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Posted: 9/18/2014 3:14:24 PM EDT
[#1]
militarization of the civilian meat gazers
did the lady have cargo pants |
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Posted: 9/18/2014 3:15:14 PM EDT
[#2]
I don't think so.
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Posted: 9/18/2014 3:15:18 PM EDT
[#3]
Huh. I have a CDL too but never had anyone want to watch. If the did, I'd miss, all over.
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Posted: 9/18/2014 3:16:16 PM EDT
[#4]
Yes… And if you can’t produce some there will be hell to pay! |
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Posted: 9/18/2014 3:16:43 PM EDT
[#5]
Did she look good enough to hit while you were in there? |
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Posted: 9/18/2014 3:16:46 PM EDT
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militarization of the civilian meat gazers
did the lady have cargo pants That's funny right there. |
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Posted: 9/18/2014 3:17:44 PM EDT
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They take a snip of hair off our heads to analyze. They say it gives them about a six month window from toke to busted.
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Posted: 9/18/2014 3:18:36 PM EDT
[#8]
Yes they do but they don't watch.
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Posted: 9/18/2014 3:19:53 PM EDT
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Yes they do but they don't watch. |
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Posted: 9/18/2014 3:21:00 PM EDT
[#10]
No, but they should. I swear half the brain dead morons I work with are stoners. The other half are liberals.
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Posted: 9/18/2014 3:21:03 PM EDT
[#11]
Yes. Required by federal law due to the nature of our business (uranium enrichment).
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Posted: 9/18/2014 3:22:09 PM EDT
[#12]
I can get randoms by my employer, DOT, and the FRA.
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Posted: 9/18/2014 3:22:20 PM EDT
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Yes they do but they don't watch. |
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Posted: 9/18/2014 3:22:26 PM EDT
[#14]
Yes.
Breath for alcohol. Urine and hair for drugs going back 90 days. I have been tested 7 times in the last year. |
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Posted: 9/18/2014 3:23:17 PM EDT
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Yes they do but they don't watch. They watch ours through a CCTV camera. It's a gamble if anyone is watching the monitor. |
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Posted: 9/18/2014 3:23:28 PM EDT
[#16]
I too have a CDL and get tested at random at least twice a year. Never ever never has someone been in the bathroom while I pissed in the cup. They always say "fill to this line" and don't flush the toilet. If someone was required to witness the act then I'd require them to pleasure me at the same time. Male or female. I'm gonna get mine.
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Posted: 9/18/2014 3:26:21 PM EDT
[#17]
Nope.
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Posted: 9/18/2014 3:26:59 PM EDT
[#18]
3 times random this year and one for an accident at work. We also had a lockdown all hands test because some useless fucker got fired and told corporate that we had weed/meth breaks 5 times a day. Everyone was clean.
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Posted: 9/18/2014 3:27:01 PM EDT
[#19]
Yes. I've only been tested once in almost 9 years, and that was about a year ago.
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Posted: 9/18/2014 3:27:08 PM EDT
[#20]
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I too have a CDL and get tested at random at least twice a year. Never ever never has someone been in the bathroom while I pissed in the cup. They always say "fill to this line" and don't flush the toilet. If someone was required to witness the act then I'd require them to pleasure me at the same time. Male or female. I'm gonna get mine. The worst one I ever had was for a company in Bakersfiel, California. They used the same lab the DA? used for guys on probation. This guy sat on a stool 10" from my dick behind a little plexiglass shield. When I first walked in and saw the setup I told him no damn way. I drank water to the point I was about to piss myself. |
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Posted: 9/18/2014 3:27:45 PM EDT
[#21]
Only if you have a wreck, so no.
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Posted: 9/18/2014 3:28:31 PM EDT
[#22]
Yes. However, in 20 years, guess how many times I've been randomly tested?
Zero. I could be slamming IV pot needles at work and they'd never know. |
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Posted: 9/18/2014 3:28:59 PM EDT
[#23]
Federally required...They have always stayed just outside the door.
OP must be gay bc she wanted the dick. 
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Posted: 9/18/2014 3:29:04 PM EDT
[#24]
Nope, not unless they want to lose 70% of their employees.
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Posted: 9/18/2014 3:29:36 PM EDT
[#25]
Yep. Did some today. Instant test type. If you're on prescriptions, go home, come back at 3pm with a valid RX or pill bottle. Bring those in or dont come back.
About 10 people left this morning. and yeah, some ADD meds show up as amphetamines. seriously, if you didnt want a woman watching you pee (and are male) request a male to verify. They wouldnt insist on a man watching a woman................................. hell, they wouldnt let a man watch a woman. |
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Posted: 9/18/2014 3:30:14 PM EDT
[#26]
Technically yes, but it's not random at all.
Never miss a day of work? Model employee? You are randomly not selected. Travel to Jamaica? Show up to work looking like you had a weekend long bender? Congratulations, you've been randomly selected! |
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Posted: 9/18/2014 3:30:18 PM EDT
[#27]
Yes, although I'm not sure if they are actually done on a random basis. Regular tests can also be required if you are remanded to EAP for any sort of substance abuse. Further, if you are driving any Fire Dept. vehicle and have a wreck, you'll get a urine test and a breathalyzer at some point.
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Posted: 9/18/2014 3:30:23 PM EDT
[#28]
Yes, had to take one 13 years ago when I started.
