Quoted: ha-ha-ha, now i'm looking for a serious answer please!
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Ah...ok. Go to their wewbsite, click on the little button that says "employment" and go from there. If they do not have a website with employment information, call the city personnel dept and ask when they expect to begin their next testing phase for hiring at the PD. Then ask to be put on their list so that they will notify you once they start accepting applications.
Once you are notified, go stand in line with the other 500 guys (who in 10 years will ALL be saying "Fuck, I was in the wrong line. Shoulda dropped off a Fire app), pick up the application, go home, fill it out (ask mom for a "grown-up" pen so you dont get crayon all over it and have her spellcheck it) and send it back to the city.
If you're po'd cause I flamed you a bit on this, well...you earned it.
If you really cannot figure out how to get hired on your own, I'm certain I don't want you backing me up on a shots fired.
Sheep