Ladies, get your sig lines here--three fer a dollar!

Site Notices

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Ladies, get your sig lines here--three fer a dollar!

Posted: 9/20/2005 5:16:19 AM EDT

Inside every older lady is a younger lady -- wondering what the hell happened.

-Cora Harvey Armstrong-

Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cookies.

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.

-Helen Hayes (at 73)-

I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.

-Janette Barber-

Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.

-Lily Tomlin-

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.

-Carrie Snow-

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.

-Laurie Kuslansky-

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.

-Erma Bombeck-

Old age ain't no place for sissies.

-Bette Davis-

A man's got to do what a man's got to do! A woman must do what he can't.

-Rhonda Hansome-

The phrase "working mother" is redundant.

-Jane Sellman-

Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows.

-Jennifer Unlimited-

Whatever women must do, they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

-Charlotte Whitton-

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.

-Caryn Leschen-

I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me at once.

-Jennifer Unlimited-

THIS IS ME!

If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.

Catherine

When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called ME slow!

-Kathy Buckley-

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb -- and I'm also not blonde.

-Dolly Parton-

If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.

-Sue Grafton-

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears make s one you can ride on.

-Roseanne Barr-

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman.

-Margaret Thatcher-

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house..

-Zsa Zsa Gabor-

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.

-Eleanor Roosevelt-

Posted: 9/20/2005 5:43:39 AM EDT

[#1]

And just what the hell are you doing researching siglines for women? Getting in touch with your feminine side, I suppose? Time to come out of the closet, TBK1...

Posted: 9/20/2005 5:50:40 AM EDT

[#2]

Quoted:
And just what the hell are you doing researching siglines for women? Getting in touch with your feminine side, I suppose? Time to come out of the closet, TBK1...

Nah, some woman sent it in an e-mail to my wife and I had her forward it to me for this thread. My closet is still dank and musty--but it's home.

Posted: 9/20/2005 7:23:09 AM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:
My closet is still dank and musty--but it's home. -TBK1

and see, i think THAT is the best sigline on this thread

Posted: 9/20/2005 4:10:43 PM EDT

[#4]

Please use the EE.

TRG

Posted: 9/20/2005 4:24:00 PM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
Quoted:
And just what the hell are you doing researching siglines for women? Getting in touch with your feminine side, I suppose? Time to come out of the closet, TBK1...

Nah, some woman sent it in an e-mail to my wife and I had her forward it to me for this thread. My closet is still dank and musty--but it's home.

TRG

Posted: 9/20/2005 5:16:43 PM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
And just what the hell are you doing researching siglines for women? Getting in touch with your feminine side, I suppose? Time to come out of the closet, TBK1...

Nah, some woman sent it in an e-mail to my wife and I had her forward it to me for this thread. My closet is still dank and musty--but it's home.

photos.ar15.com/ImageGallery/Attachments/DownloadAttach.asp?iImageUnq=17593

TRG

Posted: 9/20/2005 8:00:14 PM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
And just what the hell are you doing researching siglines for women? Getting in touch with your feminine side, I suppose? Time to come out of the closet, TBK1...

Nah, some woman sent it in an e-mail to my wife and I had her forward it to me for this thread. My closet is still dank and musty--but it's home.

photos.ar15.com/ImageGallery/Attachments/DownloadAttach.asp?iImageUnq=17593

TRG

Please don't laugh--it encourages him.

Hey! My shorts aren't all baggy like that. So there.

Posted: 9/21/2005 3:52:24 AM EDT

[#8]

I like them all,they are all great. thank you TBK!

Mona
who has been MIA for awhile!

Posted: 9/21/2005 6:47:33 AM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
I like them all,they are all great. thank you TBK!

Mona
who has been MIA for awhile!

Thank you.

You have been missed, but your spot at the table is always there. Your ladies are well behaved and SP1Grrl does a fine job too. The cadre of ladies continues to grow.

Posted: 9/21/2005 7:40:25 AM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
Quoted:
I like them all,they are all great. thank you TBK!

Mona
who has been MIA for awhile!
Thank you.

You have been missed, but your spot at the table is always there. Your ladies are well behaved and SP1Grrl does a fine job too. The cadre of ladies continues to grow.

