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Posted: 8/19/2014 10:35:18 PM EDT
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I just noticed the special snowflake hater tag
There are members here with way more clout and influence than most lifers, just the way it is. I don't get upset about it.
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Posted: 8/19/2014 10:36:51 PM EDT
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The best perk is the Lifer forum. We can post tits!
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Posted: 8/19/2014 10:38:22 PM EDT
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... I'm waiting for the next level to be offered. Wonder what that one will cost? Endowment, Patron, Benefactor? Stop. No. Lol |
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Posted: 8/19/2014 10:43:56 PM EDT
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When a lifer tells me that they (lifers) have more of an interest in the site than the other members just because they paid more money, and another tells me that a beta site should only be open to lifers because 1) they have more of an interest in the site and 2) it would just be easier, and neither staff nor Goatboy contradict them, then yes, I have a problem with the special snowflakes. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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The only way that would happen is if someone gifted it to me, and then I'd have to find a new home on the net. well, i love you Vaca. even if you don't love me back.  Funny thing is, everyone thinks I'm joking when I say that. I ain't. Show us on the doll where the bad lifer touched you. Wow. Let if flow. |
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Posted: 8/19/2014 10:44:24 PM EDT
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There's even a secret- No, I swear I won't say anything NNOOOOOO!
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Posted: 8/19/2014 10:45:24 PM EDT
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I would suggest starting a thread calling out the motherfuckers and showing one's ass.
Too soon?
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Posted: 8/19/2014 10:45:49 PM EDT
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I'm too scared to go through the ritual.
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Posted: 8/19/2014 10:49:42 PM EDT
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Fellatio. The list is long but distinguished.... |
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Posted: 8/19/2014 10:50:20 PM EDT
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I'd pony up if I could tweak the COC department.
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Posted: 8/19/2014 10:52:29 PM EDT
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... I'm waiting for the next level to be offered. Wonder what that one will cost? Endowment, Patron, Benefactor? At this point it's just about the money. So all of the above? |
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Posted: 8/19/2014 10:54:40 PM EDT
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I know, I'm a 13er  We could do a special "13'er" initiation ritual for you. How do you feel about gimps and Crisco? |
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Posted: 8/19/2014 10:55:14 PM EDT
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Every so often, funding is needed for the site and lifetime memberships become available. It has been a while since they were last offered. (A few years?) They go quick. They get offered every year, and they are no longer offered to fund make or break critical infrastructure expenses as originally offered. They are part of the business model. Save your pennies and be ready to jump when they are offered. 
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Posted: 8/19/2014 10:55:17 PM EDT
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Fellatio. That and they have to be the bottom guy |
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Posted: 8/19/2014 10:55:45 PM EDT
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I'd pony up if I could tweak the COC department. 1. Set up burner troll account 2. Get life membership for said account 3. Post cocks immediately 4. Enjoy not getting banned |
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Posted: 8/19/2014 10:55:56 PM EDT
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Bring me the undergarments of Senior Avila, and I will show you the way....
I'm technically a lifer, but I'm undercover as a bronzie at the moment. Some real black ops shit. 
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Posted: 8/19/2014 10:56:59 PM EDT
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They were last offered back in April at $750 a pop - sold out in under 7 hours. WTF that is expensive do you get hookers and blow with that ? |
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Posted: 8/19/2014 10:57:18 PM EDT
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Drop your $300 bucks while you drop to your knees. Pretty simple.
<---------Original 100 lifer 
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Posted: 8/19/2014 10:57:34 PM EDT
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Fellatio. That and they have to be the bottom guy There was a pretty rough 6 months where I was the ONLY bottom guy. Never been so happy to see a 13'r in my life! I'm sure TRG and GB are glad to have a little variety back in their lives again too. The proctologist says I'm improving, but I'm not so sure. The ear nose and throat guy says it may never be the same. |
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Posted: 8/19/2014 10:58:00 PM EDT
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They were last offered back in April at $750 a pop - sold out in under 7 hours. WTF that is expensive do you get hookers and blow with that ? You get to blow hookers.
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Posted: 8/19/2014 10:58:39 PM EDT
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They were last offered back in April at $750 a pop - sold out in under 7 hours. WTF that is expensive do you get hookers and blow with that ? Ever seen a grown make nekkid? Can you drive a manual Yugo? |
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Posted: 8/19/2014 10:59:59 PM EDT
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... I'm waiting for the next level to be offered. Wonder what that one will cost? Endowment, Patron, Benefactor? Bee, Penguin, Goat, Silverback 
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Posted: 8/19/2014 11:00:03 PM EDT
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You must give of yourself to the great penguin. Sexually.
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Posted: 8/19/2014 11:03:13 PM EDT
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I can't tell what information in this thread is real... Wish I knew how to get a life membership.
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Posted: 8/19/2014 11:04:23 PM EDT
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You get to blow hookers. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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They were last offered back in April at $750 a pop - sold out in under 7 hours. WTF that is expensive do you get hookers and blow with that ? You get to blow hookers. Male hookers. |
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Posted: 8/19/2014 11:06:39 PM EDT
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Well, my quarterly tilt is done.
Time to go back to not giving a shit. |
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Posted: 8/19/2014 11:08:23 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Drop your $300 bucks while you drop to your knees. Pretty simple. <---------Original 100 lifer |
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Posted: 8/19/2014 11:08:42 PM EDT
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Been here 10 years now and never knew there was a life membership.
