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Posted: 10/26/2013 8:06:35 AM EDT

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Do you feel pretty?

Posted: 10/26/2013 8:06:39 AM EDT

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Next she'll want you to shave your pubes. Hair in her teeth and all that.

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They do waxing at the ladies salon too. I mean hey - you're already there..... right?

Posted: 10/26/2013 8:08:50 AM EDT

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From now on, your name is Twinkle Toes.

Posted: 10/26/2013 8:09:46 AM EDT

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Do you feel pretty?

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Posted: 10/26/2013 8:10:10 AM EDT

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I will make a prediction:

Puffy will feel out of place going into the pedicure place and probably at the beginning of the pedicure.

When it is done, his feet will feel surprisingly good.

Marshmellow needs to be honest about his experience after the fact.

PS, don't let anyone film you.

Posted: 10/26/2013 8:16:27 AM EDT

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I can see OP's next thread: So my "girlfriend" talked me into getting my asshole bleached.

Posted: 10/26/2013 8:21:29 AM EDT

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Girl friend............sure we'll go with that

Posted: 10/26/2013 8:29:09 AM EDT

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You may be right. Just go for the whole experience with those toe separator foam things. Pick a clear polish unless you want a color to match your sweetie. It is getting cold so low chance of wearing sandals for months.

Then you can go home and take a picture of both pairs of feet in matching nail polish.

That would be a bonding moment that you will never forget.

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Make sure you get the cotton balls between your toes. No need to ruin the polish while it dries.

These work better.
http://www.universalcompanies.com/_resources/_global/media/resized/00217/ihwx.7a7431b0-f5fc-49d3-9ba6-be8110c6a77f.1320.1320.jpg

You may be right. Just go for the whole experience with those toe separator foam things. Pick a clear polish unless you want a color to match your sweetie. It is getting cold so low chance of wearing sandals for months.

Then you can go home and take a picture of both pairs of feet in matching nail polish.

That would be a bonding moment that you will never forget.

Oh for fucks sake.

Posted: 10/26/2013 8:32:44 AM EDT

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Posted: 10/26/2013 9:14:41 AM EDT

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Damn. I feel 3.7% less heterosexual just for looking at that pic. Should have a warning!!!

Posted: 10/26/2013 9:21:09 AM EDT

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Dude.......pictures of girlfriends feet please....unless that is "her."

Posted: 10/26/2013 9:41:03 AM EDT

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That poor woman.

She needs am electric grinder.

Posted: 10/26/2013 9:44:46 AM EDT

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Are you getting your bunghole bleached too?

Eta. You need your feet waxed. You look like a Sasquatch!

Posted: 10/26/2013 9:50:01 AM EDT

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Do you like gladiator movies?Oh wait.........

Do you like hanging around the gymnasium?Ah,crap.

I got nothing that hasn't been answered..............

Posted: 10/26/2013 9:51:21 AM EDT

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Do they give happy endings for those too? I guess you'll never know since you brought your g/f. Now choke yourself

Posted: 10/26/2013 11:33:21 AM EDT

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Yeah...because sitting back in a comfortable chair looking down the blouse of a Vietnamese ot Thai chick with nice tits as she massages your feet and scrapes the calluses off means you're a homo. I swear to christ some of you guys are seriously worried about the wrong shit. Getting a pedicure doesnt make you a homo...having Sex with another guy makes you a Homo.

Posted: 10/26/2013 11:45:54 AM EDT

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Yeah...because sitting back in a comfortable chair looking down the blouse of a Vietnamese ot Thai chick with nice tits as she massages your feet and scrapes the calluses off means you're a homo. I swear to christ some of you guys are seriously worried about the wrong shit. Getting a pedicure doesnt make you a homo...having Sex with another guy makes you a Homo.

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Know from experience huh?

How the hell can you see down her blouse when she has a trayvon errrrr.... Hoodie on?

Posted: 10/26/2013 12:02:50 PM EDT

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Pedicure, really? That's just wrong.

When she suggests that you allow her to peg you, are you going to let that happen too?

