York County, Pennsylvania
It's become a suburb of Baltimore and Philadelphia, so it's chocked full-o-NINJAS.
Back in '89 or so this NINJA who lived in the Thomasville, PA trailer park literally went bezerk! He was tired of his neighbors cats crapping on his porch, so he strapped a .357 to his waist and slung his replica "sharpen at your own risk" NINJA swords accross his back. He walks out of his trailer - in full NINJA regalia - and thn proceeds to shoot, stab and chop his neighbor's cats to death. No crap!
He then goes inside to spend the rest of the day in front of the tube. Needless to say Jackson Township's finest show up at his door. Those guys used to make Barney Fife look like a real operator. They knocked on his door and ordered him to come our immediately. His reply was a simple "GET BENT!" So Jackson Township, recognizing the fact that even though they wore spit shined jump boots they weren't exactly "Ranger" material, called the local North ? SWAT/Tactical Response Team.
Then the semi-pro NINJAs showed up to do battle. With all of that testosterone and sheer killer instinct wofting through the air of that trailer park I'm surprised that the whole county wasn't wiped out!
The SWAT team loaded all the residents onto school buses while telling them that they had to evacuate, because of a "gas leak." The cat killing NINJA's drinking buddy looked at the line to get on the bus and noticed that his NINJA friend wasn't there. So he called him and said "Dude, you better get on the bus, because there's a gas leak..." So the NINJA who had honed his skills on animal mayhem gets off his FAT A$$ and heads out the door of his trailer with a slice of pizza in hand. The semi-pro SWAT NINJAs were so taken back by this strange sequence of events they "forgot" to tackle him until he walked by their perimeter and said "You dudes gotta get outta here! There's a gas leak!"
This is true... no crap!
NINJAs!