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Posted: 9/19/2009 1:28:43 PM EDT

[#1]

Prep quickly....in a glass: scrape 2 slices of burnt toast, 3 tablespoons salt, fill with strong black coffee. Stir well and place next to door.

When they ring the bell.... quickly down potion, open the door, laugh maniacly, shake around, chant OBAMA..OBAMA...OBAMA...and PUKE ALL OVER THEM...it's the patriotic thing to do...they'll have to go change clothes and you'll delay their bullshit for at least an hour.

Posted: 9/19/2009 1:30:33 PM EDT

[#2]

Answer the door with a raw steak in hand and chew on it thoughtfully while you listen intently. Scratch your nuts a lot and keep trying to shake their hands. Stand REALLY REALLY close to them

Posted: 9/19/2009 1:34:44 PM EDT

[#3]

Have some fun with them. Get some pics while acting like they are your new buddies. The kick their asses out and post your exploits.

My brother and I had a good time with a satellite tv salesman who was making the rounds a couple weeks ago. We invited him in and he got real excited thinking he was going to close a deal. We all sat down at the kitchen table and my brother got out a bottle of Jack Daniels and three glasses and slammed it on the table. He said, "lets get to drinking and talk some business." My brother and I started slamming Jack shots and this guy started getting real edgy. Then I started asking what kind of porno they had on their system. I think the theme song from Deliverance started playing in his head and he practically ran out of the house. We laughed for hours over that guy.

Posted: 9/19/2009 1:37:04 PM EDT

[#4]

Well? What happened already?

Posted: 9/19/2009 1:39:21 PM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
Have some fun with them. Get some pics while acting like they are your new buddies. The kick their asses out and post your exploits.

My brother and I had a good time with a satellite tv salesman who was making the rounds a couple weeks ago. We invited him in and he got real excited thinking he was going to close a deal. We all sat down at the kitchen table and my brother got out a bottle of Jack Daniels and three glasses and slammed it on the table. He said, "lets get to drinking and talk some business." My brother and I started slamming Jack shots and this guy started getting real edgy. Then I started asking what kind of porno they had on their system. I think the theme song from Deliverance started playing in his head and he practically ran out of the house. We laughed for hours over that guy.

now I'm wishing there were more door to door salesman in my area.

Posted: 9/19/2009 1:39:40 PM EDT

[#6]

Yeah I want to know what happened to! Inquiring minds want to know!

Posted: 9/19/2009 1:42:43 PM EDT

[#7]

Tag for possible brain washing

Posted: 9/19/2009 1:54:14 PM EDT

[#8]

1st shake their hand, and then tell them you can't talk cause you have the "Swine Flu" !!!

Posted: 9/19/2009 2:04:23 PM EDT

[#9]

Well? What happened?

Posted: 9/19/2009 2:06:04 PM EDT

[#10]

Have Glen Beck playing in the background then answer the door, look at them and say "hold on a sec Glen is fixin to talk about that lying shit obongo" then turn and look at their faces

Posted: 9/19/2009 2:07:05 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
A couple of young men are walking through my neighborhood right now with their obama pledge crap. I'm about to get a visit in the next hour or so...what should I say to them. Cause what I want to say is get off my land and I want something better than that.

Tell them you've already pledged your support to your lord and savior, Satan.

That should do the job.

Posted: 9/19/2009 2:07:41 PM EDT

[#12]

hand them a copy of the constitution, and say - "take this back to the our dear leader, and when he lives up to the pledge and oath that he already took, come back and i'll sign yours ... now turn your socialist acorn welfare loving ass around, and get off of my lawn"

Posted: 9/19/2009 5:46:51 PM EDT

[#13]

Went looking for them. Got pissed they didn't come to my house. I was ready. My wife came home from the store and said she saw them a couple of miles down the road going in the opposite direction. Guess my liberal neighbors must have told them to skip my house.

Posted: 9/19/2009 5:52:50 PM EDT

[#14]

Tell them to get the fuck off your property. Tell them you wouldn't support that poser if they gave you a million bucks. That's what I plan to do if confronted with the problem.

Posted: 9/19/2009 6:04:31 PM EDT

[#15]

We do not go to the door.

Posted: 9/19/2009 6:07:54 PM EDT

[#16]

If they come back, smear some chocolate on your hand and shake their hand. "Oh sorry, I was cleaning up after my dog. He has the runs."

