This is a spin off of another post titled something like "beat AW ban w/ semantics" Basically these are a few PC names a guy could name his evil black rifle and its parts. Most of these have been said already. Here goes:
Evil black assult rifle: misunderstood weapon of color
black rifle: implicitly rasistly associated rifle
assult rifle: anti assult rifle, homeland defense rifle
semi-automatic rifle: non-fully automatic rifle
flash suppressor: osha approved vison protector
silencer: osha approved hearing protector
pistol grip: osha approved anti carple tunnel erganomic operation handle
retractable stock: non-discriminatory stock
Preban mags: liberal mags
postban mags: conservative mags
bayonet lug: modular accessory platform
tacticle sling: osha approved erganomic sling
detachable magazine: ?
preban rifle: liberal rifle (as in free)
postban rifle: frigid imposing moralist rifle