Tried to buy eye candy, store clerk looked at me weird.

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Tried to buy eye candy, store clerk looked at me weird.

Posted: 6/5/2008 1:44:41 PM EDT

I keep hearing about eye candy and want to buy some. Where can you find it? Is it like hard candy or something chewy?

I went to the local candy store and the clerk looked at me like I was crazy.

Posted: 6/5/2008 1:46:13 PM EDT

[#1]

You got to find the gumball machines. A lot of times they have the eye candy in there.

Posted: 6/5/2008 1:47:27 PM EDT

[#2]

You're lucky you didn't get your face slapped.

Posted: 6/5/2008 1:47:34 PM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:
... Is it like hard candy or something chewy? ...

well, i guess it could be both.

Posted: 6/5/2008 1:47:56 PM EDT

[#4]

Uhhhhh.......wut?

Posted: 6/5/2008 1:47:56 PM EDT

[#5]

Nose candy is probably easier to find...just watch out for the police

Posted: 6/5/2008 1:48:30 PM EDT

[#6]

Here ya go:

Posted: 6/5/2008 1:49:05 PM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
Nose candy is probably easier to find...just watch out for the police

I heard that goes good with hookers

Posted: 6/5/2008 1:49:44 PM EDT

[#8]

Go buy some prop wash while you at it!

Posted: 6/5/2008 1:50:48 PM EDT

[#9]

"can i buy just pussy magnet without car? How much?"

Posted: 6/5/2008 1:51:22 PM EDT

[#10]

Eye Candy

Terror Eyes bubble gum...

Posted: 6/5/2008 1:51:24 PM EDT

[#11]

^

Quoted:
Here ya go:

www.theyrecoming.com/extras/zombiefest/sculptfaceweye.jpg
www.mallrat.com/uploaded_images/oozingeyeballs-743914.jpg

and

Posted: 6/5/2008 3:15:22 PM EDT

[#12]

It comes in a tiny bottle, like Visine, but it is sweet.

Unless you get the Jalapeno flavored eye candy, then WATCH OUT!

Posted: 6/5/2008 3:18:27 PM EDT

[#13]

Lemon juice eye candy sucks too.

Reminds me of a shot called "The Sniper" Get a vodka shot with lemon slice, down the shot, then squirt the lemon in your eye.

Posted: 6/5/2008 3:19:10 PM EDT

[#14]

Posted: 6/5/2008 3:20:50 PM EDT

[#15]

Yup, the clerk had no right to look at me weird.

Posted: 6/5/2008 3:23:16 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
Lemon juice eye candy sucks too.

Reminds me of a shot called "The Sniper" Get a vodka shot with lemon slice, down the shot, then squirt the lemon in your eye.

That sounds like a prank to pull on a buddy who is acting badass on his 21st...

errrr maybe an enemy...

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