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Link Posted: 10/7/2004 8:42:04 PM EDT
[#1]
fn_hipower

Is that a pic of you ...do you know him...and did he get the shotgun as a present?....or is that how he fills the space under the tree? With other people's presents?

MT
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 8:43:43 PM EDT
[#2]

Quoted:

Quoted:

... Midnight Sunday, October 10th, 2004.



... You mean at the end of the day Sunday, October 10th, 2004?



Will the ATF bust down my door if I enter too late....?
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 8:48:12 PM EDT
[#3]

Yours truly

Not anyone that I know but thought it goes with the theme
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 8:49:36 PM EDT
[#4]
All these are slack I havent even seen a rusted mustang or camaro sitting in parts in one.
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 8:49:44 PM EDT
[#5]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

... Midnight Sunday, October 10th, 2004.



... You mean at the end of the day Sunday, October 10th, 2004?



Will the ATF bust down my door if I enter too late....?



Don't say that or the same people who thought the AW sunsetted on 12:00:01am Sept 15th will have a fit!  
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 8:51:36 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/7/2004 8:53:42 PM EDT
[#7]
fizassist posts:


Will the ATF bust down my door if I enter too late....?


No I talked with them personally today and they said your home is set to be raided Sunday during NASCAR Banquet 400. Set your VCR because you are going to get interrrrrupppted.

MT
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 9:07:41 PM EDT
[#8]
Allright..  Here is me at my first black powder match.. last Sat.



Link Posted: 10/7/2004 9:18:01 PM EDT
[#9]


His black powder match ... extra points because it showed up as a red X for me. It also looks like a beautiful place to shoot and he is wearing bib's!

MT
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 9:19:51 PM EDT
[#10]

Quoted:

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BTW, i know offhand of somebody that CAN, in fact, outdrink me.........................

SSG. Michael D. Gibson, 1st Cavalry 1/12, so theres some bragging rights for ya



Ya fergot somebody bitch.  



i have every confidence in the world that i can kick your ass!!!!!!!!!!!  if you were able to drag your sorry ass to gunstock 2004 i'd show you too!!!!!  




My $$$ is on Brass for this one. . . .
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 9:22:24 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/7/2004 9:26:00 PM EDT
[#12]

thebeekeeper1 posts:

Here's a couple pics of my brother and his oldest young'n--I'm assuming dead animals mean bonus points:



No PETA member here...if Deer weren't meant to be eaten they wouldn't be made out of Steak. You get points because you don't own a digital camera and I will look for something laying around here for the Young Deer Huntress. Was she there on the hunt?

MT


We are missing the grease and fuel smell...someone post a pic twisting a wrench on a car (nothing newer than a 1985) or a tractor or sumthun.

If you have a picture of a 550 Timber Jack Skidder you get some serious points.

Link Posted: 10/7/2004 9:26:11 PM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:

Quoted:
img.photobucket.com/albums/v371/MT_Pockets/DCP_1828.jpg

His black powder match ... extra points because it showed up as a red X for me. It also looks like a beautiful place to shoot and he is wearing bib's!

MT



It looks like you chopped all the trees down--that has to count for extra.  



Thats how the range is set up..   Actually I am not sure where your at in IL, this was about 10 min from Rockford   (was out there visiting my father)
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 9:37:37 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/7/2004 9:40:33 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/7/2004 9:42:27 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/7/2004 9:49:29 PM EDT
[#17]

Quoted:
photos.ar15.com/WS_Content/ImageGallery/Attachments/DownloadAttach.asp?sAccountUnq=3502&iGalleryUnq=162&iImageUnq=6824

Here I am just having got out from under the I-45 Bridge with my Road Dawg, mojo!

Thass some sweet stuff, I tell you!

(The liquor, not mojo)

Eric The(<hic>)Hun



Does ETH get extra points for an Arfcom shirt and double fisting?   (Alcohol, that is)


- BG
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 10:10:56 PM EDT
[#18]
Hey MT, would it be cheatn’ if I just sent you a photo of you.Brent
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 10:14:33 PM EDT
[#19]
It will take me awhile to evaluate the ETH Pic.

The AR15.COM tee scores significant points and a drink in each hand ranks well. But (you know I will find a but...hmmm that didn't sound right) Since the drink in his left hand is almost empty and drink in the right hand belongs to the guy trying to get it back (who seems to be giving him the bird).... he should have 2 bottles in the left hand. (is the pretty drink mead?)

There is mud on the tire of the Jeep but it is a Newer Jeep... the required Ragtop 'CJ5 four-wheel drive smokey on my tail'. (if anyone names the Singer that did that song they get extra points)

Keep them coming...these are enjoyable even if we have seen some before.

