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Posted: 12/10/2001 1:00:51 PM EDT
[#1]
RIGHT! Who's got the pox?
Who's got a boil on the bum? Who's got... SEMPRINI!!!! |
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Posted: 12/10/2001 1:11:34 PM EDT
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Quoted: Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is not a basis for government....... to wield supreme executive power requires a mandate from the masses, not participation in some farcical aquatic ceremony [NI] "Look, if I ran around saying I was king simply because some watery tart loft me a scepter, you'd say I was LOOOOONEY!" |
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Posted: 12/10/2001 1:31:16 PM EDT
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"So you think you could out-clever us French fellows with your silly knees-bent creeping about advancing behaviour? I wave my private parts at your aunties, you mealy-templed, cranberry-smelling, electric donkey-bottom biters".
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Posted: 12/10/2001 1:33:51 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is not a basis for government....... to wield supreme executive power requires a mandate from the masses, not participation in some farcical aquatic ceremony [NI] "Look, if I ran around saying I was king simply because some watery tart loft me a scepter, you'd say I was LOOOOONEY!" No no no! "If I went 'round, saying I was an emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!" |
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Posted: 12/10/2001 1:49:05 PM EDT
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Quoted: "Broads lying in ponds passing out swords is no basis for a stable form of government." "Just because some wa'ery tart lobbed a scimitar..." I don't think I've ever watched that movie without having something come out my nose LOL "Stop pickin' your nose!" "I wasn't picking it, I was scratching it." "You were pickin' it, while you were talkin' to that lady!" "There's no squire in here!" |
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Posted: 12/10/2001 2:13:53 PM EDT
[#6]
"But I came here for an argument...."
"Oh, this is abuse. Arguments are 2 doors down." "We are the Knights who say..........[NI]" |
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Posted: 12/10/2001 2:29:20 PM EDT
[#7]
"the castle of ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
"welcome to the castle antrax" |
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Posted: 12/10/2001 2:38:10 PM EDT
[#8]
A fish, a fish, a fishy ooooo!
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Posted: 12/10/2001 3:01:44 PM EDT
[#9]
"Look, it's people like you what cause unrest." (fish license skit)
"Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit. When your assailant lunges at you with a passion fruit..." "VOOM"?!? Mate, this bird wouldn't "voom" if you put four million volts through it! 'E's bleedin' demised!" |
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Posted: 12/10/2001 3:13:19 PM EDT
[#10]
"All right! I AM the Messiah. Now f**k off!"
"How shall we f**k off, o Lord?" |
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Posted: 12/10/2001 3:23:43 PM EDT
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Every time I read or hear about Palistine, or see Yasser Arafats mug I think about the "Life of Brian"
And I still love how Fox News Channel kept showing the Black Knight sketch at the end of the News with Britt Hume back during the election debacle. My favorite scene though is from "Life of Brian"- someone will have to help me because I cant remember the lines- but it was the "Secret Meeting" and the question was "What have the Romans done for us". Everytime someone whines about "imperialism" I think of that scene. |
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Posted: 12/10/2001 4:55:32 PM EDT
[#12]
"well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he'll be very keen. Uh, he's already got one, you see."
"What?" "He says they've already got one." "Are you sure?" "Oh yes, it's very nice." |
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Posted: 12/10/2001 5:45:33 PM EDT
[#13]
Hijacker: "Take this bus to Cuba!"
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Posted: 12/10/2001 6:02:15 PM EDT
[#14]
I have GOT to buy the complete Flying Circus DVD set!!
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Posted: 12/10/2001 6:06:08 PM EDT
[#15]
Rule Number 6:
There is NO rule Number 6! |
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Posted: 12/10/2001 6:07:22 PM EDT
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Quoted: "I fart in your general direction" "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries" [size=4]DITTO[/size=4] |
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Posted: 12/10/2001 7:10:37 PM EDT
[#17]
" Suicide squad..........ATTACK !! "
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Posted: 12/10/2001 9:28:30 PM EDT
[#18]
"IIIII like Chinese. . . . I like Chinese. . . .
They only come up to your knees. . . ." |
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Posted: 12/11/2001 8:57:40 AM EDT
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(At the funeral parlor)
"Are you suggesting EATING my mother?!" "Y.. Yeah.. Not raw, cooked!" "Well... I do feel a bit pekish.." "Tell you what. If you have second thoughts after, we could dig a grave, and you can throw up in it." |
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Posted: 12/11/2001 10:13:27 AM EDT
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1. "...and I'd like her to look upon me as her own Dad, in a very real and legally binding sense."
2. "Camelot... that's good pig country isn't it?" 3."Look at the bones lad?!?!?" 4.Regarding the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. "...Fruitbats and Orangutans and Breakfast Cereals...alright, alright, skip a bit....and the counting shall be to three. Not to two, unless it be on the way to three and not to four. Five is right out." (paraphrase) |
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Posted: 12/11/2001 3:18:46 PM EDT
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Uhh,... I think I'd better come clean with you about this. It's, um,-- it's not a virus, I'm afraid. You see, a virus is what we doctors call very, very small. So small, it could not possibly have made off with a whole leg. What we're looking for here is, I think,-- And this is no more than an educated guess, I'd like to make that clear. ...Is some multi-cellular life form with stripes, huge razor-sharp teeth, about eleven foot long, and of the genus Felis Horribilis: what we doctors, in fact, call a 'tiger'.
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Posted: 12/11/2001 3:40:21 PM EDT
[#22]
SPAM!
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Posted: 12/11/2001 10:17:55 PM EDT
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Quoted: Every time I read or hear about Palistine, or see Yasser Arafats mug I think about the "Life of Brian" And I still love how Fox News Channel kept showing the Black Knight sketch at the end of the News with Britt Hume back during the election debacle. My favorite scene though is from "Life of Brian"- someone will have to help me because I cant remember the lines- but it was the "Secret Meeting" and the question was "What have the Romans done for us". Everytime someone whines about "imperialism" I think of that scene. All right. But apart from the sanitation, the medecine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system, and public health... What have the Romans ever done for us? |
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Posted: 12/11/2001 10:34:37 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Every time I read or hear about Palistine, or see Yasser Arafats mug I think about the "Life of Brian" And I still love how Fox News Channel kept showing the Black Knight sketch at the end of the News with Britt Hume back during the election debacle. My favorite scene though is from "Life of Brian"- someone will have to help me because I cant remember the lines- but it was the "Secret Meeting" and the question was "What have the Romans done for us". Everytime someone whines about "imperialism" I think of that scene. All right. But apart from the sanitation, the medecine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system, and public health... What have the Romans ever done for us? Ahh yes... that scene is priceless. |
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