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Link Posted: 5/23/2016 2:33:25 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/23/2016 2:34:19 PM EDT
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4" grass height? Fucking savages.  


<== Neighborhood Lawn Nazi.

Now if you want to talk about pissing someone off, you should have seen when the neighbor's lawn dude stripped a two foot section of of my yard from spinning the wheel of his zero turn mower on the wet grass.
Link Posted: 5/23/2016 2:36:47 PM EDT
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Return for poor grammar.
Link Posted: 5/23/2016 2:38:17 PM EDT
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I just "love" "misused" "qotes".  i "really" "do".
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Those are quotation marks.  His words are shaking with anger.
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I used to cut the lawn next door, for like three years, as it was basically abandoned.  Every time I mowed mine I did the one next door just so it didn't look like shit.  Then the house was bought from the bank and the owners hired someone but they only came once a month.... and damned if I was going to do it for free when someone else was being paid.  Thing always looked like shit after that.
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Similar situation with our last place. Older lady was moving out into assisted living as we were moving in, so she cancelled her lawn service. It took 10 extra minutes to cut it every time I did mine, so I did while the house was empty.



After a year Section 8 moved in, and they didn't cut it until the city came and did it for them and billed them.






Link Posted: 5/23/2016 2:40:09 PM EDT
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I don't know, let's just say 3 to 12 inches, part of my mower deck, what the fuck does it matter?  I mowed it on the highest fuckin level of a brand new walk behind fucking mower.  

I did not A) cut it short B) not do a straight line or C) use a dull blade.  Go troll somewhere else.  If it wasn't for the fact you list Ohio as your state I'd assume it was you getting your panties so wound up to leave a note on my car.



Fuckin teeners
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would you like it if her dog walked just onto your yard everyday to shit?



Well it has, and I don't spend much time dwelling on it.  But that's not even close to the same thing as mowing a few inches into her yard.



a few inches?  Or a foot?  Your story is changing now  

You went into her yard, this is your fault.  Not sure why you cannot understand that


I don't know, let's just say 3 to 12 inches, part of my mower deck, what the fuck does it matter?  I mowed it on the highest fuckin level of a brand new walk behind fucking mower.  

I did not A) cut it short B) not do a straight line or C) use a dull blade.  Go troll somewhere else.  If it wasn't for the fact you list Ohio as your state I'd assume it was you getting your panties so wound up to leave a note on my car.



Fuckin teeners


Lol no troll.

If she piled trash or let her dog shit on one foot of your yard you would be pissed. But you can do whatever you want to hers and think it's ok? Yeah ok
Link Posted: 5/23/2016 2:41:11 PM EDT
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Great fences makes for great neighbors.



Get a fence, less for you to cut next time, plus now they have to trim ;)
Link Posted: 5/23/2016 2:43:34 PM EDT
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Lol no troll.

If she piled trash or let her dog shit on one foot of your yard you would be pissed. But you can do whatever you want to hers and think it's ok? Yeah ok
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Well it has, and I don't spend much time dwelling on it.  But that's not even close to the same thing as mowing a few inches into her yard.



a few inches?  Or a foot?  Your story is changing now  

You went into her yard, this is your fault.  Not sure why you cannot understand that


I don't know, let's just say 3 to 12 inches, part of my mower deck, what the fuck does it matter?  I mowed it on the highest fuckin level of a brand new walk behind fucking mower.  

I did not A) cut it short B) not do a straight line or C) use a dull blade.  Go troll somewhere else.  If it wasn't for the fact you list Ohio as your state I'd assume it was you getting your panties so wound up to leave a note on my car.



Fuckin teeners


Lol no troll.

If she piled trash or let her dog shit on one foot of your yard you would be pissed. But you can do whatever you want to hers and think it's ok? Yeah ok


Yeah, trolling.  Goodbye.
Link Posted: 5/23/2016 2:48:28 PM EDT
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Lol no troll.

If she piled trash or let her dog shit on one foot of your yard you would be pissed. But you can do whatever you want to hers and think it's ok? Yeah ok
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would you like it if her dog walked just onto your yard everyday to shit?



Well it has, and I don't spend much time dwelling on it.  But that's not even close to the same thing as mowing a few inches into her yard.



a few inches?  Or a foot?  Your story is changing now  

You went into her yard, this is your fault.  Not sure why you cannot understand that


I don't know, let's just say 3 to 12 inches, part of my mower deck, what the fuck does it matter?  I mowed it on the highest fuckin level of a brand new walk behind fucking mower.  

