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Posted: 3/27/2015 1:17:33 PM EDT
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I smell like two stroke.  Strokes don't have a particular smell. Unless you count the patients that become incontinent. Then they smell like shit. So you're saying you smell like shit? |
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Posted: 3/27/2015 1:17:34 PM EDT
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How's it hanging Duck?
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Posted: 3/27/2015 1:17:46 PM EDT
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When I want to jerk off, I have to roll it out onto the sidewalk and hire a bunch of mexicans to walk on it  Best part is Dubya volunteers. |
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Posted: 3/27/2015 1:18:25 PM EDT
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If mine were any bigger, I'd die from blood loss at the mere thought of a hard on. 
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I can't jerk off. It takes too much blood to get an erection. I pass out long before it's completely erect.
Mine is so big, when I go swimming people snap photos of the Loch Ness monster. |
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Posted: 3/27/2015 1:18:52 PM EDT
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/libertarian on Private property rights should trump all. Government shouldn't be able to force business to engage in association they do not desire to. /libertarian off Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Should I check my straight privilege? (with regard to the recent IN ruling allowing businesses to refuse services to certain groups) For me, it's about giving people the option to deny a public service to someone based on "religious beliefs". the problem I personally have with this, is because 1. it's based on so called "Christian" values 2. In my personal experience, people use the veil of religion to hide behind prejudices. Now of course some Christians don't see a problem with this law because in is written as a direct result of same sex marriages and folks against that don't want to "have" to support the rights of that individual by providing them a service. If as a business owner, you don't want to provide services to everyone then get out of public business. The humiliation that laws like this brings is something that straight people will never have to deal with so it's easy to make comments saying that "Oh its fine" or "It's protecting religion" because it doesn't pertain to or change the privileges you already enjoy. A "Right" shouldn't be a right if it takes rights away from others... Furthermore, if say... a Muslim law maker signed into a law something that was based on those values, there would be OUTRAGE in the streets from Christians saying that religion should be out of our government just in the same way that there is "Outrage" if someone in our government who isn't Christian even says a prayer based on their religious beliefs, but saying a Christian prayer is fine. At that point some folks are okay with religious Freedom but only with it applies to Christianity. Its a double standard that to me as a Christian American is unacceptable. /libertarian on Private property rights should trump all. Government shouldn't be able to force business to engage in association they do not desire to. /libertarian off I have said pretty much that to a lot of people bitching about rifra they aren't amused when I tell them anyone cal tell anyone to fuck off and the government doesn't get to tell them to stop being an asshole. |
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Posted: 3/27/2015 1:18:57 PM EDT
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I smell like two stroke. Do you have a happy engine? I have a cock of Stihl. 
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Posted: 3/27/2015 1:19:14 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: How's it hanging Duck? Boredom is what is killing me right now. |
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Posted: 3/27/2015 1:20:18 PM EDT
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Not too bad. Post op pain and itching, but that was expected. Boredom is what is killing me right now. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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How's it hanging Duck? Boredom is what is killing me right now. What's the outlook like for your condition? |
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Posted: 3/27/2015 1:21:05 PM EDT
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I smell like two stroke. Been huffing gas again, huh? |
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Posted: 3/27/2015 1:21:35 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Duckski keeps hinting at me to breakout of his heterocage every now and again, but it's quite lovely in here. I've decided to stay, even if he does leave the door unlocked. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Now she just needs to trap people in the heterocage! Duckski keeps hinting at me to breakout of his heterocage every now and again, but it's quite lovely in here. I've decided to stay, even if he does leave the door unlocked.  |
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Posted: 3/27/2015 1:21:41 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: What's the outlook like for your condition? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: How's it hanging Duck? Boredom is what is killing me right now. What's the outlook like for your condition? |
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Posted: 3/27/2015 1:21:51 PM EDT
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Mine is so big, when I go swimming people snap photos of the Loch Ness monster. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I can't jerk off. It takes too much blood to get an erection. I pass out long before it's completely erect.
Mine is so big, when I go swimming people snap photos of the Loch Ness monster. Stop making fun of my situation 
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Posted: 3/27/2015 1:22:09 PM EDT
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I have a cock of Stihl. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I smell like two stroke. Do you have a happy engine? I have a cock of Stihl. 
Sounds like you may have some wood to take care of 
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Posted: 3/27/2015 1:22:28 PM EDT
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Doc said everything went well and I should be able to do pretty much everything I used to do. Just a little reduced range of motion in my neck, but it shouldn't be too bad at all. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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How's it hanging Duck? Boredom is what is killing me right now. What's the outlook like for your condition? Less chronic pain though right? |
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Posted: 3/27/2015 1:22:44 PM EDT
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I can't jerk off. It takes too much blood to get an erection. I pass out long before it's completely erect.
Mine is so big, when I go swimming people snap photos of the Loch Ness monster. Stop making fun of my situation You could put a little velcro ring around it and stick it to your sock. It would contain the situation during work hours.
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Posted: 3/27/2015 1:23:08 PM EDT
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Sounds like you may have some wood to take care of Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I smell like two stroke. Do you have a happy engine? I have a cock of Stihl.
Sounds like you may have some wood to take care of It's been taken care of. So good. |
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Posted: 3/27/2015 1:23:25 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Mine is so big, when I go swimming people snap photos of the Loch Ness monster. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: I can't jerk off. It takes too much blood to get an erection. I pass out long before it's completely erect. Mine is so big, when I go swimming people snap photos of the Loch Ness monster. |
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Posted: 3/27/2015 1:23:38 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Less chronic pain though right? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: How's it hanging Duck? Boredom is what is killing me right now. What's the outlook like for your condition? Less chronic pain though right? |
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Posted: 3/27/2015 1:23:56 PM EDT
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You could put a little velcro ring around it and stick it to your sock. It would contain the situation during work hours. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I can't jerk off. It takes too much blood to get an erection. I pass out long before it's completely erect.