You get extra points if they are fresh pics....show something current...program the date into the camera....wait, if you know how to program the camera I might have to take away points.

MT
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 10:21:12 PM EDT
[#20]

Hey MT, would it be cheatn’ if I just sent you a photo of you.

Brent



Any photo of me posted on the forum will need to be photoshopped until I resemble a likeness of young Arnold SchwartsdknfsidfysdGER without a gap tooth. (okay laugh...you try to spell it)

MT
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 10:29:24 PM EDT
[#21]





Winnahhhhhhhh!!




I dont care what the file name is, this ole' boy aint no redneck. Looks more like PWT* to me.

PWT=Poor White Trash

Link Posted: 10/7/2004 10:32:34 PM EDT
[#22]

Quoted:
It will take me awhile to evaluate the ETH Pic.

The AR15.COM tee scores significant points and a drink in each hand ranks well. But (you know I will find a but...hmmm that didn't sound right) Since the drink in his left hand is almost empty and drink in the right hand belongs to the guy trying to get it back (who seems to be giving him the bird).... he should have 2 bottles in the left hand. (is the pretty drink mead?)

There is mud on the tire of the Jeep but it is a Newer Jeep... the required Ragtop 'CJ5 four-wheel drive smokey on my tail'. (if anyone names the Singer that did that song they get extra points)

Keep them coming...these are enjoyable even if we have seen some before.

You get extra points if they are fresh pics....show something current...program the date into the camera....wait, if you know how to program the camera I might have to take away points.

MT




Looks like a Mike's Hard Lemonade in the left hand, no?

I can't be too sure... no one would be caught dead with one around here (campus)...  its a "chick" drink....

I couldn't care less... after 14 bottles of anything, I wouldn't care if I was wearin a skirt.

- BG
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 10:48:26 PM EDT
[#23]

Quoted:
www.aforkinthetoad.com/Texas/tex-n-wolf.jpg

i also submit, cold beer, wolf ammo, pickup trucks, blondes, belt feds mounted in the bed of pickup trucks and...............

www.aforkinthetoad.com/Texas/tex-fu2.jpg

a bad fucking attitude....................



-Sorry to go off topic but-

Tex should know better by now but ,that top pic is just screaming for a photoshop

bottom pic has already been done  
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 11:07:59 PM EDT
[#24]

Quoted:
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Merry Christmas Mother F***er!!!!!



Funniest pic ever.
Link Posted: 10/8/2004 5:53:50 AM EDT
[#25]

Quoted:

Quoted:
www.aforkinthetoad.com/Texas/tex-n-wolf.jpg

i also submit, cold beer, wolf ammo, pickup trucks, blondes, belt feds mounted in the bed of pickup trucks and...............

www.aforkinthetoad.com/Texas/tex-fu2.jpg

a bad fucking attitude....................



-Sorry to go off topic but-

Tex should know better by now but ,that top pic is just screaming for a photoshop

bottom pic has already been done  



TRG has photoshopped me so damned many times it doesn't even bother me anymore

in related news, sometimes i stop drinking to sleep, but only because i haven't figured out how to do both yet

and if i wanted to win this thread i'd go get the pictures of my first racecar.........................how redneck am i you ask?  i turned a 1979 el camino into a 1/4 mile roundy round car..............
Link Posted: 10/8/2004 6:08:22 AM EDT
[#26]
"Hey Daddy.......dat man frum dad gubbermint is back.......shall I shoot him?"
Link Posted: 10/8/2004 6:15:08 AM EDT
[#27]
tag for later
Link Posted: 10/8/2004 6:21:43 AM EDT
[#28]

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a "redneck" contest and only i have cold beer so far



I'll see urine pussy ass 12 oz can of hoss piss can of BudLiat an' raise yall a Half Gallon of Jose.



AUT_BELLUM really now. A helmet an' a FOX jersy jus' ta ride a bycycle?  Yep ur ah' redneck



It would have been better if that was a paper plate and plastic knife and fork in your pic.
Link Posted: 10/8/2004 6:28:41 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/8/2004 6:35:07 AM EDT
[#30]
Few,if any trailer homes in these pictures!

Not enough plaid.

Must have grungy teeth.

Don't see any 14-15 year old brides(pregnant should add points) in any of them.

Only one has Confederate flag.

Don't see any old ladies chewing tobacco or smoking pipes.

Authentic redneck photos simply have to have more hound dogs, corn liquor jugs and dead animals in them. Also, it would help if the deer were bigger than a lapdog!