Posted: 10/26/2013 12:04:14 PM EDT

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Yeah...because sitting back in a comfortable chair looking down the blouse of a Vietnamese ot Thai chick with nice tits as she massages your feet and scrapes the calluses off means you're a homo. I swear to christ some of you guys are seriously worried about the wrong shit. Getting a pedicure doesnt make you a homo...having Sex with another guy makes you a Homo.

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But a guy getting a pedicure is a strong indicator that he is a homo.

Posted: 10/26/2013 12:06:09 PM EDT

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But a guy getting a pedicure is a strong indicator that he is a homo.

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Yeah...because sitting back in a comfortable chair looking down the blouse of a Vietnamese ot Thai chick with nice tits as she massages your feet and scrapes the calluses off means you're a homo. I swear to christ some of you guys are seriously worried about the wrong shit. Getting a pedicure doesnt make you a homo...having Sex with another guy makes you a Homo.

But a guy getting a pedicure is a strong indicator that he is a homo.

BOOM HEADSHOT

Posted: 10/26/2013 12:12:55 PM EDT

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Pedicure: the gateway to the flamboyant side!

Pretty

EDIT to fix the stoopid link...

Posted: 10/26/2013 1:40:20 PM EDT

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You want design?

Posted: 10/26/2013 1:45:06 PM EDT

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I came to arfcom for guns and testosterone. Instead i got a grown man with a marshmellow avatar asking people to ridicule him while he gets pegged by his girlfriend. FFS.

Posted: 10/26/2013 1:47:16 PM EDT

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Diabetics do it all the time.any other reason you lose your man card.

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Dude...having hot Asian chicks rub your feet and legs--and this is a bad or unmanly thing? Sheeeeeit.

Posted: 10/26/2013 1:50:47 PM EDT

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You could get a pass if it was for your daughter, but for a girlfriend??? Sorry dude...plus, you offer no pictures of the alleged girlfriend...

Posted: 10/26/2013 1:52:28 PM EDT

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are your toes like this???

Posted: 10/26/2013 2:00:53 PM EDT

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are your toes like this???

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At what point did this person decide they had a problem?

Posted: 10/26/2013 3:32:43 PM EDT

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Know from experience huh?

How the hell can you see down her blouse when she has a trayvon errrrr.... Hoodie on?

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Yeah...because sitting back in a comfortable chair looking down the blouse of a Vietnamese ot Thai chick with nice tits as she massages your feet and scrapes the calluses off means you're a homo. I swear to christ some of you guys are seriously worried about the wrong shit. Getting a pedicure doesnt make you a homo...having Sex with another guy makes you a Homo.

Know from experience huh?

How the hell can you see down her blouse when she has a trayvon errrrr.... Hoodie on?

They dont wear hoodies around here......

Posted: 10/26/2013 3:36:20 PM EDT

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At what point did this person decide they had a problem?

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are your toes like this???

http://www.uglytoenails.com/index_files/image2951.jpg

At what point did this person decide they had a problem?

Never

Posted: 10/26/2013 4:47:05 PM EDT

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I want to know how marshmellow felt when he initially walked in.

How did his feet feel when it was done?

Did he get nail polish (assumed correct term) and if so what color?

Posted: 10/27/2013 12:38:30 PM EDT

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I want to know how marshmellow felt when he initially walked in.

How did his feet feel when it was done?

Did he get nail polish (assumed correct term) and if so what color?

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It was weird as fuck when we first got there, and pretty uncomfortable, but after awhile when I was relaxed and they started, it got a lot more comfortable.

Afterwards my feet felt lighter and cleaner. No I didn't get any nail polish wtf?

I don't see myself ever paying for this service, however if my girl offered to take me again is prolly go if I didn't have shit to do.

Posted: 10/27/2013 12:48:01 PM EDT

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You better hope you don't get a cuticle infection!

I'd been getting pedis at the same place (Asian run, Vietnamese, I believe) for more than a year. Got one early this month. With a day, one of my toes was starting to hurt, but I couldn't pinpoint anything. Just thought maybe my nail had been cut back a wee bit too much and it was rubbing against my shoe. Couple days later, hurts really bad, bit swollen, can't bend it. Go to urgent care. A pus pocket was just beginning to develop on one side of nail. Doc drained it with a needle. INSTANT relief. I was on Batrim for 10 days.