I did not A) cut it short B) not do a straight line or C) use a dull blade.  Go troll somewhere else.  If it wasn't for the fact you list Ohio as your state I'd assume it was you getting your panties so wound up to leave a note on my car.



Fuckin teeners


Lol no troll.

If she piled trash or let her dog shit on one foot of your yard you would be pissed. But you can do whatever you want to hers and think it's ok? Yeah ok


Mowing a foot into your neighbors yard and piling trash on their properyty are completely different things.

You's trolling. GTFO.
Link Posted: 5/23/2016 2:52:44 PM EDT
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#firstworldproblems
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Link Posted: 5/23/2016 2:54:59 PM EDT
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Some grasses need to be cut long for proper growth and sun/root protection.
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4 inches? Who the heck cuts a yard at 4 inches? Might as well not even mow it


Some grasses need to be cut long for proper growth and sun/root protection.


St Augustine
Link Posted: 5/23/2016 2:58:47 PM EDT
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Another way to fuck with them:  put the note back on the windshield and pretend like you never saw it.  Just ignore it.  Keep mowing like always.  

If they leave more notes, ignore them too.  Make sure they can see that the note is still there.  The idea that you aren't seeing their little handwritten temper tantrum will drive them crazy.
Link Posted: 5/23/2016 3:01:31 PM EDT
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Just stay on your own property, insread of trespassing.

Problem solved.

Link Posted: 5/23/2016 3:02:40 PM EDT
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"Accidentally" spill gasoline refueling mower...
Link Posted: 5/23/2016 3:04:29 PM EDT
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Either way you're trespassing. You're not understanding this.
Link Posted: 5/23/2016 3:05:10 PM EDT
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Guess that goes for the note leaver too huh
Link Posted: 5/23/2016 3:06:42 PM EDT
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4 inch is not the proper height for grass.
Link Posted: 5/23/2016 3:12:09 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/23/2016 3:20:48 PM EDT
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I love spelling and proper capitalization.  Guess we're both having a bad day.
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I love spelling and proper capitalization.  Guess we're both having a bad day.


Misused quotes and apostrophes self-identify as good grammar. It is bigoted to shame them.
Link Posted: 5/23/2016 3:23:27 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/23/2016 3:24:08 PM EDT
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Guess that goes for the note leaver too huh
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Just stay on your own property, insread of trespassing.

Problem solved.



Guess that goes for the note leaver too huh

Link Posted: 5/23/2016 3:25:09 PM EDT
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Either way you're trespassing. You're not understanding this.
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Yeah, trolling.  Goodbye.


Either way you're trespassing. You're not understanding this.

Lol no wonder, Ohio and a 13er
Link Posted: 5/23/2016 3:29:52 PM EDT
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Not sure if it was mentioned yet but that looks suspicious like a females writing.
Link Posted: 5/23/2016 3:36:30 PM EDT
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I thought so too.
Link Posted: 5/23/2016 3:36:53 PM EDT
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Not sure if it was mentioned yet but that looks suspicious like a females writing.
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Maybe one of the lawn crew is a tranny.  
Link Posted: 5/23/2016 3:39:36 PM EDT
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Probably already been covered but the 9pm Sunday lawn mowing would have rustled my jimmies a lot more than the note.
Link Posted: 5/23/2016 3:40:36 PM EDT
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People are crazy about their lawns.

My wife has a friend in Alabama whose husband tried to do their elderly neighbor a favor by mowing some of his lawn.  As the husband was mowing, the wife was washing dishes watching him do this act of kindness.  Then SH watched as the old man came out with a rifle, walked up behind the riding mower and shot the husband in the back of the head.  DRT.

I don't mow neighbors' lawns.
Link Posted: 5/23/2016 3:41:39 PM EDT
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You should try sharpening your blades, cutting in straight lines, and cutting to a proper 4" length.  

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Maybe one of the lawn crew is a tranny.  
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Maybe one of the lawn crew is a tranny.  

Yes! Now it's a tranny thread.
All we need is a little MS Paint...
Link Posted: 5/23/2016 3:46:15 PM EDT
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People are crazy about their lawns.

My wife has a friend in Alabama whose husband tried to do their elderly neighbor a favor by mowing some of his lawn.  As the husband was mowing, the wife was washing dishes watching him do this act of kindness.  Then SH watched as the old man came out with a rifle, walked up behind the riding mower and shot the husband in the back of the head.  DRT.

