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Link Posted: 9/12/2013 9:01:26 AM EDT
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Some days you're the rocket, some days you're the frog.
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well played sir
Link Posted: 9/12/2013 9:01:29 AM EDT
[#2]
Funniest pic I've seen in a long time!

Link Posted: 9/12/2013 9:06:30 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/12/2013 9:07:02 AM EDT
[#4]
Hahaha!
Link Posted: 9/12/2013 9:08:03 AM EDT
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Holy crap, I rost bad.
Link Posted: 9/12/2013 9:11:04 AM EDT
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Gives a whole new meaning to the term "amphibious vehicle."
(not my line, but funny as shit)
Link Posted: 9/12/2013 9:11:50 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/12/2013 9:11:58 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/12/2013 9:13:18 AM EDT
[#9]
This has potential
Link Posted: 9/12/2013 9:14:33 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/12/2013 9:18:25 AM EDT
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Vulture vs Shuttle. Guess who wins?





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The worlds most expensive bug zapper.  I wonder how well cooked they got.



 
Link Posted: 9/12/2013 9:19:06 AM EDT
[#12]
In for the laughs
Link Posted: 9/12/2013 9:24:13 AM EDT
[#13]
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
‘til touch down brings me round again to find
I'm not the frog they think I am at home
Oh no, no, no, I'm a rocket frog
Rocket frog, burning out his fuse above the bog
Link Posted: 9/12/2013 9:27:21 AM EDT
[#14]
ya know... I can be having a real shitty day, and GD always puts a smile on my face
Link Posted: 9/12/2013 9:27:45 AM EDT
[#15]
That frog wanted to go places! Hope he spreads his seed.
Link Posted: 9/12/2013 9:28:52 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/12/2013 9:30:36 AM EDT
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And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
‘til touch down brings me round again to find
I'm not the frog they think I am at home
Oh no, no, no, I'm a rocket frog
Rocket frog, burning out his fuse above the bog
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Well I'm standing on the launch pad
Looking at the stars.
Waiting for the countdown to begin
I'm not sure where I'm going
I've no way of knowing
But when the signal comes
It's just 5, 4, 3, 2, 1
... baby I'm a Spacefrog
Link Posted: 9/12/2013 9:31:07 AM EDT
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It's no space bat...

RIP Spacebat :(

https://images.encyclopediadramatica.se/6/64/Space_bat_10.jpg
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Link Posted: 9/12/2013 9:31:52 AM EDT
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That's pretty damn funny.
Link Posted: 9/12/2013 9:35:43 AM EDT
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To appear that large in relation to the rocket, it's gotta be close to the camera. Or maybe it's a huge alien frog.
Link Posted: 9/12/2013 9:39:08 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/12/2013 9:40:41 AM EDT
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These are the reasons why I love ARFcom....

that was funny.
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Link Posted: 9/12/2013 9:42:15 AM EDT
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You must be a fan of The Far Side.  
Link Posted: 9/12/2013 9:43:08 AM EDT
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Having been to the Cape, they're not lacking in amphibians or reptiles.  In before the tree huggers
Link Posted: 9/12/2013 9:47:53 AM EDT
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I grew up in that area.  A favorite past time was sending lizards and frogs into space strapped to bottle rockets, and possibly other larger-class spacecraft.  
Link Posted: 9/12/2013 9:48:26 AM EDT
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Well I'm standing on the launch pad
Looking at the stars.
Waiting for the countdown to begin
I'm not sure where I'm going
I've no way of knowing
But when the signal comes
It's just 5, 4, 3, 2, 1
... baby I'm a Spacefrog
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And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
‘til touch down brings me round again to find
I'm not the frog they think I am at home
Oh no, no, no, I'm a rocket frog
Rocket frog, burning out his fuse above the bog


Well I'm standing on the launch pad
Looking at the stars.
Waiting for the countdown to begin
I'm not sure where I'm going
I've no way of knowing
But when the signal comes
It's just 5, 4, 3, 2, 1
... baby I'm a Spacefrog


