I think I make a habit of it!....
Drove off with contraband, property, etc.
I've been lucky with some...first call of the day one time I "misplaced" my clipboard. Drove around all day before discovering it at the end of shift wedged under the light bar.
Took off from an arrest scene once, arrived 20 blocks later at the precinct and couldn't find the property I secured from the arrest. Realizing I had placed it on the hood at the scene, I back-tracked...found the items in three separate locations along the route!
Collected a beer bottle for prints, bagged it, put in on top of the patrol car, drove off...first turn I took, off it slid...shatter!!
The best though was a meeting with the Chief. He handed out some crapola lengthy stack of documents he made wayyyy too big a deal over. Left HQ and as I got on the freeway, hit the onramp, accelerated, and looking in my rearview mirror watched in horror as the packet slid off the roof, hit the ground and burst!!!!
Hahahahahaha...whucha gonna do ???!