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Wow.
Link Posted: 5/23/2016 3:56:08 PM EDT
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That moment you realize that you grabbed the wrong spray:

Link Posted: 5/23/2016 3:59:29 PM EDT
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4 inch is not the proper height for grass.
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Correct.

Down here, bermuda is very common, and it's usually cut down to 2" or so.



 
Link Posted: 5/23/2016 4:01:40 PM EDT
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I failed to recognize the privilege afforded me by 8 years of Lutheran primary education; my triggering was inadvertent.
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I love spelling and proper capitalization.  Guess we're both having a bad day.


Misused quotes and apostrophes self-identify as good grammar. It is bigoted to shame them.


I failed to recognize the privilege afforded me by 8 years of Lutheran primary education; my triggering was inadvertent.



Let the healing begin...
Link Posted: 5/23/2016 4:19:25 PM EDT
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If you know when they come to do the neighbor's yard, snap a bright yellow chalk-line on the property line before they get there.  They'll get the message.
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I moved from Central CA to the Oregon coast a couple of years ago. EVERY lawn service where I live now is 100% white. I didn't know a place like this existed any longer.
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It was written in English.


I moved from Central CA to the Oregon coast a couple of years ago. EVERY lawn service where I live now is 100% white. I didn't know a place like this existed any longer.


Yeah, well,,,,,a White Hispanic kilt Treyvon so put that in your pipe and smoke it mister.
Link Posted: 5/23/2016 5:20:32 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/23/2016 6:15:17 PM EDT
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Mow the words "Fuck you" into their yard.

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Round up it!
Link Posted: 5/23/2016 6:28:16 PM EDT
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Use round up instead

Quiet and easy to apply
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Use round up instead

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Mow the words "Fuck you" into their yard.

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Use round up instead

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I am confused as to why so many arfcommers who claim to be pro private property rights keep recommending trespass and property damage, both illegal activities.


Arfcom is infected with liberals is the only logical explanation.
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I am confused as to why so many arfcommers who claim to be pro private property rights keep recommending trespass and property damage, both illegal activities.





Arfcom is infected with liberals is the only logical explanation.

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Mow the words "Fuck you" into their yard.



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I am confused as to why so many arfcommers who claim to be pro private property rights keep recommending trespass and property damage, both illegal activities.





Arfcom is infected with liberals is the only logical explanation.



 



That's not how it works.
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I am confused as to why so many arfcommers who claim to be pro private property rights keep recommending trespass and property damage, both illegal activities.


Arfcom is infected with liberals is the only logical explanation.
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I am confused as to why so many arfcommers who claim to be pro private property rights keep recommending trespass and property damage, both illegal activities.


Arfcom is infected with liberals is the only logical explanation.


Well, that and the fact apparently about half the posters can't read and think it was my neighbor herself that wrote it.
Link Posted: 5/23/2016 6:43:58 PM EDT
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Well, that and the fact apparently about half the posters can't read and think it was my neighbor herself that wrote it.
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I am confused as to why so many arfcommers who claim to be pro private property rights keep recommending trespass and property damage, both illegal activities.





Arfcom is infected with liberals is the only logical explanation.





Well, that and the fact apparently about half the posters can't read and think it was my neighbor herself that wrote it.




 
I'm amazed he thinks this is real advice.
Link Posted: 5/23/2016 6:46:21 PM EDT
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4 inches? Who the heck cuts a yard at 4 inches? Might as well not even mow it
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That's proper cutting height for most species of lawn grass.
Link Posted: 5/23/2016 6:47:32 PM EDT
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Spell it with liquid fertilizer.  Nice and big.   The gift that will continue to give.
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And make sure you include the quotes in the "fuck you".  Maybe a "fuck" "you"

 
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Link Posted: 5/23/2016 6:50:07 PM EDT
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Well, that and the fact apparently about half the posters can't read and think it was my neighbor herself that wrote it.
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I am confused as to why so many arfcommers who claim to be pro private property rights keep recommending trespass and property damage, both illegal activities.


Arfcom is infected with liberals is the only logical explanation.


Well, that and the fact apparently about half the posters can't read and think it was my neighbor herself that wrote it.


Who gives a shit?  Do it anyway.
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I was thinking about offering to mow her yard for free as the biggest fuck you of all.
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I was thinking about offering to mow her yard for free as the biggest fuck you of all.

 How is that?
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