beer femininity


Beer: You have to hope that this study is flawed, but the evidence seems
irrefutable. Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that the results of a recent study strongly suggests the presence of female hormones in beer, and further suggests that men should take a look at their beer
consumption. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men were each fed 8 pints of beer within a one-hour period.

The study found the following:

100% of the men gained weight.

80% talked excessively without making sense.

50% became overly emotional.


60% couldn't drive.

75% failed to think rationally.

50% argued over nothing.

20% had to sit down while urinating; the other 80% should have.

60% couldn't perform sexually.

90% refused to apologize when wrong.

No further testing is planned.

Haaahaaaa! That's a keeper.


But they forgot to check memory loss.