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Posted: 10/21/2014 9:44:35 PM EDT
since quite a few here can hit 300 against a major league pitcher...

how many here can go in circles for 5 hrs at 200 mph?
Link Posted: 10/21/2014 9:44:59 PM EDT
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Nope
Link Posted: 10/21/2014 9:45:06 PM EDT
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All of us.
Link Posted: 10/21/2014 9:45:27 PM EDT
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As long as we stock up on Vagisil
Link Posted: 10/21/2014 9:46:11 PM EDT
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Yup.  I know I'd have no problem.  I'll pull pit duty at the same time as well.
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I'm real good at turning left
Link Posted: 10/21/2014 9:47:06 PM EDT
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I would imagine that hitting 200mph for five hours is much easier if no one is on the track.  
Link Posted: 10/21/2014 9:48:00 PM EDT
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I could easily beat Danica at least.
Link Posted: 10/21/2014 9:48:12 PM EDT
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After several trips to BSR. I'm still not near
trying out a car like that.
Link Posted: 10/21/2014 9:48:41 PM EDT
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With 42 other cars on the track?, Lol, hell no.

Also, I don't think people appreciate the fine line between grip and flight those cars ride at 200 mph. They aren't all wing and rubber like the science project cars.



Link Posted: 10/21/2014 9:49:00 PM EDT
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I can do it
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I drive everyday, so yea no problem.
Link Posted: 10/21/2014 9:49:23 PM EDT
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I am fairly confident in my driving abilities.  If I was allowed to prepare I am sure I would be able to race.  Going from sitting on the couch right into a nascar. I'm sure I could make it around the track and not get hit as everyone lapped me.
Link Posted: 10/21/2014 9:50:35 PM EDT
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I cannot.  I have a deep-seated need to turn left and right.
Link Posted: 10/21/2014 9:51:02 PM EDT
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That's gay as hell.


The 12" e-penis version of myself, fuck yeah.

Realistically, hell no.
Link Posted: 10/21/2014 9:51:05 PM EDT
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She would not only drive circles around you and me but she's better than at least half the rest of the current field.

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Link Posted: 10/21/2014 9:52:27 PM EDT
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Nope.   I can race in the streets though, call out my position, traffic conditions ,round corners like a pro, bail and catch bad guys
Link Posted: 10/21/2014 9:52:48 PM EDT
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Fella from my home town can
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no.  I have ADHD, constantly going left would bore me to death
Link Posted: 10/21/2014 9:53:26 PM EDT
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I love it.

Half of ARF can drive like a NASCAR driver.

I bet it is the same half that thinks Bruce Lee could kick Mike Tyson's ass.



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I could with some practice.

I use to race go karts...bro
Link Posted: 10/21/2014 9:53:30 PM EDT
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I would tie my dick off to the scoring pylon and go round that bitch like one of those control line airplanes... like a fucking boss
Link Posted: 10/21/2014 9:53:36 PM EDT
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I could easily beat Danica at least.




She would not only drive circles around you and me but she's better than at least half the rest of the current field.



By circle do you mean spin doughnuts into the infield?  I would drive so much faster than her....

 
Link Posted: 10/21/2014 9:53:39 PM EDT
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Supermodifieds are better.
Link Posted: 10/21/2014 9:53:54 PM EDT
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I wouldn't even do this for 5 hours




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I do that every time I debate a liberal.

Link Posted: 10/21/2014 9:56:25 PM EDT
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Impossible. My enormous penis and balls, plus the supermodels that won't let me alone, prevent me from getting into the driver's seat.

It's just as well, my mere presence on the track would crush the regular driver's ego and shatter their self-image.
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By circle do you mean spin doughnuts into the infield?  I would drive so much faster than her....  
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I could easily beat Danica at least.


She would not only drive circles around you and me but she's better than at least half the rest of the current field.

By circle do you mean spin doughnuts into the infield?  I would drive so much faster than her....  


No. Unless that's you in your avatar
Link Posted: 10/21/2014 9:58:45 PM EDT
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I could do it and have done it....
Link Posted: 10/21/2014 9:59:14 PM EDT
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I couldn't even race at 20mph for five hours, holy cow that'd be boring.

Where's the couch.....
Link Posted: 10/21/2014 10:00:42 PM EDT
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Bunch wankers here for sure.

No you can't.  How do I know?  Until you prove you have done it at a competitive level, you haven't.

I can't.  Now, if you want to talk about dragbikes at a pro level...........  
Link Posted: 10/21/2014 10:01:14 PM EDT
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This.
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lol

Link Posted: 10/21/2014 10:01:32 PM EDT
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I did 8 or 10 laps in a Richard petty car at Atlanta once.
I can tell you with no hesitation that at this moment, I could not do 200 miles in July.
Any of us would be mentally exhausted after 10 minutes.
Link Posted: 10/21/2014 10:01:40 PM EDT
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NASCAR involves tailgating, cutting people off, trading paint, sideswiping cars, running others off the road, and not knowing how to negotiate multiple turns.