That is the first time I've been included as a lady who is well behaved...
I'm obviously slipping

Posted: 9/21/2005 10:15:10 AM EDT

[#11]

Three for a dollar you say? Makes me wonder where we have to stick the dollar.

PSA: don't do a google image search on speedo.

Posted: 9/21/2005 11:16:39 AM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
I like them all,they are all great. thank you TBK!

Mona
who has been MIA for awhile!
Thank you.

You have been missed, but your spot at the table is always there. Your ladies are well behaved and SP1Grrl does a fine job too. The cadre of ladies continues to grow.

That is the first time I've been included as a lady who is well behaved...

I'm obviously slipping

Funny, I thought that about you, too.

Posted: 9/21/2005 11:41:21 AM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
I like them all,they are all great. thank you TBK!

Mona
who has been MIA for awhile!
Thank you.

You have been missed, but your spot at the table is always there. Your ladies are well behaved and SP1Grrl does a fine job too. The cadre of ladies continues to grow.

That is the first time I've been included as a lady who is well behaved...

I'm obviously slipping

Funny, I thought that about you, too.

<shrug>
What can I say. My current play has me portraying a sweet mother from the south...

All that uppity yankee-ness seems to have vanished...

<evil grin>

Posted: 9/21/2005 11:45:19 AM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
I like them all,they are all great. thank you TBK!

Mona
who has been MIA for awhile!
Thank you.

You have been missed, but your spot at the table is always there. Your ladies are well behaved and SP1Grrl does a fine job too. The cadre of ladies continues to grow.

That is the first time I've been included as a lady who is well behaved...

I'm obviously slipping

Funny, I thought that about you, too.

<shrug>
What can I say. My current play has me portraying a sweet mother from the south...

All that uppity yankee-ness seems to have vanished...

<evil grin>

Great...another Southern Belle wannabee...

Posted: 9/21/2005 11:45:47 AM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
What can I say. My current play has me portraying a sweet mother from the south...

All that uppity yankee-ness seems to have vanished...

<evil grin>

Hey, FWIW, I think of you as real sweet--and a real mother.

Posted: 9/21/2005 11:47:01 AM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
And just what the hell are you doing researching siglines for women? Getting in touch with your feminine side, I suppose? Time to come out of the closet, TBK1...

Nah, some woman sent it in an e-mail to my wife and I had her forward it to me for this thread. My closet is still dank and musty--but it's home.

TRG

TBK,

Is that what you look like? You and TRG have a strong resemblence.

....

Posted: 9/21/2005 11:54:30 AM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
TBK,

Is that what you look like? You and TRG have a strong resemblence. ....

Sadly, yes--but that pic (below) was taken a couple of years ago and I can no longer fit into the tights.

My niece is now 7 1/2, so it may have been more than two years (she looks really young):

Posted: 9/21/2005 12:13:05 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:

<shrug>
What can I say. My current play has me portraying a sweet mother from the south...

All that uppity yankee-ness seems to have vanished...

<evil grin>

Great...another Southern Belle wannabee...

I don't wannabe anything, DV8...
And if I did...I'd accomplish it like most uppity yankee women......................
I'd beat the crap outta some stupid man until he gave it me.

Posted: 9/21/2005 8:32:12 PM EDT

[#19]

The best sigline I've heard came straight from the horses mouth. I wish I knew where I put it. TBK1 tell us about being charged at by the fat lady in the buffet line.

Patty

Posted: 9/22/2005 8:01:16 AM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:

TBK,

Is that what you look like? You and TRG have a strong resemblence. ....

I'm not sure which of us should be more insulted by that...

TRG

Posted: 9/22/2005 8:18:21 AM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
Quoted:

TBK,

Is that what you look like? You and TRG have a strong resemblence. ....

I'm not sure which of us should be more insulted by that...

TRG

Let's ask your wives....

Posted: 9/22/2005 8:40:13 AM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:

TBK,

Is that what you look like? You and TRG have a strong resemblence. ....

I'm not sure which of us should be more insulted by that...

TRG

Let's ask your wives....

Ask his, mine is now an Ex.

TRG