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Posted: 8/19/2014 11:09:58 PM EDT
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They were last offered back in April at $750 a pop - sold out in under 7 hours. WTF that is expensive do you get hookers and blow with that ? You get to blow hookers. Male hookers. Shhh. You're giving away the whip cream/cheating secret! |
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Posted: 8/19/2014 11:10:08 PM EDT
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Lifers are the cheapskates of the site. Pay once and then sit in the basement and mooch for the next 30 years.
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Posted: 8/19/2014 11:16:31 PM EDT
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Fellatio. I didn't get any fellatio . . .
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Posted: 8/19/2014 11:20:09 PM EDT
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Fellatio. I didn't get any fellatio . . . You got cheated dude. Did you know that a Penguins penis is as long as its wing
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Posted: 8/19/2014 11:23:06 PM EDT
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One does not simply "become" a life member.
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Posted: 8/19/2014 11:23:48 PM EDT
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Lifers are the cheapskates of the site. Pay once and then sit in the basement and mooch for the next 30 years. Compensation for opportunity cost.
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Posted: 8/19/2014 11:43:19 PM EDT
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Lifers are the cheapskates of the site. Pay once and then sit in the basement and mooch for the next 30 years. Compensation for opportunity cost. That sounds suspiciously like an Amway franchise sales meeting. 
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Posted: 8/19/2014 11:51:17 PM EDT
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They get offered every year, and they are no longer offered to fund make or break critical infrastructure expenses as originally offered. They are part of the business model. Save your pennies and be ready to jump when they are offered. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Every so often, funding is needed for the site and lifetime memberships become available. It has been a while since they were last offered. (A few years?) They go quick. They get offered every year, and they are no longer offered to fund make or break critical infrastructure expenses as originally offered. They are part of the business model. Save your pennies and be ready to jump when they are offered. I wouldn't. It's not worth it. Buy another rifle or pistol. |
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Posted: 8/19/2014 11:53:38 PM EDT
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One does not simply "become" a life member. Right, you need a CC with a high enough balance and then you become one. |
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Posted: 8/19/2014 11:54:16 PM EDT
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I still walk funny
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Posted: 8/19/2014 11:55:09 PM EDT
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Now that you have seen those people do you want to be married to them forever , divorce here is more painful than real life
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Posted: 8/19/2014 11:59:42 PM EDT
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Fuckin' planetarium up in this bitch.
Stinks like sex in here. |
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Posted: 8/19/2014 11:59:58 PM EDT
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They were last offered back in April at $750 a pop - sold out in under 7 hours. WTF that is expensive do you get hookers and blow with that ? Are you going to be a member of ARFCOM for 7.5 to 31.25 years? As such a member, will you be able to participate in all the yearly giveaways at the highest level and enjoy privileged access that lifers get? 
Membership to this website is a steal! |
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Posted: 8/20/2014 12:02:04 AM EDT
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Right, you need a CC with a high enough balance and then you become one. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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One does not simply "become" a life member. Right, you need a CC with a high enough balance and then you become one. If someone will clue you in when they might go on sale. Plus a job where you have access to a computer. Big qualifiers there. If you lack in any of these things then you are out of luck. 
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Posted: 8/20/2014 12:05:29 AM EDT
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If someone will clue you in when they might go on sale. Plus a job where you have access to a computer. Big qualifiers there. If you lack in any of these things then you are out of luck.
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One does not simply "become" a life member. Right, you need a CC with a high enough balance and then you become one. If someone will clue you in when they might go on sale. Plus a job where you have access to a computer. Big qualifiers there. If you lack in any of these things then you are out of luck.
I bought mine via my smartphone Didn't you buy yours by throwing a temper tantrum? |
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Posted: 8/20/2014 12:09:39 AM EDT
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Career ender if you caught on the phone while in the cab........
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Posted: 8/20/2014 12:27:41 AM EDT
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I see at the next Penguin Orgy Kumbaya session, we're going to have to spend an extra few minutes singing "National Brotherhood Week."
And whoever's turn it is to hose out the Yugo? Be sure to get that back seat extra clean. The shame & lube smell is getting a little rank. |
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Posted: 8/20/2014 12:34:53 AM EDT
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This was the very end of my probation period.
I still get nightmares. If I had to do it again, I might turn in my stars. CLICKY VIDEO THINGY ON YOUTUBE One of the original THREE Life Members 
Hang around this place for 87 years, and I STILL cant insert a youtube clip right about 1/2 the time. |
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Posted: 8/20/2014 12:41:06 AM EDT
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This was the very end of my probation period. I still get nightmares. If I had to do it again, I might turn in my stars. 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1qtExTKXt4&list=UUOSeVJUA8I5GYA3fkvbb5EQ One of the original THREE Life Members FIFY (I think) |
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Posted: 8/20/2014 12:51:18 AM EDT
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Next time they "need to upgrade the servers" they should sell -7 years off your join date. They'd probably be able to quit charging vendors.
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Posted: 8/20/2014 12:54:40 AM EDT
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Welp...looks like all the bases have been covered, Vaca bought up how much he hates Lifers, and there's been at least three people who masturbated to completion.
So...not much else to contribute... Guess I'll have a Coke, then.
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Posted: 8/20/2014 12:58:05 AM EDT
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you gotta do a lot of blow off the wrong guys johnson.....
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Posted: 8/20/2014 12:59:44 AM EDT
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I bought mine via my smartphone Didn't you buy yours by throwing a temper tantrum? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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One does not simply "become" a life member. Right, you need a CC with a high enough balance and then you become one. If someone will clue you in when they might go on sale. Plus a job where you have access to a computer. Big qualifiers there. If you lack in any of these things then you are out of luck.
I bought mine via my smartphone Didn't you buy yours by throwing a temper tantrum? The "tantrum" rang very well with the non lifers. I can really see why you wouldn't like it. |
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