women just don't seem as attractive to me anymore. To me, a mature woman that completely shaved just looks "off" somehow. It's not a huge deal, but like I said: Neatly trimmed is my preference by far.


But see, even though you're a worn out old man who farts dust, even you at least like it trimmed.


Because gagging on a long hair mid-munch is not sexy.


I want you to be my General in Charge of Intelligence and Propaganda in the War against Bush.

Come to the shaved side.  We will rule the Empire together!


What do you mean, come to the shaved side? I've been there for ten years


Newb


You do know I'm not in my forties, right?
Link Posted: 11/26/2014 12:18:28 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/28/2014 12:03:48 AM EDT
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I like it when it stops just below her navel, wraps around her crotch and back up the crack in her ass.  With a bit of styling it looks just like a t back suit.
Link Posted: 11/28/2014 12:33:44 AM EDT
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On this Thanksgiving, I'm thankful for women who ladyscape their vagoos.

Link Posted: 11/28/2014 3:10:12 AM EDT
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I support Bush , No bald pre pubescent looking vagina's
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Absolutely this^^^
Link Posted: 11/28/2014 4:01:22 AM EDT
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Absolutely this^^^
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I support Bush , No bald pre pubescent looking vagina's


Absolutely this^^^


i've said it before and i'll say it again... If you look at a grown woman's slick, wet, beautiful pink pussy and see a child's anatomy... you're pretty fucked in the head.
Link Posted: 11/28/2014 4:33:21 AM EDT
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i've said it before and i'll say it again... If you look at a grown woman's slick, wet, beautiful pink pussy and see a child's anatomy... you're pretty fucked in the head.
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I support Bush , No bald pre pubescent looking vagina's


Absolutely this^^^


i've said it before and i'll say it again... If you look at a grown woman's slick, wet, beautiful pink pussy and see a child's anatomy... you're pretty fucked in the head.


Yep
Link Posted: 11/28/2014 4:41:14 AM EDT
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  I'm surprised someone hasn't said

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http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/01/16/article-2540580-1AB416B800000578-198_634x672.jpg


Never get them wet, and never, ever, feed them after midnight.
Link Posted: 11/28/2014 8:29:27 AM EDT
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I prefer my women to not look like they're wearing a blacksmith's apron.

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Link Posted: 11/29/2014 7:50:53 PM EDT
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I have never been with a woman that had a full bush. They have all been either completely shaven or had very little hair.
Link Posted: 11/30/2014 6:50:36 PM EDT
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What would you do if you were getting ready to have sex with a woman and you find a bush when you take her panties off?
Link Posted: 12/1/2014 12:35:10 AM EDT
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obviously you did not grow up in the 70's and 80's
Link Posted: 12/1/2014 12:43:03 AM EDT
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Blows my mind when I hear about women who complaint about shaving. Especially arms/legs/arm pits.


The only hair I have is on my head. Everything eyebrow on down is shaved. Yes including chest/arms/legs and everything else. I do it because muscle definition looks better shaved + after you get used to it, its just superior. Body hair is over-rated and unnecessary.
Link Posted: 12/1/2014 1:05:54 AM EDT
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Blows my mind when I hear about women who complaint about shaving. Especially arms/legs/arm pits.


The only hair I have is on my head. Everything eyebrow on down is shaved. Yes including chest/arms/legs and everything else. I do it because muscle definition looks better shaved + after you get used to it, its just superior. Body hair is over-rated and unnecessary.
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A beard and chest hair are some of the sexiest things a man can possibly have.  A shame about your shaved state.  
Link Posted: 12/1/2014 1:43:10 AM EDT
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Blows my mind when I hear about women who complaint about shaving. Especially arms/legs/arm pits.


The only hair I have is on my head. Everything eyebrow on down is shaved. Yes including chest/arms/legs and everything else. I do it because muscle definition looks better shaved + after you get used to it, its just superior. Body hair is over-rated and unnecessary.
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I agree.
Link Posted: 12/1/2014 3:26:57 AM EDT
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yes.


no.
Link Posted: 12/1/2014 7:47:50 AM EDT
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Spitting out hair was life in the 60s
Link Posted: 12/1/2014 9:45:46 AM EDT
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i've said it before and i'll say it again... If you look at a grown woman's slick, wet, beautiful pink pussy and see a child's anatomy... you're pretty fucked in the head.
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I support Bush , No bald pre pubescent looking vagina's


Absolutely this^^^


i've said it before and i'll say it again... If you look at a grown woman's slick, wet, beautiful pink pussy and see a child's anatomy... you're pretty fucked in the head.



Has anyone taken this quote for their sig line yet?
Link Posted: 12/1/2014 10:04:13 AM EDT
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Does anybody know if those home hair laser things really work?
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