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Is that a pic of you ...do you know him...and did he get the shotgun as a present?....or is that how he fills the space under the tree? With other people's presents? MT |
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Will the ATF bust down my door if I enter too late....? |
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All these are slack I havent even seen a rusted mustang or camaro sitting in parts in one.
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Don't say that or the same people who thought the AW sunsetted on 12:00:01am Sept 15th will have a fit! |
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fizassist posts:
No I talked with them personally today and they said your home is set to be raided Sunday during NASCAR Banquet 400. Set your VCR because you are going to get interrrrrupppted. MT |
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My $$$ is on Brass for this one. . . . |
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It looks like you chopped all the trees down--that has to count for extra. |
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thebeekeeper1 posts:
No PETA member here...if Deer weren't meant to be eaten they wouldn't be made out of Steak. You get points because you don't own a digital camera and I will look for something laying around here for the Young Deer Huntress. Was she there on the hunt? MT We are missing the grease and fuel smell...someone post a pic twisting a wrench on a car (nothing newer than a 1985) or a tractor or sumthun. If you have a picture of a 550 Timber Jack Skidder you get some serious points. |
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Thats how the range is set up.. Actually I am not sure where your at in IL, this was about 10 min from Rockford (was out there visiting my father) |
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She doesn't go--yet. She begs fervently to be allowed to go. She fishes, mushroom hunts, etc. He usually goes home to get her after sticking the deer, then allows her to help him track it and gut it, etc. Oh, I have a 1953 Allis Chalmers WD45--no pics though. You should see my old two-bottom Allis trip plow. She's a plowin' mofo--on food plots for deer. Ha! I also have a *1984* Honda TRX200 four wheeler--the first four wheeler, after all the deaths on Big Red's. I do have all my teeth, and no mullet, so major points off for that. Oh, I REFUSE to wear "wife beater" shirts too. No smoking, no rag for a gas cap, and--here's the killer--I don't drink, so scratch me from the competition. I just like to post pics of my beloved niece. |
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I live in Decatur now, but I was born/raised in Beloit, Wis. so I am familiar with most of the Rockford area, and drive past it on I-39 regularly. |
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Does ETH get extra points for an Arfcom shirt and double fisting? (Alcohol, that is) - BG |
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It will take me awhile to evaluate the ETH Pic.
The AR15.COM tee scores significant points and a drink in each hand ranks well. But (you know I will find a but...hmmm that didn't sound right) Since the drink in his left hand is almost empty and drink in the right hand belongs to the guy trying to get it back (who seems to be giving him the bird).... he should have 2 bottles in the left hand. (is the pretty drink mead?) There is mud on the tire of the Jeep but it is a Newer Jeep... the required Ragtop 'CJ5 four-wheel drive smokey on my tail'. (if anyone names the Singer that did that song they get extra points) Keep them coming...these are enjoyable even if we have seen some before. You get extra points if they are fresh pics....show something current...program the date into the camera....wait, if you know how to program the camera I might have to take away points. MT |
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Any photo of me posted on the forum will need to be photoshopped until I resemble a likeness of young Arnold SchwartsdknfsidfysdGER without a gap tooth. (okay laugh...you try to spell it) MT |
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Looks like a Mike's Hard Lemonade in the left hand, no? I can't be too sure... no one would be caught dead with one around here (campus)... its a "chick" drink.... I couldn't care less... after 14 bottles of anything, I wouldn't care if I was wearin a skirt. - BG |
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-Sorry to go off topic but- Tex should know better by now but ,that top pic is just screaming for a photoshop bottom pic has already been done |
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TRG has photoshopped me so damned many times it doesn't even bother me anymore in related news, sometimes i stop drinking to sleep, but only because i haven't figured out how to do both yet and if i wanted to win this thread i'd go get the pictures of my first racecar.........................how redneck am i you ask? i turned a 1979 el camino into a 1/4 mile roundy round car.............. |
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Few,if any trailer homes in these pictures!
Not enough plaid. Must have grungy teeth. Don't see any 14-15 year old brides(pregnant should add points) in any of them. Only one has Confederate flag. Don't see any old ladies chewing tobacco or smoking pipes. Authentic redneck photos simply have to have more hound dogs, corn liquor jugs and dead animals in them. Also, it would help if the deer were bigger than a lapdog! Come on people, lets get with it. Perception is everything, dammit. |
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We need a pic with grubby kids with kool aid stains around their mouth and fat woman w/ a cig dangling.
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Well get the wife and kids together, snap some and run down to the one hour photo. Get some lottery tickets while your at it. We'll wait. |
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OK, this thread is failing miserably.
The scoring should be based on a maximum score where each of the following present in the photo earns a point: 1. Guns 2. Missing teeth 3. Pregnant teenagers 4. Wrecked Camaros, preferably high in trees 5. Partial obese nudity 6. Bud 7. Bud, the other kind 8. Beam, or suitable trashy substitute. No Boone's or M/D- thats indicates something else! 9. Marl reds 10. Singlewides 11. obscene jestures 12. Mullets 13. Helmetless riders 14. Trucks 15. Mud 16. Mama in a tube top with a dangling cig. 17. "COPS" TV crews 18. St. Andrews Cross 19. Cutoff jeans, 20. Any Kid Rock references 21. Any NASCAR references 22. Any VOLS or Gators references 23. Black hightops and grungy white socks 24. Thumbs up signs with the paramedics urging the subject to lie still 25. Riced out Civics offroad. |
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I have a few photos showing up as red X's...
the1_roadrunner Whoa...look at the handy beer holder on the water-cooled MG. texastactical is in sporting the new line of TRG "tactical redneck gear". If his leg is white just under the top of the boot line...he is grade R redneck. The pic directly above this post is good...Scottman Mouth full Food in hand Burger in Mid-Air Flip Serious look of concentration (Or just the beginning of a burp) Will report back later to check the RedNeckedness of this Thread! MT |
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mjohn3006 Posts a Pic on Page One...everyone flip back and check it out!
If that isn't a "RedNeck Dinner Pic", I don't know what is! Please don't tell you cook it with the "no-no place" attached! MT Thanks everyone keep them coming. |
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Na, I cut the no-no place off and chuck it into the back yard for the neighbors cat to uh.....play with. |
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Not me. No Southern accent. Don't own a pickup truck. No camo'd boat. Don't drink Coors or Bud. Don't have a bad attitude. Don't hunt.
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Photo server is down.
When it's back up you will be sending that to me. Danny |
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Monobrow with a tamu ballcap? This dude wins. |
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