Ground control to Major Frog
Ground control to Major Frog
Take your protein pills and put your helmet on
(Ten) Ground control (Nine) to Major Frog (Eight)
(Seven, six) Commencing countdown (Five), engines on (Four)
(Three, two) Check ignition (One) and may gods (Blastoff) love be with you

This is ground control to Major Frog, you've really made the grade
And the tadpoles want to know whose shirts you wear
Now it's time to leave the lily pad if you dare

This is Major Frog to ground control, I'm hopping through the door
And I'm floating in a most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today
Here am I sitting in a tin can far above the world
Planet Earth is blue and there's nothing I can do
Link Posted: 9/12/2013 9:50:34 AM EDT
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I grew up in that area.  A favorite past time was sending lizards and frogs into space strapped to bottle rockets, and possibly other larger-class spacecraft.  
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Having been to the Cape, they're not lacking in amphibians or reptiles.  In before the tree huggers


I grew up in that area.  A favorite past time was sending lizards and frogs into space strapped to bottle rockets, and possibly other larger-class spacecraft.  



This launch took place at Wallops Flight Facility in Virginia.
Link Posted: 9/12/2013 9:53:02 AM EDT
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This launch took place at Wallops Flight Facility in Virginia.
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Having been to the Cape, they're not lacking in amphibians or reptiles.  In before the tree huggers


I grew up in that area.  A favorite past time was sending lizards and frogs into space strapped to bottle rockets, and possibly other larger-class spacecraft.  



This launch took place at Wallops Flight Facility in Virginia.


Oh, well FBHO.
Link Posted: 9/12/2013 9:53:08 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/12/2013 9:54:40 AM EDT
[#30]
neat
Link Posted: 9/12/2013 9:55:24 AM EDT
[#31]
Fo Frog Fent
Link Posted: 9/12/2013 10:10:22 AM EDT
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They Told Me I Could Be Anything.  


So I Became AstroFrog!    

Link Posted: 9/12/2013 10:17:57 AM EDT
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Ground control to Major Frog
Ground control to Major Frog
Take your protein pills and put your helmet on
(Ten) Ground control (Nine) to Major Frog (Eight)
(Seven, six) Commencing countdown (Five), engines on (Four)
(Three, two) Check ignition (One) and may gods (Blastoff) love be with you

This is ground control to Major Frog, you've really made the grade
And the tadpoles want to know whose shirts you wear
Now it's time to leave the lily pad if you dare

This is Major Frog to ground control, I'm hopping through the door
And I'm floating in a most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today
Here am I sitting in a tin can far above the world
Planet Earth is blue and there's nothing I can do
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And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
‘til touch down brings me round again to find
I'm not the frog they think I am at home
Oh no, no, no, I'm a rocket frog
Rocket frog, burning out his fuse above the bog


Well I'm standing on the launch pad
Looking at the stars.
Waiting for the countdown to begin
I'm not sure where I'm going
I've no way of knowing
But when the signal comes
It's just 5, 4, 3, 2, 1
... baby I'm a Spacefrog


Ground control to Major Frog
Ground control to Major Frog
Take your protein pills and put your helmet on
(Ten) Ground control (Nine) to Major Frog (Eight)
(Seven, six) Commencing countdown (Five), engines on (Four)
(Three, two) Check ignition (One) and may gods (Blastoff) love be with you

This is ground control to Major Frog, you've really made the grade
And the tadpoles want to know whose shirts you wear
Now it's time to leave the lily pad if you dare

This is Major Frog to ground control, I'm hopping through the door
And I'm floating in a most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today
Here am I sitting in a tin can far above the world
Planet Earth is blue and there's nothing I can do


Squatting there alone, the ship is waiting
All systems are go, are you sure?
Control is not convinced but the computer has the evidence
No need to abort, the countdown starts