Mine is so big, when I go swimming people snap photos of the Loch Ness monster. Stop making fun of my situation You could put a little velcro ring around it and stick it to your sock. It would contain the situation during work hours. I have a feeling you know all about my situation
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Posted: 3/27/2015 1:25:36 PM EDT
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Should be. That's not my main concern though. As long as I get all the strength and feeling back in my fingers, I can deal with the pain. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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[qu ote]Quoted: How's it hanging Duck? Boredom is what is killing me right now. [/quot e] What's the outlook like for your condition? Less chronic pain though right? I haven't had full use or feeling in my left hand for 11 years |
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Posted: 3/27/2015 1:25:55 PM EDT
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I hope you get less pain and all your feelings back duckman.
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Posted: 3/27/2015 1:26:46 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I haven't had full use or feeling in my left hand for 11 years Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Not too bad. Post op pain and itching, but that was expected. Boredom is what is killing me right now. [/quot e] What's the outlook like for your condition? Less chronic pain though right? I haven't had full use or feeling in my left hand for 11 years |
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Posted: 3/27/2015 1:27:35 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I hope you get less pain and all your feelings back duckman. 3> I've dealt with pain for so long, that it would be weird not to have any. |
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Posted: 3/27/2015 1:29:13 PM EDT
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It's been taken care of. So good. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I smell like two stroke. Do you have a happy engine? I have a cock of Stihl.
Sounds like you may have some wood to take care of It's been taken care of. So good. 
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Posted: 3/27/2015 1:30:39 PM EDT
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I have a feeling you know all about my situation That's what you get for marrying my best friend
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Posted: 3/27/2015 1:31:10 PM EDT
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That's what you get for marrying my best friend Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I have a feeling you know all about my situation That's what you get for marrying my best friend
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Posted: 3/27/2015 1:31:14 PM EDT
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Well...I'm out. Good bye. Bye robot 
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Posted: 3/27/2015 1:31:27 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/27/2015 1:31:41 PM EDT
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See? My enormous johnson scared Fury away Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Well...I'm out. Good bye. See? My enormous johnson scared Fury away Oh hey
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Posted: 3/27/2015 1:32:20 PM EDT
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Do you do engraving? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Interesting. Do you ever take in soviet guns for work? DP28's, RPKS, RPDS, 47s, 74s. Have yet to have a PKM walk through the door Do you do engraving? |
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Posted: 3/27/2015 1:33:33 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/27/2015 1:34:14 PM EDT
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Interesting. Do you ever take in soviet guns for work? DP28's, RPKS, RPDS, 47s, 74s. Have yet to have a PKM walk through the door Do you do engraving? Maybe try puck |
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Posted: 3/27/2015 1:35:56 PM EDT
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That's what you get for marrying my best friend Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I have a feeling you know all about my situation That's what you get for marrying my best friend 
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Posted: 3/27/2015 1:36:43 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/27/2015 1:37:57 PM EDT
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I have a feeling you know all about my situation That's what you get for marrying my best friend https://38.media.tumblr.com/cef3c8f6b2ad740592765027c15874bb/tumblr_mpsy9xM8xb1qhc9d1o1_r2_250.gif
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Posted: 3/27/2015 1:38:32 PM EDT
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Holy shit, it's gonna be like a whole new woman!
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[quo te]Quoted: Not too bad. Post op pain and itching, but that was expected. Boredom is what is killing me right now. [/quot e] What's the outlook like for your condition?[/quot e]Doc said everything went well and I should be able to do pretty much everything I used to do. Just a little reduced range of motion in my neck, but it shouldn't be too bad at all. Less chronic pain though right? I haven't had full use or feeling in my left hand for 11 years
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Posted: 3/27/2015 1:40:33 PM EDT
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I have a feeling you know all about my situation That's what you get for marrying my best friend "Get"? I'm fucking proud of it. |
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Posted: 3/27/2015 1:42:14 PM EDT
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"Get"? I'm fucking proud of it. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I have a feeling you know all about my situation That's what you get for marrying my best friend "Get"? I'm fucking proud of it. As you should be. Anything less than sheer ecstasy will result in a forest fire starting with Bacon
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Posted: 3/27/2015 1:42:43 PM EDT
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Ralph, I don't know If I've said it yet, but I wish the best for you and Showgirl.
Hope you two find all the happiness you deserve and have a long and loving life together, |
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Posted: 3/27/2015 1:44:09 PM EDT
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Got the safe moved in. One of the moving guys almost got squished.
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Posted: 3/27/2015 1:45:20 PM EDT
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Got the safe moved in. One of the moving guys almost got squished. Fugg em They got insurance or should |
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Posted: 3/27/2015 1:46:15 PM EDT
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Got the safe moved in. One of the moving guys almost got squished. They should be more careful with heavy things. |
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Posted: 3/27/2015 1:47:24 PM EDT
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Got the safe moved in. One of the moving guys almost got squished. Maybe they should have subbed the job to a moving crew. 
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Posted: 3/27/2015 1:49:35 PM EDT
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"Your skills and talents will be called on in unusual areas."
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Posted: 3/27/2015 1:50:32 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: "Your skills and talents will be called on in unusual areas." |
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Posted: 3/27/2015 1:54:23 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/27/2015 2:01:34 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/27/2015 2:06:26 PM EDT
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The boss and the office manager are both out today. The responsibility for the beer run may fall on me
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Posted: 3/27/2015 2:06:58 PM EDT
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The boss and the office manager are both out today. The responsibility for the beer run may fall on me So no shitty beers today? |
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