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Posted: 8/17/2017 5:39:43 PM EDT

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Or not far enough

I'd fuck Meryl Streep ( at same age) before Zoe

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Then you are definitely gay, because I'm not convinced that Streep is a biological female.

Posted: 8/17/2017 5:40:29 PM EDT

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To be honest I always thought she was Thandie Newton.

Posted: 8/17/2017 5:42:27 PM EDT

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Then you are definitely gay, because I'm not convinced that Streep is a biological female.

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LoL

Posted: 8/17/2017 5:51:56 PM EDT

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I'm not crazy about black women, but het body type is my ideal.

Posted: 8/17/2017 5:54:01 PM EDT

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I'm not crazy about black women, but het body type is my ideal.

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No doubt she is super fit

Posted: 8/17/2017 5:55:40 PM EDT

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Rupaul
Del The stargate ladyboy
FHRC
Pelosi

Posted: 8/17/2017 5:58:20 PM EDT

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Op is crazy

Zoe saldana

http://i63.tinypic.com/2ch0zyx.jpg

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That's Thandie Newton, who is even hotter than Zoe Saldana.

Posted: 8/17/2017 5:59:05 PM EDT

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To be honest I always thought she was Thandie Newton.

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thandie newton is actually hot.

zoe saldana looks like a moderately successful junior real estate agent in a mid-sized city somewhere in ohio.

Posted: 8/17/2017 5:59:25 PM EDT

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I'd let her fart on my drum set so hard a retard would get mad at a screen door.

Posted: 8/17/2017 6:00:41 PM EDT

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I think she's very attractive. Christina Hendricks does nothing for me. It's that long goose neck and those traps.

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She's fat

Posted: 8/17/2017 6:03:02 PM EDT

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Select List of Women I find more attractive than Zoe Saldana

J-Lo (at any age)
Laura Linney ( at same age)
Christina Hendricks
About 87 RNs I've worked with over the years
About 10k women I've seen on the street, in school and on the beach over the last 4 decades

Does I haz the ghey?

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I'm a recovering pron addict. You aren't gay. Something about her face.

Also, Mindy Kohen from the Facts of Life, doesn't appeal to me either.

Posted: 8/17/2017 6:04:00 PM EDT

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zoe saldana looks like a moderately successful junior real estate agent in a mid-sized city somewhere in ohio.

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That is strangely specific. Haha.

Posted: 8/17/2017 6:16:49 PM EDT

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That is strangely specific. Haha.

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so i was going to make up a saldana business card in order to demonstrate this, and something funny happened. if you google 'real estate agent card' even the stock photography models are hotter than saldana.

Posted: 8/17/2017 6:26:22 PM EDT

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Select List of Women I find more attractive than Zoe Saldana

J-Lo (at any age)
Laura Linney ( at same age)
Christina Hendricks
About 87 RNs I've worked with over the years
About 10k women I've seen on the street, in school and on the beach over the last 4 decades

Does I haz the ghey?

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Well, we can guarantee that she probably doesn't find some brokedick gun forum poster attractive either.

I'd be her sugar baby.

Posted: 8/17/2017 6:31:10 PM EDT

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I thought she looked pretty damn good in this movie -

Colombiana - Trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCxPLlFWdFo

Posted: 8/17/2017 6:32:56 PM EDT

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thandie newton is actually hot.

zoe saldana looks like a moderately successful junior real estate agent in a mid-sized city somewhere in ohio.

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LoL

Real
Estate

Do you think she is a little cray cray ?

Posted: 8/17/2017 6:35:47 PM EDT

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I'd never heard of her before this thread. She doesn't really do anything for me.

Posted: 8/17/2017 6:37:54 PM EDT

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Dat azz tho

Posted: 8/17/2017 6:38:51 PM EDT

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Captain, I detect much gayness in this sector.

And for once it isn't Sulu setting off the gaydar.

Posted: 8/17/2017 6:39:12 PM EDT

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so i was going to make up a saldana business card in order to demonstrate this, and something funny happened. if you google 'real estate agent card' even the stock photography models are hotter than saldana.

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They love their glamour photos

I work with a lady who had a glamour shot made and taped it over her ID badge at work

Posted: 8/17/2017 6:40:04 PM EDT

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Her blue sister is hotter, but I'd let Gamora eat cookies in my bed.

Posted: 8/17/2017 6:40:25 PM EDT

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Not stunning but she is better than average. Everyone has their tastes for whatever reasons. Even her apparently with her skinny jeans husband

Posted: 8/17/2017 6:42:12 PM EDT

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Yep. You got a bit of ghey in you. She's gorgeous.

Posted: 8/17/2017 6:48:40 PM EDT

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Posted: 8/17/2017 6:50:40 PM EDT

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And this Green Whore !

Posted: 8/17/2017 6:54:05 PM EDT

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Not just gay, but thuper gay.

Posted: 8/17/2017 6:56:22 PM EDT

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Na, I think your immune to the ghey. Punani, like music is subjective. What one man would wish to smash, others might not. As an example: I was never a fan of the song Purple Rain until I was at the intersection or right place / right time. This realization came to me one evening in the summer of 1995. I was drunk in a tittle bar at the time and the busty young lady working her way through nursing school was directing traffic. At that moment I thought it was one of the best songs I had ever seen a single mom perform to. Hope this helps you on your path to self actualization.

ps that chick has a sweet ass, but the lack of juggs and her face don't place her in my top 50 either.

