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Posted: 7/19/2008 4:31:36 PM EDT
south african 308 will shatter a 25lb cast iron weight plate at 50 yards
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 4:33:18 PM EDT
[#1]
don't slide around on brass during a action shoot match (today)
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 4:33:23 PM EDT
[#2]
Need to heat up leftover dinner an extra 30 seconds for it to be relativly warm
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 4:36:09 PM EDT
[#3]
Impossible Quiz isn't impossible. (just extremely difficult)
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 4:36:11 PM EDT
[#4]
Charcoal is the superior grilling method. (first time cooking with charcoal today).
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 4:37:39 PM EDT
[#5]

Quoted:
Charcoal is the superior grilling method. (first time cooking with charcoal today).



wtf...?  
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 4:42:51 PM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Charcoal is the superior grilling method. (first time cooking with charcoal today).



wtf...?  


Calm down you old fuck.

Not everyone sees the light at the same time in their life.  And even then... it's baby food till the meat.  Just ask St. Paul.

Dave S

Sometimes "gas" is only good for poofing the covers to get back at the old lady.
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 4:46:46 PM EDT
[#7]
Always don ALL of your gear before entering the scene.


Link Posted: 7/19/2008 4:47:00 PM EDT
[#8]

Quoted:

Sometimes "gas" is only good for poofing the covers to get back at the old lady.


Link Posted: 7/19/2008 4:49:33 PM EDT
[#9]
Thick toilet lid covers can make the lid and seat fall at inopportune moments.
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 4:52:38 PM EDT
[#10]
You can paint two + rooms with one gallon of "khaki" paint, but if you choose a variant of "red" for an accent wall, you will use the whole gallon on that wall, and spend more time on that one wall than it took you to finish the two rooms in khaki.  

ETA - even though you're a rockstar while edging with the khaki paint, it is advisable to go ahead and use tape with the red, because you WILL fuck it up somewhere between the 1st and 5th coats...........
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 4:52:40 PM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:
Thick toilet lid covers can make the lid and seat fall at inopportune moments.
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 4:52:47 PM EDT
[#12]
The Panasonic AJ-HDX900P will in fact downconvert to SD automatically.  
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 4:54:47 PM EDT
[#13]
Women are FAR messier than men..
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 4:54:57 PM EDT
[#14]
I need to show up at the St Arnolds Brewery more than one hour early if I want to get a table.
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 4:55:52 PM EDT
[#15]
Phenomenal twice-daily pre-marital sex often does not evolve into a good marriage.
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 4:57:37 PM EDT
[#16]
I learned to NOT eat the chicken at the greasy spoon joint across the street.

(my ass is STILL regretting it and I ate there yesterday)
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 4:59:40 PM EDT
[#17]

Quoted:
Phenomenal twice-daily pre-marital sex often does not evolve into a good marriage.


duhhh
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 5:02:17 PM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:
You can paint two + rooms with one gallon of "khaki" paint, but if you choose a variant of "red" for an accent wall, you will use the whole gallon on that wall, and spend more time on that one wall than it took you to finish the two rooms in khaki.  

ETA - even though you're a rockstar while edging with the khaki paint, it is advisable to go ahead and use tape with the red, because you WILL fuck it up somewhere between the 1st and 5th coats...........



You should have painted the wall black prior to applying the red paint.  
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 5:04:11 PM EDT
[#19]
What I learned today:

In hot weather, farts tend to embed themselves in A/C systems of cars.
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 5:07:25 PM EDT
[#20]
Important lesson for the day?

Women will listen to common sense and logic when they're wrong......................

-JC
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 5:10:38 PM EDT
[#21]
I learned that I do not want kids anytime soon in the near future. I watched my niece (9months) and my nephew (3 years) today and I am extremely tired with a splitting headache.
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 5:12:16 PM EDT
[#22]
Entering a cave requiring that you pass through ice cold water with 2 inches of airspace will result in a fucking miserable 4-hour cave trip...
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 5:13:42 PM EDT
[#23]
Sometimes there just aren't enough rocks
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 5:15:00 PM EDT
[#24]
Sprint is a horrible company
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 5:16:11 PM EDT
[#25]
That, as long as the headspacing is OK, I really dig my new Golani Sporter.


Sly
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 5:17:15 PM EDT
[#26]
Russian chicks are easily offended
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 5:17:22 PM EDT
[#27]

Quoted:

Quoted:
You can paint two + rooms with one gallon of "khaki" paint, but if you choose a variant of "red" for an accent wall, you will use the whole gallon on that wall, and spend more time on that one wall than it took you to finish the two rooms in khaki.  

