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Posted: 2/21/2017 10:18:37 AM EDT
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I can donone better. I'll put a foley in him with no bag so he doesnt get the choice if he pee's or not, anywhere at anytime.
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Posted: 2/21/2017 10:20:47 AM EDT
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This. The amount of judgmental pricks around here never ceases to amaze me. My pothead friends have all turned out really flakey and disappointed me. I don't know if it's the pot, but being late and breaking dates and talking big but underdelivering seem to be common to them. It's easier to be friends with people who don't smoke or drink. |
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Posted: 2/21/2017 10:20:49 AM EDT
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Someone recently swore to me that bleach was the key. He said he was sick for a couple days but that you had to drink a good bit to piss clean. I used to perform drug tests when I worked in that department. People would argue with me about what works and what doesn't then wonder why they failed. Another funny thing when I was there were people that got their legal information from high times. Lol! |
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Posted: 2/21/2017 10:23:44 AM EDT
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Your friend is a dumb ass. You're supposed to put the bleach in the UA, not in your stomach.  Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Someone recently swore to me that bleach was the key. He said he was sick for a couple days but that you had to drink a good bit to piss clean. You're supposed to put the bleach in the UA, not in your stomach. |
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Posted: 2/21/2017 10:34:40 AM EDT
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I'd never piss for them at the test.
One time only, depending on the person, I maybe would piss in a cup the night before, if he wants to snuggle it like a teddy bear all night to keep it warm and then smuggle it in to the test, that's on him |
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Posted: 2/21/2017 10:45:10 AM EDT
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I can donone better. I'll put a foley in him with no bag so he doesnt get the choice if he pee's or not, anywhere at anytime. |
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Posted: 2/21/2017 10:51:19 AM EDT
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nope..... if they are a friend of mine they wouldnt ask....they would take the consequences of their own actions.....
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Posted: 2/21/2017 11:05:35 AM EDT
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Did he get in bull nettle and doesn't have to pee or got it on his back where he can't pee on it?
Sure. |
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Posted: 2/21/2017 11:10:28 AM EDT
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No, but I'd offer them a ride to rehab.
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Posted: 2/21/2017 11:33:45 AM EDT
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To the guys saying "I won't be friends with people that do that herr derr." I have to wonder, do you even have friends? I have been very surprised to find out who smokes pot occasionally. Everyone from an mid 40s IT guy for a major private university, to a CEO of a half billion dollar company, to teachers, and cops. And in that same breath, I bet you'd be fine with drinking beer or DOing other "druggggggs". Fuck those damned hippies, now wheres my wild turkey and oxycontin?? |
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Posted: 2/21/2017 12:13:36 PM EDT
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This threads reminds me of the "Shameless" episode when Frank keeps urine in his mouth in order to pass a piss test.
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Posted: 2/21/2017 1:12:06 PM EDT
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Fuck those damned hippies, now wheres my wild turkey and oxycontin?? |
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Posted: 2/21/2017 1:37:58 PM EDT
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Like, help him pass a piss test or hold his D while he pisses in the event both his arms are broken and in casts?
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Posted: 2/21/2017 1:38:13 PM EDT
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Damn, a bunch of yung'ns here.
Joe: "I gotta go take a piss." Frank; drinking a beer, "While you are up, take one for me too." Ha-ha |
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Posted: 2/21/2017 1:41:35 PM EDT
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Someone recently swore to me that bleach was the key. He said he was sick for a couple days but that you had to drink a good bit to piss clean. |
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Posted: 2/21/2017 1:48:47 PM EDT
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I'd start reevaluating our friendship pretty quickly |
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Posted: 2/21/2017 5:42:59 PM EDT
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Are they productive in life? Do they have a decent job or going to school? Are they a family man who pays his taxes and maybe smokes a joint here and there?
I'd certainly consider it. Until they drug test the deadbeats of society who suck off my paycheck every week, my opinion of testing anyone putting into the system is extremely low. |
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Posted: 2/21/2017 5:52:21 PM EDT
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doesn't work Dude, shut up. There are potheads listening. This shit is funny as hell. |
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Posted: 2/21/2017 5:52:38 PM EDT
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Wait, is this person buying my piss or asking me to go and piss in his place?
It makes a difference. |
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Posted: 2/21/2017 6:01:36 PM EDT
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Without hesitation.
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Posted: 2/21/2017 6:04:30 PM EDT
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Would never happen as I did not have friends who do drugs
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Posted: 2/21/2017 6:07:49 PM EDT
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To the guys saying "I won't be friends with people that do that herr derr." I have to wonder, do you even have friends? I have been very surprised to find out who smokes pot occasionally. Everyone from an mid 40s IT guy for a major private university, to a CEO of a half billion dollar company, to teachers, and cops. And in that same breath, I bet you'd be fine with drinking beer or DOing other "druggggggs". Sometimes I think GD is full of generally good people, then I read threads like this. What a bunch of douchebag squares. Random UA's are an invasion of privacy. As far as I'm concerned, the only time they are appropriate is when somebody is obviously impaired/intoxicated at work. |
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Posted: 2/21/2017 6:41:12 PM EDT
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Probably not.
But then again, if they started testing for weed in my industry, I could raise my rates pretty significantly as 3/4ths of my competition would be out of business. There are a LOT of potheads in the technology fields. From the wire monkeys to salespeople to masters level programmers, everybody burns. |
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Posted: 2/21/2017 6:45:49 PM EDT
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If discovered.. Your DNA will give you away.  
