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Posted: 6/18/2009 8:22:02 AM EDT

I said your right.
We'll both be me

Posted: 6/18/2009 8:23:08 AM EDT

[#1]

When I got married I became "none"

Posted: 6/18/2009 8:26:09 AM EDT

[#2]

one what?

Posted: 6/18/2009 8:45:53 AM EDT

[#3]

WHEN WE BEGIN TO ARGUE, I JUST REMINDED HER THAT I PROPOSED WITH THE FOLLOWING CLAUSES :" I DO NOT KNOW WHERE I WILL BE IN TEN YEARS" AND "WILL YOU JOIN MY LIFE?".

THEREFOR: I WILL WIN ALL FIGHTS 'CUZ SHE SAID THAT SHE WANTS "TO BE WITH ME", AND I SAID "I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING."

THUS: IT'S ALL HER FAULT..... NOW , MAKE ME A SANDWITCH

Posted: 6/18/2009 8:46:59 AM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:
WHEN WE BEGIN TO ARGUE, I JUST REMINDED HER THAT I PROPOSED WITH THE FOLLOWING CLAUSES :" I DO NOT KNOW WHERE I WILL BE IN TEN YEARS" AND "WILL YOU JOIN MY LIFE?".

THEREFOR: I WILL WIN ALL FIGHTS 'CUZ SHE SAID THAT SHE WANTS "TO BE WITH ME", AND I SAID "I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING."

THUS: IT'S ALL HER FAULT..... NOW , MAKE ME A SANDWITCH

caps lock dude

Posted: 6/18/2009 8:51:40 AM EDT

[#5]

Eject!

Posted: 6/18/2009 8:54:17 AM EDT

[#6]

If that was the case, then I get to play with "our" poon anytime I want, right?

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Posted: 6/18/2009 9:10:54 AM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
If that was the case, then I get to play with "our" poon anytime I want, right?

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That is self love.

Posted: 6/18/2009 9:12:51 AM EDT

[#8]

Posted: 6/18/2009 9:14:57 AM EDT

[#9]

Posted: 6/18/2009 9:16:28 AM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a225/Couch-Commando/ejectmasterpiece.jpg

OLD!

DUPE!

Posted: 6/18/2009 9:18:51 AM EDT

[#11]

An old fuddy duddy?

Stick in the mud mebbe?

Posted: 6/18/2009 9:18:56 AM EDT

[#12]

Stick it in her butt and act suprised when she doesn't enjoy it as much as you do, since you're the same and all...

Posted: 6/18/2009 9:20:35 AM EDT

[#13]

I try real hard to get inside her.

Posted: 6/18/2009 9:25:04 AM EDT

[#14]

Hold that thought - if you're truly one, wouldn't any sexual contact be incest?

Just sayin'...

Posted: 6/18/2009 9:32:17 AM EDT

[#15]

Nothing like co-dependency to make your life miserable.

This is her excuse for trying to control you, tell you how to live, what to do, when to do it, etc.

This is part of (a BIG part) the reason my ex and I divorced.

Posted: 6/18/2009 9:35:36 AM EDT

[#16]

I tell my wife that she can't turn me down for sex because she was bought and paid for.

Posted: 6/18/2009 9:37:33 AM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
When I got married I became "none"

Does your neighbor "none" know you're impersonating him?

Posted: 6/18/2009 9:53:39 AM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
I said your right.
We'll both be me

Go F*** yourself?

Posted: 6/18/2009 9:54:31 AM EDT

[#19]

My wife says she's going to file a civil suit against my Xbox for interfering with "marital bliss" or some such thing. Whatever. Precious Xbox!

Posted: 6/18/2009 10:10:41 AM EDT

[#20]

Posted: 6/18/2009 10:16:14 AM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
Nothing like co-dependency to make your life miserable.

Worth repeating.

Posted: 6/18/2009 10:19:43 AM EDT

[#22]

You do become one –– a family.

However this does NOT sacrifice your individuality.

Any woman who says otherwise deserves a studio apartment with 87 cats and to forever remain an old maid.

_MaH

Posted: 6/18/2009 10:20:58 AM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Nothing like co-dependency to make your life miserable.

Worth repeating.

I thought the whole point of marriage was institutionalized co-dependence?

If there's no co-dependence at all, is a "couple" really any more than roommates or fuck-buddies?

Posted: 6/18/2009 10:21:31 AM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
WHEN WE BEGIN TO ARGUE, I JUST REMINDED HER THAT I PROPOSED WITH THE FOLLOWING CLAUSES :" I DO NOT KNOW WHERE I WILL BE IN TEN YEARS" AND "WILL YOU JOIN MY LIFE?".

THEREFOR: I WILL WIN ALL FIGHTS 'CUZ SHE SAID THAT SHE WANTS "TO BE WITH ME", AND I SAID "I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING."

THUS: IT'S ALL HER FAULT..... NOW , MAKE ME A SANDWITCH

That logic will surely lead to a long, happy marriage.

Posted: 6/18/2009 10:23:12 AM EDT

[#25]

Dude, your screwed.

Posted: 6/18/2009 10:23:34 AM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
WHEN WE BEGIN TO ARGUE, I JUST REMINDED HER THAT I PROPOSED WITH THE FOLLOWING CLAUSES :" I DO NOT KNOW WHERE I WILL BE IN TEN YEARS" AND "WILL YOU JOIN MY LIFE?".

THEREFOR: I WILL WIN ALL FIGHTS 'CUZ SHE SAID THAT SHE WANTS "TO BE WITH ME", AND I SAID "I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING."

THUS: IT'S ALL HER FAULT..... NOW , MAKE ME A SANDWITCH

This post reminds me of an Alice Cooper song

_MaH