Wow, the hivemind delivers even in this arena, scary.



 

My inlaws were into that stuff. My wife would call over before a visit.

"No, you can't come over this weekend, we're having a party."

Large swimming pool, 8ft board on board privacy fence. Her
dad washes cars in his driveway wearing a speedo.

Other than that, I make it a point not to really know anymore.

About 5 minutes from me there is a couple who throw swinger party's all the time.I also know a couple in their 40's that are in the "lifestyle".She's blond and hot,and i'm sure alot of fun.I wouldn't want to know what she may have though!

Just walk around asking the neighbors, "You swing?"

That ought to end well!

 

Did the OP ever answer?
 

IBTRO



(in before the restraining order)



 

This makes me nervous. The pineapple was a signal that a ship's captain was ready to receive visitors at the house after a deployment. Had its origins when ships from the north would make runs to the tropics. The captain would bring back a pineapple, and after he was done reacquainting himself with his wife, they'd put the pineapple on the porch as a sign they were ready to receive visitors.

I like the tradition and have a stone pineapple on the front porch, which we removed when I came back from deployment, and which we were about to put back on the porch. We are NOT swingers, however.

ok, here's one-

my brother pointed out that his friend's HOT ass ( ex ) wife always wears a thumb ring- and he says he heard Bi-chicks will wear those as a sign, when they are at bars to pick up other chicks.

whether thats true or not, id love to see her in action !

A swing?

Knew somebody would!!!

There's this new up and coming thing called "THE INTERNET".

You use your home PC, maybe even your cell phone... someday. And all sorts of groups of people with common interests can find each other on it.

Well if you've read Chuck Pahlaniuk's (author of Fight Club) book "Choke," you'll know that milkmaids give the best handjobs.

 

They have a swing on their porch? No idea. Sorry.

Neighbor locks themselves out. Neighbor is handcuffed with a ballgag? Kicks your door then mumbles.

DP

They rent out a dance club built into a motel every so often near me ...Ward Cleaver going doggie on a stranger's wife while June Cleaver gets made airtight. I know 2 that have attended.

Oh man, my mom's been talking about getting a firepit........

HOLY SHIT!  MOST OF MY FRIENDS ARE SWINGERS!  

Well, nothing goes with a gangbang like some smores.







 

Thank God, you made it. I was afraid we had another foing on our hands

Some investigation on the Internet will find you the swingers in your neighborhood.

Prepare to be surprised, as it won't be the folks you think...

ha ha wait



 

yup thats what I was thinking too..

Yep, heard of this one before.  Small town I used to work in supposedly had these kinds of parties.  Strange, it was pretty much a working class mostly Protestant town, never woulda thought something like that.

LC

Man I have a pool, a hot tub and a firepit.  I must be needing to get some mood lighting.

Congrats. It's only Monday, & you've already taken the prize for dumbest comment of the week.

if you are over 30, married, and do not have a working hottub - you're a moron. Or poor. Either way - fuck ya

LOL.....I bought my Mom a firepit this past Christmas.  I just assumed that she liked sitting on her back deck watching a fire.  Now you tell me she's a slut?

Depends. What's she look like?  

It's not rare for me to laugh at your posts, but I'm literally in tears right now.

Whether they're tears of joy or tears of anguish I'm not quite sure.

I am now late from returning from lunch to work because of this thread, OMG Pineapples, Lemon Parties, Fire pits I am in tears...

My Aunt and Uncle were swingers, I did not find out until I was like 45 years old and my Aunt divorced her husband after 25 years of marriage and moved in with her square dancing partner.

You see they were big into Square Dancing and I guess that's when the fun started. They would have a regular group of couples that they square danced with and afterwards went into swinger mode.

My aunt is hideous so no PICS

But apparently everyone knew except me and my younger brother, my sister, cousins and parents all knew. NOW we know why were never allowed to go visit my cousins while my aunt and uncle were out "Square Dancing",

So I know for sure a HUGE sign that someone is into swinging is if they are also into square dancing.