Posted: 9/19/2009 6:10:37 PM EDT

[#17]

Hidden video camera and catch them saying something stupid. Bonus points if you can nail them for illegal activity.

You might use this opportunity to launch an undercover investigation to expose voter fraud in 2010.

Posted: 9/19/2009 6:13:29 PM EDT

[#18]

After every question or statement of theirs, just say...

YOU LIE!

Posted: 9/19/2009 6:16:18 PM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:

After every question or statement of theirs, just say...

YOU LIE!

You know they need to make a joe wilson Halloween mask

you could team up with a buddy to have jimmy carter!

Posted: 9/19/2009 6:23:26 PM EDT

[#20]

Ask them if they like Fish Sticks

Posted: 9/19/2009 6:27:20 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
Lipstick, your wife's panties, six-gun on your side in a leather cowboy belt and holster.

That should get you started.

You think that is funny? I once saw a guy dressed in exactly that outfit, plus stockings and garters at a fasching parade in Mainz.

Posted: 9/19/2009 6:29:23 PM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
Hidden video camera and catch them saying something stupid. Bonus points if you can nail them for illegal activity.

You might use this opportunity to launch an undercover investigation to expose voter fraud in 2010.

This has possibilities.

eta: we need a list of stings to use so that they will be so paranoid they will close up the pledge shop.

Posted: 9/19/2009 6:38:31 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:

Have some fun with them. Get some pics while acting like they are your new buddies. The kick their asses out and post your exploits.

My brother and I had a good time with a satellite tv salesman who was making the rounds a couple weeks ago. We invited him in and he got real excited thinking he was going to close a deal. We all sat down at the kitchen table and my brother got out a bottle of Jack Daniels and three glasses and slammed it on the table. He said, "lets get to drinking and talk some business." My brother and I started slamming Jack shots and this guy started getting real edgy. Then I started asking what kind of porno they had on their system. I think the theme song from Deliverance started playing in his head and he practically ran out of the house. We laughed for hours over that guy.

Why the fuck would you find that acceptable or even funny to pull that shit on someone who is probably just trying to put food on the table for him and his family.

I cried from laughing so hard at this...probably one of the funniest things I've seen on Arfcom, Drsalee. Kudos.

Posted: 9/19/2009 6:48:38 PM EDT

[#24]

Fuck why does this never happen in my neighborhood...

Posted: 9/19/2009 6:51:16 PM EDT

[#25]

Wear a boot on your head, a trench coat, wear a ducky flotation device around your waist, and have a big tube that looks like a bazooka under your arm.

If anyone has the comic strip, please post it...

Posted: 9/19/2009 6:57:18 PM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:

Wear a boot on your head, a trench coat, wear a ducky flotation device around your waist, and have a big tube that looks like a bazooka under your arm.
If anyone has the comic strip, please post it...

The Far Side
How nature says, "Do not touch."
Has a rattlesnake, a blow fish and a cat all hunched up.
I have it on the wall at work. If I remember, I'll make a copy and post it

Posted: 9/19/2009 7:06:25 PM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Wear a boot on your head, a trench coat, wear a ducky flotation device around your waist, and have a big tube that looks like a bazooka under your arm.

If anyone has the comic strip, please post it...

The Far Side

How nature says, "Do not touch."

Has a rattlesnake, a blow fish and a cat all hunched up.

I have it on the wall at work. If I remember, I'll make a copy and post it

Found it

Thanks!!!

Posted: 9/19/2009 7:32:33 PM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:
Invite them in and have them for dinner.

This is actually the BEST answer.

See if there is ANY chance that you can turn them around. They are idiots, try to tell them what is wrong with what they are doing...if you can.

Posted: 9/19/2009 8:12:35 PM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Invite them in and have them for dinner.

This is actually the BEST answer.

See if there is ANY chance that you can turn them around. They are idiots, try to tell them what is wrong with what they are doing...if you can.

A little hard to turn them around as you're stuffing them in the oven..

Posted: 9/19/2009 8:24:15 PM EDT

[#30]

Tell them you already got girl scout cookies from the other girls that showed up ealier.

Posted: 9/19/2009 8:40:39 PM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Invite them in and have them for dinner.

This is actually the BEST answer.

See if there is ANY chance that you can turn them around. They are idiots, try to tell them what is wrong with what they are doing...if you can.

A little hard to turn them around as you're stuffing them in the oven..

And you never heard of a bone saw?