This was taken from Rommel School of Law:

Top Ten things That Sound Dirty In Law But R Not--

10. Have you looked at her briefs?

9. He is one hard judge.

8. Can you get him to drop his suit?

7. Counselor, let's do it in Chambers.

6. Is it a penal offense?

5. Her attorney withdrew at the last minute.

4. Better leave the handcuffs on.

3. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could

2. For $200 an hour, she better be good.

and the #1 thing that sounds dirty in law, but is not--

1. Think you can get me off?

What about Pro Bono? I always thought that sounded kinda dirty.

My favorite TTSDBI is a real estate term.

There is a subspecies of Planned Unit Development (PUD) called a "Deminimis PUD".

Here's a definition:

DEMINIMIS P U D - A PUD in which the common elements add little to the enjoyment of the premises or have little or no effect on the value of individual units. Deminimis PUD's should also have minimal association fees.

Source:  [url]http://www.partnersmortgage.com/glossD.htm[/url]

If I had a Deminimis PUD, I wouldn't go around advertising it.