ETA - even though you're a rockstar while edging with the khaki paint, it is advisable to go ahead and use tape with the red, because you WILL fuck it up somewhere between the 1st and 5th coats...........



You should have painted the wall black prior to applying the red paint.  


Yea - I read that you need to use a good dark primer before doing reds, but I guess I thought that since they were nice clean walls in a brand new construction, the rules of primer could be ignored.  

Ah well - the thread is about lessons learned, right?  
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 5:19:37 PM EDT
[#28]
When I don't drink I eat a shit ton of food out of boredom.
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 5:24:58 PM EDT
[#29]
Do not use "Nair" to remove hair from your nut sack..
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 5:25:28 PM EDT
[#30]

Quoted:
Do not use "Nair" to remove hair from your nut sack..
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 5:30:41 PM EDT
[#31]

Quoted:
Phenomenal twice-daily pre-marital sex often does not evolve into a good marriage.

Doesn't have to but it can Ask me how I know!
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 5:44:46 PM EDT
[#32]

Quoted:
Entering a cave requiring that you pass through ice cold water with 2 inches of airspace will result in a fucking miserable 4-hour cave trip...


AQUA cave in Bath county ???????????

I love that cave
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 5:55:24 PM EDT
[#33]
Using the sights on a pistol usually means you will shoot better.
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 6:18:14 PM EDT
[#34]

Quoted:
Important lesson for the day?

Women will listen to common sense and logic when they're wrong......................

-JC



Since when?
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 6:25:31 PM EDT
[#35]

Quoted:
Sprint is a horrible company


ouch
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 6:38:01 PM EDT
[#36]
Walmart in Utica, NY at 8:30 on a Saturday night is a total freak show. I feel like I just came from the set of "The Hills Have Eyes 2".  
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 6:41:03 PM EDT
[#37]
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 10:06:08 PM EDT
[#38]
a standard cooking pot will not stop a .22 rim fire.


Its not to be used as a makeshift helmet for WWIII,  
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 10:26:21 PM EDT
[#39]
When you go to picl up your shit from your ex and her new man toy is there and hes an ass, the best way to get rid of him is to tell him"hey, shes a freak, so far i was her first and only, but no matter where you kiss or touch her, my cum has been there."
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 10:29:50 PM EDT
[#40]
Cats do not respond to verbal commands, or even cajoling.

They WILL, however, respond to a 100fps airsoft pellet striking them broadside.
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 10:31:33 PM EDT
[#41]
ouch.

don't work for free.  just becouse I was good @ working on it 20 years ago does not mean I'm good @ it now.
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 10:35:44 PM EDT
[#42]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Sprint is a horrible company


ouch


I'm trying to buy a new phone.  Today I found out that I have to sign up for a completely different policy to be able to use this particular phone.  Since we use one of their family plans, this amounts to ~$70 more a month just to be able to use this damned phone.  

We use less than 700 minutes per month.  There isn't a family plan available with less than 1500 minutes for use with this phone, though.
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 10:40:50 PM EDT
[#43]
Make sure there is beer in the fridge before grilling up the steaks.
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 10:41:56 PM EDT
[#44]
When you get a developer buffer tank overflow alarm, you have to hold the HH level alarm switch down and do a dummy dispense of developer that will lower the level of developer in the buffer tank below the HH sensor and that will allow the alarm to re-set.
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 10:42:44 PM EDT
[#45]
The cheaper than dirt warehouse has a whole section dedicated to humorous bumper stickers, but no reloading supplies.
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 10:48:49 PM EDT
[#46]
Lets see...

A .50BMG bolt action rifle has less felt recoil than a 12ga. shotgun.

It takes a few seconds for the sound of a thousand yard hit to get back to the shooter.

Now I know what all the .50 fuss is all about, and I want one.
Link Posted: 7/19/2008 10:54:36 PM EDT
[#47]
Watching our wedding video with friends get's my wife emotional and horny at the same time.
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 12:43:15 AM EDT
[#48]
dont mix beer and wine
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 12:46:05 AM EDT
[#49]

Quoted:
I learned to NOT eat the chicken at the greasy spoon joint across the street.

(my ass is STILL regretting it and I ate there yesterday)
or was it the cajun tater salad
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 12:52:52 AM EDT
[#50]
Sometimes its good to take the thermometer out.....
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