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Posted: 3/11/2020 5:38:39 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/11/2020 11:15:21 PM EDT
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Ol' angry creepy Joe....he just keeps stepping in his own sh!t.  The man is a walking disaster.
Link Posted: 3/12/2020 9:10:19 AM EDT
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Ol' angry creepy Joe....he just keeps stepping in his own sh!t.  The man is a walking disaster.
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Maybe that's why the brain dead love him?
Link Posted: 3/12/2020 11:11:26 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/14/2020 4:17:44 AM EDT
[#4]
I'd buy one if it was an 80%.
Link Posted: 3/16/2020 12:41:06 AM EDT
[#5]
I've started calling everyone a "dogfaced ponysoldier".

Mailman hands me the mail with his usual friendly smile and hello.  I stare him in the eyes and yell "YOU'RE FULLA SHIT DOGFACED PONYSOLDIER"!!!!

Mailman looks around then backs slowly away without making eye contact.

I haven't gotten any mail in 4 days.  Not sure if these things are related.
Link Posted: 3/16/2020 8:49:11 AM EDT
[#6]
Well on another thread a guy say's he's glad he's got a bidet. You can't believe the number of kids that didn't know what a bidet was!
Link Posted: 3/16/2020 7:29:24 PM EDT
[#7]
Kids today....everyone knows a bidet is a water fountain for short people.
Link Posted: 3/17/2020 10:20:10 AM EDT
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You forgot the family dog. My aunt used to have a cocker spaniel that used one for a drinking fountain.
Link Posted: 3/17/2020 8:08:07 PM EDT
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I would never let the dog drink from the humans water fountain.
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