Since I learned that dowsing rods can detect water, gold, buried electric lines, and the sex of decomposed bodies, does anyone know how effective they would be at detecting swine flu virus?

I have a couple of old coat hangers laying around and I wondered if I should maybe bend them into an "L" shape and bring em with me to Walmart on my next ammo run.

I wonder if they work on liberals too.

Are you trying to divide by 0 or something, fucker?