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Posted: 6/15/2009 3:45:57 PM EDT
How many painful ways can you think of to put an end to the painful, obnoxous, rankings of Billy Mays???? If that creep was giving away free $$$$ I wouldn't accept.
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Posted: 6/15/2009 3:47:30 PM EDT
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kill your TV.
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Posted: 6/15/2009 3:48:39 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/15/2009 3:49:07 PM EDT
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Billy is full, complete, unadulterated capitalism.
His obnoxious voice is music to my ears. |
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Posted: 6/15/2009 3:53:38 PM EDT
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Don't buy his stuff and he'll go away.
The fact is that he hawks things people actually want, or at least think they want. Until that changes, he will continue to be on TV showing off a better beard than you will ever have. 
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Posted: 6/15/2009 3:55:41 PM EDT
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I can't beleive he has a tv show.
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Posted: 6/15/2009 3:56:39 PM EDT
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How many painful ways can you think of to put an end to the painful, obnoxous, rankings of Billy Mays???? If that creep was giving away free $$$$ I wouldn't accept. There is at least one knob on your TV that will accomplish this. |
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Posted: 6/15/2009 3:56:42 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/15/2009 3:57:20 PM EDT
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Next week is Billy Wows, coming to a station near you!
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Posted: 6/15/2009 3:58:26 PM EDT
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You do know that Billy Mays, along with Anthony Sullivan, have their own TV series about the products that they endorse, right?
 Pitchmen:Discovry Channel |
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Posted: 6/15/2009 3:59:51 PM EDT
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Couple of nights on the town with Vince from ShamWow would probably get him shot by a pimp or a angry husband.
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Posted: 6/15/2009 4:01:08 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/15/2009 4:01:10 PM EDT
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You can't get rid of Billy Mays.
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Posted: 6/15/2009 4:04:51 PM EDT
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Isn't that guy a pretty big republican?
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Posted: 6/15/2009 4:07:07 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/15/2009 4:07:23 PM EDT
[#15]
"You're gonna love my nuts!" |
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Posted: 6/15/2009 4:10:35 PM EDT
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Quoted: Billy is full, complete, unadulterated capitalism. THIS ! Billy personally negotiates with each potential client. Billy gets an up-front fee just to make the commercial. Billy gets a piece of the action. Billy's batting average ( winners) is .600. I don't like Billy's voice any better but I no longer laugh at Billy !! 5sub |
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Posted: 6/15/2009 4:12:13 PM EDT
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Mr. T is selling some kind of cooking contraption, and he's pretty low-key. Check out the channels in the 40-60's on your dial
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Posted: 6/15/2009 4:13:59 PM EDT
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Billy Mays/ Vince STEEL CAGE DEATHMATCH!!!!
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Posted: 6/15/2009 4:14:25 PM EDT
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At some point, I want to 'visit with' the woman who made the recordings to delay any possible help on the CABLE HELP line !!  5sub |
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Posted: 6/15/2009 4:18:18 PM EDT
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Posted: 6/15/2009 4:20:36 PM EDT
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Is there anything that guy doesn't sell?
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Posted: 6/15/2009 4:21:22 PM EDT
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Is there anything that guy doesn't sell? ShamWow and SlapChop
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Posted: 6/15/2009 4:31:35 PM EDT
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Is there anything that guy doesn't sell? ShamWow and SlapChop george forman grill |
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Posted: 6/15/2009 4:33:21 PM EDT
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"You're gonna love my nuts!" LOL! yes sir! 
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Posted: 6/15/2009 4:34:53 PM EDT
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oxy-kill
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Posted: 6/15/2009 4:38:20 PM EDT
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Billy Mays is awesome.
I watch his commercials just to watch him gesticulate. The guy is a legend. |
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Posted: 6/15/2009 4:42:23 PM EDT
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Marty Faye of the 2000's
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Posted: 6/15/2009 4:45:00 PM EDT
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what the hell ever happened to ronco? ron popeil? (sp)
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Posted: 6/15/2009 4:46:40 PM EDT
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trenchgun, check out my date of enrollment
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Posted: 6/15/2009 4:47:51 PM EDT
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someone kidnapped his kid and cut off his ear as proof of life
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Posted: 6/15/2009 4:49:28 PM EDT
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I can't beleive he has a tv show. I can't believe how big of a fucking pussy he is on his show |
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Posted: 6/15/2009 4:52:25 PM EDT
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Say what you will but Billy flat out sells shit. |
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Posted: 6/15/2009 4:54:29 PM EDT
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Quoted:
Quoted:
How many painful ways can you think of to put an end to the painful, obnoxous, rankings of Billy Mays???? If that creep was giving away free $$$$ I wouldn't accept. There is at least one knob on your TV that will accomplish this. 
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Posted: 6/15/2009 4:55:08 PM EDT
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what the hell ever happened to ronco? ron popeil? (sp) didnt he die? |
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Posted: 6/15/2009 4:59:21 PM EDT
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what the hell ever happened to ronco? ron popeil? (sp) didnt he die? Nope. Still making rotisseries at 74. |
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Posted: 6/15/2009 5:04:36 PM EDT
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Say what you will about Billy, but he can produce. A Ginsu knife hawker at the county fair, he isn't. He also seems to be pretty passionate about the stuff he sells.
I really like that Discovery show he has. A lot goes on behind the scenes. |
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Posted: 6/15/2009 5:14:21 PM EDT
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how much??
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Posted: 6/15/2009 6:01:59 PM EDT
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Quoted: trenchgun, check out my date of enrollment Unreal !! 5sub |
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Posted: 6/15/2009 6:03:17 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: what the hell ever happened to ronco? ron popeil? (sp) didnt he die? Nope. Still making rotisseries at 74. Think the Dad died.....he invented the Pocket Fishing deal. 5sub |
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Posted: 6/15/2009 6:08:20 PM EDT
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Dude's a poster boy for the bear community.
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Posted: 6/15/2009 6:14:13 PM EDT
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Quoted:
http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll111/AKSig/billymays-1.jpg
Say what you will but Billy flat out sells shit. HOLY SHIT, IT'S HANK SCORPIO! |
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Posted: 6/15/2009 6:20:30 PM EDT
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 Good stuff. What I like about Mays is he's unabashed about selling you stuff. Unlike a talk radio host, for example. |
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