Come on people, lets get with it. Perception is everything, dammit.
Link Posted: 10/8/2004 6:36:22 AM EDT
[#31]
We need a pic with grubby kids with kool aid stains around their mouth and fat woman w/ a cig dangling.
Link Posted: 10/8/2004 6:40:04 AM EDT
[#32]
Do "Drunk Machine Gunners" qualify as rednecks???




--RR
Link Posted: 10/8/2004 6:42:11 AM EDT
[#33]

Quoted:
We need a pic with grubby kids with kool aid stains around their mouth and fat woman w/ a cig dangling.



Well get the wife and kids together, snap some and run down to the one hour photo. Get some lottery tickets while your at it. We'll wait.
Link Posted: 10/8/2004 6:42:59 AM EDT
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I need to start carrying my camera everywhere.  I swear I saw the real version of this girl yesterday...


Link Posted: 10/8/2004 6:55:47 AM EDT
[#35]
OK, this thread is failing miserably.

The scoring should be based on a maximum score where each of the following present in the photo earns a point:

1.  Guns
2.  Missing teeth
3.  Pregnant teenagers
4. Wrecked Camaros, preferably high in trees
5.  Partial obese nudity
6.  Bud
7.  Bud, the other kind
8.  Beam, or suitable trashy substitute.  No Boone's or M/D- thats indicates something else!
9.  Marl reds
10.  Singlewides
11.  obscene jestures
12.  Mullets
13.  Helmetless riders
14.  Trucks
15.  Mud
16.  Mama in a tube top with a dangling cig.
17.  "COPS" TV crews
18.  St. Andrews Cross
19.  Cutoff jeans,
20.  Any Kid Rock references
21.  Any NASCAR references
22.  Any VOLS or Gators references
23.  Black hightops and grungy white socks
24.  Thumbs up signs with the paramedics urging the subject to lie still
25.  Riced out Civics offroad.
Link Posted: 10/8/2004 6:56:08 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/8/2004 7:05:29 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/8/2004 7:30:58 AM EDT
[#38]
Tagged....I WILL post the winning picture when I get home
Link Posted: 10/8/2004 7:56:12 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/8/2004 8:03:39 AM EDT
[#40]
Tagged to see the winner.
Link Posted: 10/8/2004 8:08:22 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/8/2004 9:26:29 AM EDT
[#42]
I have a few photos showing up as red X's...

the1_roadrunner Whoa...look at the handy beer holder on the water-cooled MG.

texastactical is in sporting the new line of  TRG "tactical redneck gear". If his leg is white just under the top of the boot line...he is grade R redneck.

The pic directly above this post is good...Scottman

Mouth full
Food in hand
Burger in Mid-Air Flip
Serious look of concentration (Or just the beginning of a burp)

Will report back later to check the RedNeckedness of this Thread!

MT
Link Posted: 10/8/2004 9:52:23 AM EDT
[#43]
I think ruptured something laughing at these pics.
Link Posted: 10/8/2004 12:20:58 PM EDT
[#44]
mjohn3006 Posts a Pic on Page One...everyone flip back and check it out!

If that isn't a "RedNeck Dinner Pic", I don't know what is!

Please don't tell you cook it with the "no-no place" attached!

MT

Thanks everyone keep them coming.  
Link Posted: 10/8/2004 2:14:03 PM EDT
[#45]

Quoted:
mjohn3006 Posts a Pic on Page One...everyone flip back and check it out!

If that isn't a "RedNeck Dinner Pic", I don't know what is!

Please don't tell you cook it with the "no-no place" attached!

MT

Thanks everyone keep them coming.  



Na,  I cut the no-no place off and chuck it into the back yard for the neighbors cat to uh.....play with.
Link Posted: 10/8/2004 2:23:00 PM EDT
[#46]
Not me. No Southern accent. Don't own a pickup truck. No camo'd boat. Don't drink Coors or Bud. Don't have a bad attitude. Don't hunt.

Link Posted: 10/8/2004 2:37:36 PM EDT
[#47]
Photo  server is down.

When it's back up you will be sending that to me.

Danny
Link Posted: 10/8/2004 2:42:46 PM EDT
[#48]

Quoted:
www.aforkinthetoad.com/Texas/tex-n-wolf.jpg

i also submit, cold beer, wolf ammo, pickup trucks, blondes, belt feds mounted in the bed of pickup trucks and...............

www.aforkinthetoad.com/Texas/tex-fu2.jpg

a bad fucking attitude....................




Monobrow with a tamu ballcap?



This dude wins.  
Link Posted: 10/8/2004 2:50:52 PM EDT
[#49]
Northern Rednecks:

Link Posted: 10/8/2004 4:31:02 PM EDT
[#50]
This one is my submission:



These are just honorable mentions:

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