In other words NASCAR drivers = Asian drivers  


And, as an Asian who learned to drive on the chaotic streets of Jakarta, Kuala Lumpur, and Taipei, I'd be a natural

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Link Posted: 10/21/2014 10:03:53 PM EDT
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Not me, but I did go to a Bondurant Formula Ford school many years ago and I wouldn't even want to race in that series.



































 
Link Posted: 10/21/2014 10:04:09 PM EDT
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If I'd been groomed for it since I was a kid, I believe I have the raw stuff of a race driver and could have been good.  I've raced , and won a lot, in Solo-2 (autocross).  I have good car control and the balls/skill to corner at and beyond the limits of a given car.  However, I know that if you threw me in a car, at any level of NASCAR, i'd be spanked by kids half my age at this point.



With that said, I have a long story about beating Bobby Hamilton, Jr. numerous times (4 out of 5 races) at a go-kart track in Florida.  Also, a South American champion formula racer in Orlando (3 out of 3 races, if I recall).  




Those days are behind me at this point.




Sounds like bullshit, but there's another member here who could vouch for me.  And he beat me in an autocross championship.  Fast bastard himself.
Link Posted: 10/21/2014 10:06:53 PM EDT
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NASCAR involves tailgating, cutting people off, trading paint, sideswiping cars, running others off the road, and not knowing how to negotiate multiple turns.


In other words NASCAR drivers = Asian drivers  


And, as an Asian who learned to drive on the chaotic streets of Jakarta, Kuala Lumpur, and Taipei, I'd be a natural

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You ever been to Miami?
I have not been to the above but have been to Bangkok. You can't really go fast there as traffic is THAT bad.
In Miami, if you're going 80mph on the turnpike you are getting the fuck run over.

I'm glad I don't live in south florida
Link Posted: 10/21/2014 10:09:42 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/21/2014 10:10:58 PM EDT
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I don't think I could drive the speeds they do alone on a track. Put other cars out there with me? Hell fucking no!!!

One Christmas my dad got me and my brother ridealong seats in a Richard Petty experience. I forget what it's called, but it was awesome, I loved it, and just like roller coasters, I was glad I wasn't the one in control.
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I'd better that and say that only maybe two-five people here could take the pole car for that race, and post better than 43rd.
Link Posted: 10/21/2014 10:12:06 PM EDT
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I did 8 or 10 laps in a Richard petty car at Atlanta once.
I can tell you with no hesitation that at this moment, I could not do 200 miles in July.
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My laps at Charlotte told me the same thing.

Oh, you want me to come out of turn two, nail the gas, and fight the car's tendency to turn left by steering towards the wall?  Ha!
Link Posted: 10/21/2014 10:12:13 PM EDT
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if I could get over the anxiety of the speed and get my cardio in check id like to try it
Link Posted: 10/21/2014 10:12:52 PM EDT
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Drove in the ARCA series for two years before joining the Army.. So yeah, pretty sure I can hang with them still..
Link Posted: 10/21/2014 10:13:53 PM EDT
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I have done a 1/2 mile asphalt oval . You just scale up the speeds and the crashing is gonna suck more . I spent 10+  years on short tracks racing every weekend
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Most people don't have any concept on how hard it is to just qualify.

Just run one lap and make the race.

I'll go on record and say positively that not one person here could take a cup car and qualify it.
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I could easily beat Danica at least.


She would not only drive circles around you and me but she's better than at least half the rest of the current field.



Most people don't have any concept on how hard it is to just qualify.

Just run one lap and make the race.

I'll go on record and say positively that not one person here could take a cup car and qualify it.


you're out of your fucking mind, dude

I ran an '85 monte carlo on a 1/4 mile for like, 2 years so i'm totally at that level

on the other hand, they let cow patty race and he mostly stayed kinda close to the lead lap so it can't be all THAT difficult with a little practice
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My laps at Charlotte told me the same thing.

Oh, you want me to come out of turn two, nail the gas, and fight the car's tendency to turn left by steering towards the wall?  Ha!
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I did 8 or 10 laps in a Richard petty car at Atlanta once.
I can tell you with no hesitation that at this moment, I could not do 200 miles in July.
Any of us would be mentally exhausted after 10 minutes.


My laps at Charlotte told me the same thing.

Oh, you want me to come out of turn two, nail the gas, and fight the car's tendency to turn left by steering towards the wall?  Ha!



It gets easier with practice and driving it towards the wall is fast coming off the corner
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