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Posted: 9/19/2005 5:52:10 PM EDT

ok, so there are no bathrooms or port-a-johns. Boys pee standing up...

So the only option for girls is to squat in a bush, and hope nothing jumps up and bites you?
yucky.

Posted: 9/19/2005 5:55:19 PM EDT

[#1]

That's what we gotta do to poop.

But I believe Taurus is bringing some things to make LCR female-friendly.

Posted: 9/19/2005 5:59:33 PM EDT

[#2]

Quoted:
That's what we gotta do to poop.

But I believe Taurus is bringing some things to make LCR female-friendly.

And boy can that be problematic. I once had my compass swing along its dummy-cord and land in "it."

Hey, that happened in Lewis County, too.

Posted: 9/19/2005 6:00:42 PM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:
That's what we gotta do to poop.

But I believe Taurus is bringing some things to make LCR female-friendly.

Oh, Phil told me that boys don't poop at LCR.

Maybe he was just saving me the icky mental picture.

Posted: 9/19/2005 6:11:00 PM EDT

[#4]

I heard the 40 minute drive to Wal Mart is an option.

Posted: 9/19/2005 6:11:54 PM EDT

[#5]

Well, I'm a "blue disked ditch digger," as R-32 so affectionately calls me, so I don't really have problems digging catholes or just squatting over a bush/hole/ditch/depression/bunch of rocks/the fire/the Scout/Tannerite/etc

Then again, some people might have underactive metabolisms, and might be able to hold it all weekend. Others simply have too much dignity, and drive into Chehalis and use Wal-Mart's bathrooms.

Posted: 9/19/2005 6:12:44 PM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
I heard the 40 minute drive to Wal Mart is an option.

You beat me to it!

Posted: 9/19/2005 6:13:05 PM EDT

[#7]

Whoa, I said that I don't do it at LCR.

Of course I haven't yet stayed there for 48 hours eating and drinking until I'm about to burst either.

bathroom hijinks at LCR:

Who was it that drove the 45 minutes to Walmart to use their head?

Who was it that wasn't polite enough to walk away from everyones tent before marking their spot?

Posted: 9/19/2005 6:21:17 PM EDT

[#8]

The Bumper Dumper.

Problem solved.

Posted: 9/19/2005 6:57:02 PM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
The Bumper Dumper.

Problem solved.

www.bumperdumper.com/art/road8.jpg

Damn, that one is High tech It has a bag on it

Posted: 9/19/2005 6:58:02 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
Whoa, I said that I don't do it at LCR.

Of course I haven't yet stayed there for 48 hours eating and drinking until I'm about to burst either.

bathroom hijinks at LCR:

Who was it that drove the 45 minutes to Walmart to use their head?

Who was it that wasn't polite enough to walk away from everyones tent before marking their spot?

Neither of those were me. I believe Cav is the man famous for driving to Wal-Mart to use the facilities. I don't know who marked their spot, though.

Posted: 9/19/2005 6:59:51 PM EDT

[#11]

You could bring this:

add this:

And for the ladies:

I would however not suggest this:

Posted: 9/19/2005 7:06:11 PM EDT

[#12]

City people

Posted: 9/19/2005 7:10:22 PM EDT

[#13]

GIBBY!!!

Posted: 9/19/2005 7:44:55 PM EDT

[#14]

And boy can that be problematic. I once had my compass swing along its dummy-cord and land in "it." Hey, that happened in Lewis County, too.

I haven't been to a LCR yet but I do have a horrible latrine experience to share with you. It wasn't funny at the time but I can look back and laugh at it now. When I was in the Army (many moons ago) my unit jumped in to some desolate spot out in the boonies at Ft. Bragg, NC. We dug a ditch for a latrine. We had been camping out for a couple days and the pit was starting to fill up. The technique for taking a dump was quite simple. At each end of the latrine there was a forked branch stuck into the ground with a small log going across between the 2 forks. All you had to do was hang your butt over the log and let nature take it's course. Everything was fine until I hung my butt over the log and it broke sending me ass over tea kettle into the pit. Needless to say, I did ot have any friends after that incident and my former friends avoided me like the plague! The moral to the story: Be very careful when taking a dump in the woods!