Watching in a trance, the crew is certain
Nothing left to chance, all is working
Trying to relax up in the capsule, send me up a drink
Jokes Major Frog, the count goes on
Link Posted: 9/12/2013 10:21:38 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/12/2013 10:23:28 AM EDT
[#35]
best thread of the day?
Link Posted: 9/12/2013 10:25:58 AM EDT
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Ground control to Major Frog

Ground control to Major Frog

Take your protein pills and put your helmet on

(Ten) Ground control (Nine) to Major Frog (Eight)

(Seven, six) Commencing countdown (Five), engines on (Four)

(Three, two) Check ignition (One) and may gods (Blastoff) love be with you



This is ground control to Major Frog, you've really made the grade

And the tadpoles want to know whose shirts you wear

Now it's time to leave the lily pad if you dare



This is Major Frog to ground control, I'm hopping through the door

And I'm floating in a most peculiar way

And the stars look very different today

Here am I sitting in a tin can far above the world

Planet Earth is blue and there's nothing I can do

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And I think it's gonna be a long, long time

‘til touch down brings me round again to find

I'm not the frog they think I am at home

Oh no, no, no, I'm a rocket frog

Rocket frog, burning out his fuse above the bog





Well I'm standing on the launch pad

Looking at the stars.

Waiting for the countdown to begin

I'm not sure where I'm going

I've no way of knowing

But when the signal comes

It's just 5, 4, 3, 2, 1

... baby I'm a Spacefrog




Ground control to Major Frog

Ground control to Major Frog

Take your protein pills and put your helmet on

(Ten) Ground control (Nine) to Major Frog (Eight)

(Seven, six) Commencing countdown (Five), engines on (Four)

(Three, two) Check ignition (One) and may gods (Blastoff) love be with you



This is ground control to Major Frog, you've really made the grade

And the tadpoles want to know whose shirts you wear

Now it's time to leave the lily pad if you dare



This is Major Frog to ground control, I'm hopping through the door

And I'm floating in a most peculiar way

And the stars look very different today

Here am I sitting in a tin can far above the world

Planet Earth is blue and there's nothing I can do

Beat me to it.



Nicely done, Medi.



 
Link Posted: 9/12/2013 10:34:42 AM EDT
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"Eject!!!"
Link Posted: 9/12/2013 10:37:21 AM EDT
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Best use of that picture yet!
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Squatting there alone, the ship is waiting
All systems are go, are you sure?
Control is not convinced but the computer has the evidence
No need to abort, the countdown starts

Watching in a trance, the crew is certain
Nothing left to chance, all is working
Trying to relax up in the capsule, send me up a drink
Jokes Major Frog, the count goes on
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And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
‘til touch down brings me round again to find
I'm not the frog they think I am at home
Oh no, no, no, I'm a rocket frog
Rocket frog, burning out his fuse above the bog


Well I'm standing on the launch pad
Looking at the stars.
Waiting for the countdown to begin
I'm not sure where I'm going
I've no way of knowing
But when the signal comes
It's just 5, 4, 3, 2, 1
... baby I'm a Spacefrog


Ground control to Major Frog
Ground control to Major Frog
Take your protein pills and put your helmet on
(Ten) Ground control (Nine) to Major Frog (Eight)
(Seven, six) Commencing countdown (Five), engines on (Four)
(Three, two) Check ignition (One) and may gods (Blastoff) love be with you

This is ground control to Major Frog, you've really made the grade
And the tadpoles want to know whose shirts you wear
Now it's time to leave the lily pad if you dare

This is Major Frog to ground control, I'm hopping through the door
And I'm floating in a most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today
Here am I sitting in a tin can far above the world
Planet Earth is blue and there's nothing I can do


Squatting there alone, the ship is waiting
All systems are go, are you sure?
Control is not convinced but the computer has the evidence
No need to abort, the countdown starts

Watching in a trance, the crew is certain
Nothing left to chance, all is working
Trying to relax up in the capsule, send me up a drink
Jokes Major Frog, the count goes on


Fly me to the moon,
let me hop among the stars
let me see what flies taste like on Jupiter and Mars
Link Posted: 9/12/2013 10:38:37 AM EDT
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Beat me to it.

