It is summer.  There are a lot of wasps out.  I like to assassinate the little stinging suckers.  We have rose bushes they like to hide in.  My wife likes taking baths with rose petals.  I like to please my wife so we got a little frisky after her bath.  Apparently, there is enough nerve agent left on rose petals, which are soaked in bath water,  to turn your mouth and lips numb for 15 minutes or so.  So........do not mess with wasp killer and rose bushes.  This is the end of the public service announcement.

i know what to add to my shopping list tonight.





bottle of wine- scan, beep, bag

whipped cream- scan, beep, bag

handcuffs- scan, beep, bag

rope- scan, beep, bag

baby oil- scan, beep, bag

kibbles n bits- scan, beep, bag

plastic tarp- scan, beep, bag

shop vac- scan, beep, bag

condoms- scan, beep, bag

roses- scan, beep, bag

shovel- scan, beep, bag



wasp killer- scan, beep, bag

Thanks for the heads up!

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Condoms?  seriously WTF????

I'm a bit more concerned with the kibble, who is he planning on seducing?