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Blood goes round and round Air goes in an out any variation thereof is bad.... and Scene Safety BSI.... Congrats you just learned everything there is in EMT-B Class
So I guess CPR, airway management, bleeding control, oxygen administration, shock control, child birth, and ALS assist skills and scene management just come naturally?
Your oversimplification annoys me.
Your inability to take a joke annoys me. Stop taking yourself so seriously....
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Really?
CPR?? yea that's real challenging they teach it it middle school for Pete sakes.
Airway management I'll give you some credit there, but the jaw thrust isn't all that hard even if you start throwing in Combitubes and what not.
Bleeding control?? What pressure and elevation ?? Damn that was confusing... oh wait that didn't work toss on a Tourniquet.
Shock control??? what lift their legs and keep them warm..... there is a dose of common sense for ya.
Child Birth I'll again give you credit for.
ALS Assist?? what a 4 lead and how to spike a IV bag.... that wasn't mentally taxing.
Scene Management your a EMT-B for crying out loud not a battalion chief, is putting the patient on a stretcher that hard......
Lighten up Francis...