Nicely done, Medi.
 
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And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
‘til touch down brings me round again to find
I'm not the frog they think I am at home
Oh no, no, no, I'm a rocket frog
Rocket frog, burning out his fuse above the bog


Well I'm standing on the launch pad
Looking at the stars.
Waiting for the countdown to begin
I'm not sure where I'm going
I've no way of knowing
But when the signal comes
It's just 5, 4, 3, 2, 1
... baby I'm a Spacefrog


Ground control to Major Frog
Ground control to Major Frog
Take your protein pills and put your helmet on
(Ten) Ground control (Nine) to Major Frog (Eight)
(Seven, six) Commencing countdown (Five), engines on (Four)
(Three, two) Check ignition (One) and may gods (Blastoff) love be with you

This is ground control to Major Frog, you've really made the grade
And the tadpoles want to know whose shirts you wear
Now it's time to leave the lily pad if you dare

This is Major Frog to ground control, I'm hopping through the door
And I'm floating in a most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today
Here am I sitting in a tin can far above the world
Planet Earth is blue and there's nothing I can do
Beat me to it.

Nicely done, Medi.
 




Link Posted: 9/12/2013 10:43:14 AM EDT
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Fly me to the moon,
let me hop among the stars
let me see what flies taste like on Jupiter and Mars
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Giant leaps are what you take
Hopping on the moon
I hope my legs don't break
Hopping on the moon
We could jump forever
Hopping on the moon
We could live together
Hopping on, hopping on the moon
Link Posted: 9/12/2013 10:50:35 AM EDT
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Ow, my tongue!!!
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Link Posted: 9/12/2013 10:59:26 AM EDT
[#43]
This is best thread
Link Posted: 9/12/2013 11:00:52 AM EDT
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Giant leaps are what you take
Hopping on the moon
I hope my legs don't break
Hopping on the moon
We could jump forever
Hopping on the moon
We could live together
Hopping on, hopping on the moon
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Fly me to the moon,
let me hop among the stars
let me see what flies taste like on Jupiter and Mars

Giant leaps are what you take
Hopping on the moon
I hope my legs don't break
Hopping on the moon
We could jump forever
Hopping on the moon
We could live together
Hopping on, hopping on the moon



The amphibian is on the grass.
The amphibian is on the grass.
Remembering games and lily pads and laughs.
Got to keep the bullfrogs on the path.

The amphibian is in the hall.
The amphibians are in my hall.
The paper holds their folded faces to the floor
And every day the paper toad brings more.

And if the dam breaks open many years too soon
And if there is no room upon the hill
And if your head explodes with dark forebodings too
I'll see you on the dark side of the moon.
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Link Posted: 9/12/2013 11:06:38 AM EDT
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The amphibian is on the grass.
The amphibian is on the grass.
Remembering games and lily pads and laughs.
Got to keep the bullfrogs on the path.

The amphibian is in the hall.
The amphibians are in my hall.
The paper holds their folded faces to the floor
And every day the paper toad brings more.

And if the dam breaks open many years too soon
And if there is no room upon the hill
And if your head explodes with dark forebodings too
I'll see you on the dark side of the moon.
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Fly me to the moon,
let me hop among the stars
let me see what flies taste like on Jupiter and Mars

Giant leaps are what you take
Hopping on the moon
I hope my legs don't break
Hopping on the moon
We could jump forever
Hopping on the moon
We could live together
Hopping on, hopping on the moon



The amphibian is on the grass.
The amphibian is on the grass.
Remembering games and lily pads and laughs.
Got to keep the bullfrogs on the path.

The amphibian is in the hall.
The amphibians are in my hall.
The paper holds their folded faces to the floor
And every day the paper toad brings more.