One of the guys down the hall had gotten selected for a random one the other week.
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Posted: 9/18/2014 3:32:45 PM EDT
[#29]
Yep, under DOT regs.
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Posted: 9/18/2014 3:33:14 PM EDT
[#30]
Yep. Get tested quite often.
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Posted: 9/18/2014 3:33:59 PM EDT
[#31]
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Technically yes, but it's not random at all. Never miss a day of work? Model employee? You are randomly not selected. Travel to Jamaica? Show up to work looking like you had a weekend long bender? Congratulations, you've been randomly selected! I worked at a company that "randomly" selected the clean guys all the time for insurance reasons. 
When shit started coming up missing they tested everyone. Too many failures to fire them so the ones that failed had to pay for drug counseling. Those of is that passed got a bonus. 
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Posted: 9/18/2014 3:34:12 PM EDT
[#32]
I worked at a company that "randomly" selected the clean guys all the time for insurance reasons. My wife's company asks "If you had a drug test today, would you pass?" If the answer is no, they move on to the next employee on the "random" list. They have to drug test because they receive state and .gov grant money, but otherwise they wouldn't test. At my employer, if they did, they'd have to fire half the employees. |
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Posted: 9/18/2014 3:35:34 PM EDT
[#33]
I guess ours does....half the guys here test them DAILY.
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Posted: 9/18/2014 3:36:10 PM EDT
[#34]
Yup.
FAA wants us clean. |
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Posted: 9/18/2014 3:36:31 PM EDT
[#35]
In the army its taken to a new level- without going into details, one unlucky SOB who has been to the school gets to do "weiner watch" duty. I assume this is to defeat the inherent imagination and genius of the average GI. I always wondered how they do this with the girls- glass toilet? Someone putting their head in the potty whilst the pee is harvested? IDK.Where I work now you get it once a year- exactly. meaning your piss test actually has an expiration date. Never heard of anyone getting one other than the yearly, and as an overseas contractor, you just set the test up yourself with an authorized local testing place (we also get to pay for this out of pocket). Where I go, there's no one in the room but they put a thermometer in the pee to insure its the proper temp to have come from your body and not the pediatric IV bag of someone else's pee that you hid in your boot and kept at proper temp with a hand warmer.
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Posted: 9/18/2014 3:36:53 PM EDT
[#36]
Nope. Just pre-employment. Weeds out the dumbasses who didn't "study" for the test, prior to getting hired.
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Posted: 9/18/2014 3:38:08 PM EDT
[#37]
supposedly its a possiblity, but its never been done.
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Posted: 9/18/2014 3:38:28 PM EDT
[#38]
Yes, we had urine and hair.
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Posted: 9/18/2014 3:38:36 PM EDT
[#39]
Yep
<----has CDL and works for a school district |
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Posted: 9/18/2014 3:38:55 PM EDT
[#40]
Yep.
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Posted: 9/18/2014 3:40:11 PM EDT
[#41]
nope
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Posted: 9/18/2014 3:42:23 PM EDT
[#42]
I have never had to do a drug test. Even when I would at an all girl school.
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Posted: 9/18/2014 3:43:10 PM EDT
[#43]
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militarization of the civilian meat gazers
did the lady have cargo pants 
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Posted: 9/18/2014 3:43:13 PM EDT
[#44]
Yep, CDL holder also.
But I haven't had a random, only pee test was on hire back in 2012. But if I was to get in an accident or fender bender, I'd have to take one. After being in the military, and having done a lot of random tests, it's not a big deal for me to have someone watching while I piss. I just strike up a conversation with the monitor, seems to put me at ease so I don't have to think about the meat gazer standing there watching. |
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Posted: 9/18/2014 3:43:34 PM EDT
[#45]
Yes, they do.
I've been here 15 years and have been tested once, along with my whole department in a politically motivated action.
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Posted: 9/18/2014 3:44:40 PM EDT
[#46]
Yes- mining
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Posted: 9/18/2014 3:46:27 PM EDT
[#47]
No, I don't accept jobs that do random testing. It's degrading.
I don't do drugs. |
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Posted: 9/18/2014 3:46:54 PM EDT
[#48]
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In the army its taken to a new level- without going into details, one unlucky SOB who has been to the school gets to do "weiner watch" duty. I assume this is to defeat the inherent imagination and genius of the average GI. I always wondered how they do this with the girls- glass toilet? Someone putting their head in the potty whilst the pee is harvested? IDK.Where I work now you get it once a year- exactly. meaning your piss test actually has an expiration date. Never heard of anyone getting one other than the yearly, and as an overseas contractor, you just set the test up yourself with an authorized local testing place (we also get to pay for this out of pocket). Where I go, there's no one in the room but they put a thermometer in the pee to insure its the proper temp to have come from your body and not the pediatric IV bag of someone else's pee that you hid in your boot and kept at proper temp with a hand warmer. They pee into a collecting bowl with their legs open and the watcher, well, watches. Then they pour the pee into a cup. No, I'm not a chick, but I have heard it explained. |
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Posted: 9/18/2014 3:48:12 PM EDT
[#49]
Yes, for all employees (salary and hourly) on plant site.
A facilities engineer failed last year. He was allowed to "retire". |
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Posted: 9/18/2014 3:48:39 PM EDT
[#50]
No.
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