Well, in hindsight I probably should have just ignored them...but like an idiot, I answered it.
Here's the story:
It was about 0230 (probably a little after) here. I was just getting ready to go to bed. I'm in college and share a house with two other college students. Someone started ringing my doorbell. I wasn't 100% sure if one of my roommates was even home right now, so I thought he might have been locked out. Normally he has his keys though, so I doubted it was him. He had a few of his siblings visit today, and both of my roommates have friends that swing by the house at odd hours every once in a while. I hypothesized one of them might be coming by for some reason.
Anyway, after about 2 minutes of no one answering the door I figured I'd better go do it, since my other roommates must be sound asleep. I put a shirt on (I was about to go to bed so I was only wearing cotton elastic pants) and armed myself (XD-9 + Gold Dots).
I go downstairs and peek out the window in the front door. There was a ~20 year old woman standing on my front porch. I look around and don't see anyone around besides her. I decide to crack open the door to see what she wants (thought it might have been my roommates girlfriend...). She says she's sorry to wake me up, and she was wondering if she could borrow a phone to make a call. She said she something about not wanting to stay with her boyfriend, and she needed to call someone for a ride.
If letting her use my cell phone for a minute is all that's needed to get her to leave, fine. I go grab my cell phone (yes, I locked the door behind me as she stayed on the porch). I stood behind the storm door while she made the call. This side of the conversation went something like this:
"I need my mom's phone number, it's an emergency. Brad (?) pushed me against a wall and broke my kids things . I can't call the cops, I'm on probation and I'll go to jail if I call them." She gets the number (I'm guessing her mom's) and hangs up. Tries calling that number, no one picks up. Calls another number, says something in Spanish (I could only pick out a few of the words...knowing Spanish would be nice), then hangs up. Tries calling mom (?) again, then hands me the phone back. Says "sorry for waking you up" and starts walking north on the sidewalk. Whole encounter was about 2 minutes.
From the side of the conversation I heard, I was going to suggest she call the cops, up until she said she was on probation and didn't want to call the cops. After that, I wondered if I should call the cops. I decided against it (for now), and then came and typed this up.
Yes, all my doors are locked right now.
I'd be thinking a bit more clearly if it wasn't the middle of the night. Your thoughts?
 

Fail. 20 year old girl begging to use your phone and you didn't even get a handjob?

had that happen a few times when i lived at my old apartment. same girl did this several times. i felt better helping her but it got old quick.

Your avatar is somehow fitting.

Peeking out of windows and bad hair were both involved in this incident.



 

i too, am remiss at his failure

Sounds pretty true, except why would she be arrested for being on probation and being the victim of domestic violence?

1. Was she hot?
2. If so, why didn't you invite her in for a beer?

That's what I was curious about... I'm sure there's more to the story than can be gleaned from a few tidbits of a phone conversation.



 

She could have called the cops, even if she was on probation - if she was in danger. You're not going to be violated back to jail just for having contact with LE. If it was BS and she called and she lied about the situation, Boom! right back you go. We don't like being lied to. Cops would have been the best option for her.



I had 3 people try to force their way into my house at 2am one time. They got to look down the barrel of my USP45 and see what Gold Dots look like from that side.

Maybe there was a protection order violation that she was worried about?

Blading - nope
Disengage - nope
So no need for MS Paint
Chick mentioned in GD - check
So that means I get to post the infamous:
with out pics of said chick





On a side note, domestic violence situations suck. It's tough to cut her off mid conversation on the phone to toss her out.
The last thing you need is for the b/d to pull up and see her and you on your porch conversing.
Plenty of bad could result from that.

Thinking with your dick is dumb.

The call in spanish was the only real one.



She ordered drugs, expect the DEA to kick in your door any minute.

What are the laws in your state about not reporting domestic abuse you are aware of?

Well, you have the numbers. Give 'em a jingle and see who answers.

Story fail.  There was no blading. ..and you left out the adrenaline dump.

Oh...and no MS Paint?  

It's happened to me, I forgot about it but she knew me.

I'm not sure what happened to you, but I've seen a lot of porn movies that started out that way.

So, you FAIL.

SIIHPAPP.  Just saying.

20 with a kid and baby daddy domestic assault type problems? good thing you didn't hit it? by the way were here eyes solid black?

also post the numbers she dialed here and I'm sure someone can find out who she called

Ever the the movie "The Strangers"?

This . I mean really pictures MS paint . hell everyone has a camera and all we get is another cool story

No good deed goes unpunished...

Heres the scene outside your door tonight! dibs on your education!




RIP Rover

You are lucky to have your kidneys...

Sounds like one of those killer movies to me.....Shit, I am going to go get my HDW.

Desperate 20 year old woman and you don't hit it?


Weak.

XD's are good guns but you lose points for not having Extreme Shock ammo, what if she was a terrorist? Everyone knows terrorists can only be killed by nytrillium. Like only silver can kill werewolves.

My guesses:

- She already has a warrant
- There is some sort of protection order and he is not supposed to be around her (or vice versa)
- She would fail a drug test

All the numbers she called were landlines according to this:



http://bellsmind.net/BellsMind/net.bellsmind.frontend/frontend.html



So hopefully none of them have been paying for caller ID...



 

dude wtf man, I've seen pornos that start this way and you fucked it all up....



pissed at her boyfriend - check

late at night with no ride - check

emotionally vulnerable - check

able to be blackmailed b/c her probation status - check





dude you missed out on some easy ass....