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Posted: 2/21/2017 6:49:35 PM EDT
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For no....
On... maybe |
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Posted: 2/21/2017 10:30:46 PM EDT
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Sometimes I think GD is full of generally good people, then I read threads like this. What a bunch of douchebag squares. Random UA's are an invasion of privacy. As far as I'm concerned, the only time they are appropriate is when somebody is obviously impaired/intoxicated at work. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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To the guys saying "I won't be friends with people that do that herr derr." I have to wonder, do you even have friends? I have been very surprised to find out who smokes pot occasionally. Everyone from an mid 40s IT guy for a major private university, to a CEO of a half billion dollar company, to teachers, and cops. And in that same breath, I bet you'd be fine with drinking beer or DOing other "druggggggs". Sometimes I think GD is full of generally good people, then I read threads like this. What a bunch of douchebag squares. Random UA's are an invasion of privacy. As far as I'm concerned, the only time they are appropriate is when somebody is obviously impaired/intoxicated at work. Asking a friend for his piss becuase of your "habits" is an invasion also. Also known as a dick move. No surprise the druggies here are so focused on their "right" to smoke up they don't even see the rudeness and imposition of the actual request in question. All they see is the need to cover their tracks, and they expect, no demand their friends be complicit or else they see them as "douchebag squares." It's all about them. Thanks for reminding me why I long ago lost track of any druggie friends I had. |
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Posted: 2/21/2017 10:34:05 PM EDT
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Drug test?
1) that's illegal 2) he probably need to clean his life up or I wouldn't continue to be his friend. I don't let people into my life who do drugs. |
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Posted: 2/21/2017 10:36:18 PM EDT
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Fuuuuuuuck no. Dude can learn what it means to deal with the consequences of their actions. That's a great lesson that everyone should learn.
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Posted: 2/21/2017 10:41:59 PM EDT
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Your question presupposes that I have friends.
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Posted: 2/21/2017 10:44:01 PM EDT
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rogueboss thread
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Posted: 2/21/2017 10:52:29 PM EDT
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If you have ever worked in automotive then you have been in this position before. Been in the Industry for 15 years. Never had anyone ask me that. Only seen a couple piss dirty on randoms or accident related tests. Do know a couple of guys that would love to hang out with Tom Petty after work. They always seem to make it through the randoms. But I have heard that our upper managment seems to be forgiving for being upfront and honest. But there is not rampant drug abuse going on at any of the jobs I have worked at. |
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Posted: 2/21/2017 10:53:50 PM EDT
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Okay what did I miss? What does that mean? Drugs, man. Drugs! |
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Posted: 2/21/2017 11:18:05 PM EDT
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Pretty much only the .mil requires that. Even my wife, who is an RN, doesn't get that bullshit, and she has access to everything. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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What's the point of a drug test if they don't see the piss leaving the body? Kharn Pretty much only the .mil requires that. Even my wife, who is an RN, doesn't get that bullshit, and she has access to everything. No one ever told me it was only .mil/.gov that required the meat gazer.
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Posted: 2/21/2017 11:37:37 PM EDT
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What he would really be asking for is help with his addiction and I would try to get him into counseling. I would not be the enabler who pees in a cup for him though
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Posted: 2/22/2017 1:30:22 AM EDT
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Someone recently swore to me that bleach was the key. He said he was sick for a couple days but that you had to drink a good bit to piss clean. This is true. Some of the High School kids will drink bleach to mask the test. However, the mask is still seen and then the question, why did you mask your urine. Powdered salt will also mask pot but you have to stir it around to dissolve it AND some tests have a temp readout on the container. |
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Posted: 2/22/2017 6:13:25 AM EDT
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Yup. I've worked in so-called "Drug-Free" workplaces for the past 25 years or so. I know that if I ever smoke it up, and happen to get called for testing at the wrong time, I'm boned. Any friends of mine should know the same thing. Wanna smoke? Go ahead and smoke. Get caught? Hey, that's the breaks. Hope you find a good job soon, 'cause I won't help you with your bills, either. It's called being a grownup. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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No, he can pass his own drug test. Or not. That's his problem, not mine. Yup. I've worked in so-called "Drug-Free" workplaces for the past 25 years or so. I know that if I ever smoke it up, and happen to get called for testing at the wrong time, I'm boned. Any friends of mine should know the same thing. Wanna smoke? Go ahead and smoke. Get caught? Hey, that's the breaks. Hope you find a good job soon, 'cause I won't help you with your bills, either. It's called being a grownup. My current employer doesn't do randoms anymore, but if you have an accident and/or get hurt on the job you are getting tested. I've seen so many people just quit rather than go get their urinalysis. They always think it wont happen to them until it does. |
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Posted: 2/22/2017 7:15:21 AM EDT
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Wouldn't matter, I have prescription opioids on board. ETA: I guess I could not mention that detail...
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Posted: 2/22/2017 8:10:07 AM EDT
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You mean he has to pee and he wants you to do it for him? How is that possible? His buddy needs to pass a drug test, and he's used some prohibited substance so the guy is asking OP to supply a urine sample. True story: Had an electrician working for me who was on paper (probation) for a DUI and drug testing was ordered. He had smoked marijuana over the weekend and, as luck would have it, he was called for a drug test. He talked a relative of his, a preacher, into providing a urine sample. Guess what, the test was positive for marijuana and cocaine, lol!! Moral of the story, stay off dope if you're under the supervision of an entity that requires drug testing! |
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