Posted: 9/19/2005 7:52:01 PM EDT

[#15]

Posted: 9/19/2005 8:11:27 PM EDT

[#16]

I've done similar, but with sandbags instead of a forked stick, and so the logs held fine and actually made quite a comfortable toilet to sit on.

Posted: 9/19/2005 8:18:32 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
ok, so there are no bathrooms or port-a-johns. Boys pee standing up...

So the only option for girls is to squat in a bush, and hope nothing jumps up and bites you?
yucky.

I take it you haven't mastered Mary's little trick yet?

Quoted:
(many moons ago)

Posted: 9/19/2005 8:57:09 PM EDT

[#18]

This shitty thread has my name written all over it.

It was me who went to Chehalis to buy some ammo. I may have used the facilities while I was there.

It was my tent that was downstream of someone who decided to take a leak. (Old small pit)

And.........

Quoted:
I haven't been to a LCR yet but I do have a horrible latrine experience to share with you. It wasn't funny at the time but I can look back and laugh at it now. When I was in the Army (many moons ago) my unit jumped in to some desolate spot out in the boonies at Ft. Bragg, NC.

WTF is the deal with Ft. Bragg??

My last few days in the .mil, way out back Fort. I had to take a dump but bad. Headed to the portapot, we get attacked. Shit will have to wait, Uncle Sam wont. Blah, blah, blah play soldier. Game sover, our CO was killed. I go back to that same shitter, it has tape on the door with a big sign, OFF LIMITS- MEDICAL blah, blah.

I later found out, the thing was infested with crabs. So glad I played soldier instead of taking that dump.

Posted: 9/20/2005 9:56:57 AM EDT

[#19]

When I was in high school there was an outhouse at the football field that had been there for years, even after they installed indoor plumbing. We had an older teacher who would make a run for the outhouse during half time. "Someone"

got the bright idea to move the house just behind the hole. Half time arrives, teacher makes a run for the outhouse. He arrives and disappears with a big poof of white "dust" into the air. Needless to say he was extremely angry and didn't return to the stands. I think the hosing off with cold water was what really upset him. One of the few times I've been threatened with a beating that I actually took serious!!!

Posted: 9/20/2005 10:18:48 AM EDT

[#20]

Trench Latrine, brought to you by, the Letter J.

Posted: 9/20/2005 11:56:47 AM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
ok, so there are no bathrooms or port-a-johns. Boys pee standing up...

So the only option for girls is to squat in a bush, and hope nothing jumps up and bites you?
yucky.

Why do you care?

Posted: 9/20/2005 1:53:52 PM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
Quoted:
ok, so there are no bathrooms or port-a-johns. Boys pee standing up...

So the only option for girls is to squat in a bush, and hope nothing jumps up and bites you?
yucky.

Why do you care?

Because I will, hopefully, be attending LCR in the spring and a lot of facts are coming out about it right now.... Why do you care if I care or not?

Posted: 9/20/2005 3:19:02 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
Because I will, hopefully, be attending LCR in the spring and a lot of facts are coming out about it right now.... Why do you care if I care or not?

Oh. We will have the restrooms and shower facilities in by then.

Posted: 9/20/2005 9:46:10 PM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
This shitty thread has my name written all over it.

It was me who went to Chehalis to buy some ammo. I may have used the facilities while I was there.

It was my tent that was downstream of someone who decided to take a leak. (Old small pit)

And.........

Quoted:
I haven't been to a LCR yet but I do have a horrible latrine experience to share with you. It wasn't funny at the time but I can look back and laugh at it now. When I was in the Army (many moons ago) my unit jumped in to some desolate spot out in the boonies at Ft. Bragg, NC.

WTF is the deal with Ft. Bragg??

My last few days in the .mil, way out back Fort. I had to take a dump but bad. Headed to the portapot, we get attacked. Shit will have to wait, Uncle Sam wont. Blah, blah, blah play soldier. Game sover, our CO was killed. I go back to that same shitter, it has tape on the door with a big sign, OFF LIMITS- MEDICAL blah, blah.

I later found out, the thing was infested with crabs. So glad I played soldier instead of taking that dump.

I think I'd rather have a bad case of crabs than fall into a trench full of shit!