Posted: 8/17/2017 6:58:23 PM EDT

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this guy gets it

Posted: 8/17/2017 7:01:10 PM EDT

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Yep, I think you might have a touch of it. She's quite attractive.

http://www.speakerscorner.me/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/zoe14.jpg

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Does she have a little white in her?

Posted: 8/17/2017 7:04:16 PM EDT

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Does she have a little white in her?

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Yep, I think you might have a touch of it. She's quite attractive.

http://www.speakerscorner.me/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/zoe14.jpg

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Does she have a little white in her?

That guy looks to be of average build. I certainly wouldn't call him "little".

Posted: 8/17/2017 7:08:04 PM EDT

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Well I was going to accuse your dick of being racist but I see you redeemed yourself OP. I think she is hot.

Posted: 8/17/2017 7:10:11 PM EDT

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She's a 10/10. Total smoke show.

Posted: 8/17/2017 7:11:10 PM EDT

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OP is gay.

Zoe is fucking smoking hot.

Posted: 8/17/2017 7:13:33 PM EDT

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Yep, I think you might have a touch of it. She's quite attractive.

http://www.speakerscorner.me/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/zoe14.jpg

https://images-production.global.ssl.fastly.net/uploads/posts/image/71714/zoe-saldana.jpg

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I think OP is blind or gay. That chick is smokin.

Posted: 8/17/2017 7:15:55 PM EDT

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OP prefers Chris Pine.

Posted: 8/17/2017 7:16:44 PM EDT

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Op is crazy

Zoe saldana

http://i63.tinypic.com/2ch0zyx.jpg

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Interesting. This picture leads me to believe she had some work done on her nose. She's better looking in this photo for sure.

Posted: 8/17/2017 7:17:30 PM EDT

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she looks part asian to me

i would do her

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I think she is the most mixed-race woman I have ever seen in my life.

And I would like to help stir things up some more!

Posted: 8/17/2017 7:17:36 PM EDT

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Does she have a little white in her?

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Yep, I think you might have a touch of it. She's quite attractive.

http://www.speakerscorner.me/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/zoe14.jpg

https://images-production.global.ssl.fastly.net/uploads/posts/image/71714/zoe-saldana.jpg

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Does she have a little white in her?

I'd have to go Google it, but I want to say she's half Dominican and half Puerto Rican. Her legal name is some long Spanish something or other.

Posted: 8/17/2017 7:18:22 PM EDT

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OP prefers Chris Pine.

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or Chris Pratt

Posted: 8/17/2017 7:22:12 PM EDT

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I don't thinks she's attractive either.

I prefer white women.

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Same here.

Posted: 8/17/2017 7:23:32 PM EDT

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Yep, I think you might have a touch of it. She's quite attractive.

http://www.speakerscorner.me/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/zoe14.jpg

https://images-production.global.ssl.fastly.net/uploads/posts/image/71714/zoe-saldana.jpg

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Posted: 8/17/2017 7:25:26 PM EDT

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Select List of Women I find more attractive than Zoe Saldana

J-Lo (at any age)
Laura Linney ( at same age)
Christina Hendricks
About 87 RNs I've worked with over the years
About 10k women I've seen on the street, in school and on the beach over the last 4 decades

Does I haz the ghey?

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She's okay, but nothing I'd walk 500 miles for. Had the same issues with Sharon Stone. I don't find either of them particularly feminine, and I like feminine women. Hell, if I ever fucked either, I think THAT would make me feel gay.

Posted: 8/17/2017 7:27:17 PM EDT

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This is like arguing whether vanilla is better than chocolate, and claiming that anyone who likes vanilla must be gay.

She's got a trim physique but is very mannish looking in the face.

Give me a classic beauty like Monica Bellucci, Sophia Loren, or Salma Hayek any day.

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I agree. And she has that look that won't age well.

Posted: 8/17/2017 7:29:50 PM EDT

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Yep, I think you might have a touch of it. She's quite attractive.

http://www.speakerscorner.me/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/zoe14.jpg

https://images-production.global.ssl.fastly.net/uploads/posts/image/71714/zoe-saldana.jpg

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I'd let her fart in my mouth.

Posted: 8/17/2017 7:29:53 PM EDT

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OP need to go watch the video of Zoey and Mila Kunis fingering each other in the library.

Posted: 8/17/2017 7:34:42 PM EDT

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Well I was going to accuse your dick of being racist but I see you redeemed yourself OP. I think she is hot.

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This dick
Has been in white, black, Spanish white and Spanish balzk, mixes of Spanish black and white and 3 flavors of Asian.
Not raciss

Posted: 8/17/2017 7:35:54 PM EDT

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I think she's very attractive. Christina Hendricks does nothing for me. It's that long goose neck and those traps.

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LOL. If any woman >4'10" + <35 + <150lbs + not but ugly wants to ride on my joke of the day I would not say no.

Posted: 8/17/2017 7:37:37 PM EDT

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Yep, I think you might have a touch of it. She's quite attractive.

http://www.speakerscorner.me/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/zoe14.jpg

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I would gladly stick my tongue in her cheerio.

Posted: 8/17/2017 7:37:45 PM EDT

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Does she have a little white in her?

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She is Dominican and PR. So, almost certainly, has European and African ancestry and maybe small amount of the native inhabitants of the island that no longer exist as a group ( Caribes and Taino)