If you have had strange thoughts/urges, or heard voices, the answer may be here:
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OMG!!!

Registered: Mar 2001
Posts: 1111 of 1111
USA

What is the meaning of this?

Here is web site explaining in colorful terms how conspiracy of invisible, evil, levitating shrunken men & equipment exercise mind control over unknowing citizens, and are able to assassinate, undetected.
[url]http://members.aol.com/alanyu5/index.htm[/url]

This is what happens when an intelligent, creative, but overly suggestible person with too much time on his hands reads alot and creates a "unified conspiracy theory" which is how he can understand and tie together all the elements of his mental environment.

For another one, check out [url]www.lennonmurdertruth.com[/url]

This guy used to to call major talk shows, especially Jim Eason (May he have a long happy retirement) and start out sounding rational before dissolving into his rant. I guess the website took up his time, or the shows got better at screening him out, but he seems to have turned to the internet. I saw him on Van Ness in San Francisco a month ago holding a sign advertising the website, and couple of weeks later driving in Sonoma County, and of course his van is plastered with it.
It's funny and pathetic, but this guy has been dedicated to this for years.

Hey, that site seems pretty well, uh, executed, even if the content is "out there".  I didn't scour through it, but is he hinting that Stephen King is thre true bad guy, or just an evil influence?

Psionic resonators and amplifiers keep me safe from "them" and their satellites, and I don't even need to wear a tin foil hat.

I've even got a crystal hate amplifier to smote mine enemies with.

OK, here's another one I read about....


Warning!!! You will get a swarm of pop-ups.
Go to c;\windows\temporary internet files and be ready to delete all the cookies when you get there!!

[url]http://www.12galaxies.20m.com/[/url]

You made me too afraid to actually click the link.

Then just do a Google search on "Frank Chu" or "zegnatronic".

Been there.  One day at work, I typed in the URL for Drudge Report, only I slightly mis-spelled it.  Turned out that some porn site had registered the slightly-off domain name, and I got caught in a vicious cycle of T&A that I couldn't stop by closing windows, clicking the "stop" button, or any of the usual stuff - I had to just power it down.  Being in an open area with the a number of females around added to the desperation.  Had to hit the power switch before someone noticed.

At least the experience put me on the path of figuring out how to beat these things.

What side of the tinfoil should face out?  The shiny side or the dull side?

shiny side out

My bullshit meter just went off...

Hahaha! So, let me get this straight.  These people go psycho hearing voices and crap.  And the fact that they don't see anybody around proves that 1) People are using mind control weapons on them and 2) They are invisible!

Hahahaha! I have heard it all now!

From the rants I've heard, he says King did it.

The other guy is wrong about the little people being invisible. He doesn't realize the reason you can't see them is because they use the mind control so you can't remember. I bet you thought "Men in Black" was fiction.

It's also wise to keep a turkey-baking pan in reserve by your bug-out bag.  The thicker aluminum is great for periods of heavy bombardment.  Bend to fit.

Now you're catching on.  Remember the movie where you could only see the alien posers if you wore the special glasses??

Well, were you near any reporters or politicians before that?  [;D]

Gotta get me one of those 'Neuralizers'.  It's much quicker than spending the entire day at the office.

True stories:

8 page handwritten letter at work from woman wanting us to check out her stolen identity (this was before actual identity theft got big).  Seems she was actually an heir to the Getty oil fortune, but had been robbed of her identity through "reverse mirror handwriting" and having new fingerprints surgically transplanted onto her fingertips.  Not only that, but she was being victimized by a conspiracy of detectives and investigators that had for some strange reason ignored all her reports, probably in exchange for a piece of the money.   Return address was traced to a 'home'.

Man wrote to advise how he'd been taken for what must have been involuntary surgery -installing implants in his mind that were being used by mysterious people and government agencies to do such things as transmit signals that caused him to wet his pants on airplanes, put voices in his head, suppress memories of abduction, etc.

After 3 hours on the road to give a talk, I got out to stretch, adjust crotch, etc.  Woman I'd never seen before in this (or any other) life came up to me at the rest stop and let me know that she was onto me, knew I'd been following her for 3 days, hoping to nail her for insurance fraud of some kind.  I should have offered her a chance to get it all off her chest and set things straight, but I had to make my appointment.
I must have been pretty obvious, in my generic white rental car, with sunglasses & briefcase.  Made!!