And if the dam breaks open many years too soon
And if there is no room upon the hill
And if your head explodes with dark forebodings too
I'll see you on the dark side of the moon.


There's a starfrog waiting in the sky
Hed like to come and meet us
But he thinks he'd blow our minds
There's a starfrog waiting in the sky
Hes told us not to blow it
Cause he knows it's all worthwhile
He told me:
Let the tadpoles lose it
Let the tadpoles use it
Let all the tadpoles boogie
Link Posted: 9/12/2013 11:24:21 AM EDT
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There's a starfrog waiting in the sky
Hed like to come and meet us
But he thinks he'd blow our minds
There's a starfrog waiting in the sky
Hes told us not to blow it
Cause he knows it's all worthwhile
He told me:
Let the tadpoles lose it
Let the tadpoles use it
Let all the tadpoles boogie
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Fly me to the moon,
let me hop among the stars
let me see what flies taste like on Jupiter and Mars

Giant leaps are what you take
Hopping on the moon
I hope my legs don't break
Hopping on the moon
We could jump forever
Hopping on the moon
We could live together
Hopping on, hopping on the moon



The amphibian is on the grass.
The amphibian is on the grass.
Remembering games and lily pads and laughs.
Got to keep the bullfrogs on the path.

The amphibian is in the hall.
The amphibians are in my hall.
The paper holds their folded faces to the floor
And every day the paper toad brings more.

And if the dam breaks open many years too soon
And if there is no room upon the hill
And if your head explodes with dark forebodings too
I'll see you on the dark side of the moon.


There's a starfrog waiting in the sky
Hed like to come and meet us
But he thinks he'd blow our minds
There's a starfrog waiting in the sky
Hes told us not to blow it
Cause he knows it's all worthwhile
He told me:
Let the tadpoles lose it
Let the tadpoles use it
Let all the tadpoles boogie


Some people call me the Space Tadpole
some call me the froggy of love
some people call me Maurice,
'cause I croak of amphibian love

People talk about me, baby
Say I'm doin' you wrong, doin' you wrong
Well, don't you worry baby
Don't worry
Cause I'm right here baby, right here, right here, right here at home

Cause I'm a jumper
I'm a grinner
I'm a humper
And I'm a swimmer
I play my music in the sun

I'm a joker
I'm a smoker
I'm a midnight croaker
I sure don't want to hurt no one
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Link Posted: 9/12/2013 11:29:54 AM EDT
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Some people call me the Space Tadpole
some call me the froggy of love
some people call me Maurice,
'cause I croak of amphibian love

People talk about me, baby
Say I'm doin' you wrong, doin' you wrong
Well, don't you worry baby
Don't worry
Cause I'm right here baby, right here, right here, right here at home

Cause I'm a jumper
I'm a grinner
I'm a humper
And I'm a swimmer
I play my music in the sun

I'm a joker
I'm a smoker
I'm a midnight croaker
I sure don't want to hurt no one
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Ribbets break the silence
Waking from the dead of night
Vengence is boiling
He's returned to kill the light
Then when he's found who he's looking for
Listen in awe and you'll hear him

Croak at the moon

Years spent in torment
Buried in a muddy pond
Now he has risen
Miracles would have to save
Those that the frog is looking for
Listen in awe and you'll hear him

Croak at the moon
Hey, yeah
Croak at the moon

They cursed and buried him
Along with shame
And thought his timeless soul had gone (gone)
In empty burning hell--unholy one
But he's returned to prove them wrong
So wrong

Oh yeah, baby

Croaking in shadows
Living in a lunar spell
He finds his heaven
Spewing from the mouth of hell

Those that the frog is looking for
Listen in awe and you'll hear him
Croak at the moon.
Hey, yeah
Croak at the moon
Hey, yeah
Croak at the moon
Whoa Whoa Yeah,
Croak at the moon
Link Posted: 9/12/2013 11:40:46 AM EDT
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Screenshot from a new Michael Bay film about frogs?
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