Saw a quick headline on CNN at lunch today.  Steven Spielberg hurt & on crutches from a "scooter" accident.  No details.  Could it be??

Ooooooooh!   I can see those "unsafe at any speeds" lawsuits now.

I can't wait to see the first "IT jacking".

What about the first IT-by shooting?

I'm waiting for IT with a rifle rack or a forward mounted Squad Auto-lol

How about First Sex Act on IT - Would it be a "Standing 69"?

In tough  preppy and yuppy suburban neightborhoods like Boston, Irvine, and Cupertino, IT riding gang members wear their gang-color polo shirts, flash their gang-signs via wireless PDA, pimp their sorority and secretary pool ho's, fight each other with side-mounted-sight chrome-plated gangster-style Glocks with mother-of-pearl handle(it's gangsta only if you make under $45K/year with no master degrees) over Starbuck franchise territories.

Did I mention their ITs are only 1" off the ground, and will bounce up and down to the booms of Bose subwoofers?