So now in my family the big joke who wants to go "Square Dancing"

Pretty sure it's not firepit, but lubepit.  


I am not a swinger, but that just seems to make more sense.

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If they have two sets of truck nutz on their Prius?

You have to be known as one who plays well with others to be invited to the AFTER after-party.

Hell, I am either a swinger or a satanist.  I have a fire pit, a hot tub, there is a swing set in the backyard and I am pretty sure I have given my wife an anklet at some point in our marriage.

If that isn't perverted enough I also have a dog and kids!

Wait.  It's cool.  No door knocker (pineapple or otherwise).

According to Jeremy Clarkson it would be an 1st generation BMW Z4.  

 

I heard that on a radio show also, I think they said it was blue.



 

Hum....My neighbor has a portable fire pit, and his wife is hot . To bad they separated almost a year ago.



 

Or a Jaaaaaaagg.

SNAP! Any of you fuckers show up here to bang my wife and you get two in the chest and one in the face!




 

you see one of the couples wives eating the other married mans ass hole while his wife is  smearing shit on her chest from the first wives husbands anus.  Oh and both men are giving head to each other.   Dead give away if you see this through the picture window

I've got a hottub and a firepit, I must be a swinger

Exactly.



 I thought that was common knowledge.



 

Dude, lay off the German porno.

Simmer down retard.  It was a joke.



Then again, so are your powers of observation and statistics.  



Oh wait, here's a smiley so I don't look like a douche





 

I think you mis-typed that - was it supposed to read "she's gonna get two on the chest and one in the face"?

I gotta do the same.


......hey...pics of wife?


(i keed i keed...mywife would appy de-balling measures)

WTF?

I accidently stumbled upon one of there parties at a hotel bar about eight years ago when I traveled the rodeo circiut.  Me and my traveling partner went to a rodeo, and decided to stay at a hotel due to we were too tired to make the 6 hour drive back.  When we asked for a room the clerk asked if we were with the "JP".  We said no, and had no clue what the fuck "JP" was.  As we got on the elevator, there was a dude in the elevator. No big deal. We got off at our floor,  went into the room, cleaned up, and headed down to the hotel bar.

When we got back on the elevator, the dude was still in the elevator. I that it was kinda odd, but no big deal. Maybe he worked there or something. When we got into the bar, it was pretty full for a hotel bar.  They had a pretty good band playing, so we sat down and starting drinking and bullshitting.  We were not there more than about 15 min. and a nice looking, bubbly little brunette about mid to late 30's came up and asked if we where with "JP". We politely said "No" and she said "OH O.K." and went on here way.

Well as we sat and drank for a while, as several different women came up and asked if we were with "JP". We told them all "No'', and they said "Okay" and walked off.  As we proceded to get drunker than hell, I we kept wondering about this "JP" shit.  Then a bit later, the bubbly little brunette who first asked us, walked by. Being drunk and having no reserve, I asked her to come sit because I have a question.  

She sat down, and I asked "What the hell is JP"?  She laughed and and asked "So yall really aern't with "JP"?  We told her no, that we was in town for a rodeo, and just staying the night before driving home in the morning. She started laughing her ass off and then revealed what "JP'' was.  She siad JP stands for Just Parties and Just Parties is a swingers group. They have conventions all over the place and meet up at hotels and this month the was meeting up at the hotel we were at.  As I was shocked, I said "Oh Okay".  She got up and left laughing, and my buddy looked at me and said "What the fuck do you get us into"?  I replied "How the fuck was I supposed to know"?


We quickly finished our beer and went to our rooms, ALONE!!!!  As we got on the elevator, the dude was still there, and asked us "If we were going to the 4th floor"? We said "hell no, we are going to the 2nd floor" and he started laughing. When I got home the next day, I looked it up on the interweb, and I'll be damned.