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Posted: 6/5/2008 12:35:34 AM EDT
I got to thinking tonight-Every time I am at a gunshow, I see the same fatasses lumbering around in camo vietman vests.  Why can't gun folks get in shape? It would help our image if gun folks weren't seen as a bunch of jelly bellies with beards and long hair.

And confederate flags are just not cool.
Link Posted: 6/5/2008 12:36:52 AM EDT
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Why can't gun folks get in shape?


Cuz BBQ is gooooood.
Link Posted: 6/5/2008 12:38:05 AM EDT
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Why can't gun folks get in shape?


Cuz BBQ is gooooood.


Appropriate answer.

/thread
Link Posted: 6/5/2008 12:38:43 AM EDT
[#3]
I agree.  Don't get me wrong. . . . .but why not lift some weights or go for a jog?
Link Posted: 6/5/2008 12:38:47 AM EDT
[#4]
I've been playing more tennis lately asshole.
Link Posted: 6/5/2008 12:39:54 AM EDT
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I've been playing more tennis lately asshole.


Aren't you the guy who somebody wants to blow or something?
Link Posted: 6/5/2008 12:39:57 AM EDT
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I agree.  Don't get me wrong. . . . .but why not lift some weights or go for a jog?


fatties anger me also
Link Posted: 6/5/2008 12:40:53 AM EDT
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I agree.  Don't get me wrong. . . . .but why not lift some weights or go for a jog?


[Spoken like a true fatty at heart] Hm, I'm sure you must be perfect in every way if you have all this time to judge others for the way they look. [/Spoken like a true fatty at heart]
Link Posted: 6/5/2008 12:45:25 AM EDT
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I've been playing more tennis lately asshole.


Aren't you the guy who somebody wants to blow or something?


What's your point?  Tennis is definitely not a gay sport.  I played 3 years in high school.  Hooked up with a few cheerleaders and other hot bitches during that time.  Details in other thead.  If you think tennis is gay, blow me. Tennis fucking rules.  
Link Posted: 6/5/2008 12:50:46 AM EDT
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I've been playing more tennis lately asshole.


Aren't you the guy who somebody wants to blow or something?


What's your point?  Tennis is definitely not a gay sport.  I played 3 years in high school.  Hooked up with a few cheerleaders and other hot bitches during that time.  Details in other thead.  If you think tennis is gay, blow me. Tennis fucking rules.  


Sorry...  Tennis IS ghey.
Link Posted: 6/5/2008 12:52:34 AM EDT
[#10]
5'-11" and 163 pounds.  Go figure.  I haven't worn camo since getting out of the Army.

My resting HR is 48.  Does that tell you anything else?

Link Posted: 6/5/2008 12:52:51 AM EDT
[#11]
I can pinch an inch.
Link Posted: 6/5/2008 12:54:47 AM EDT
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I've been playing more tennis lately asshole.


Aren't you the guy who somebody wants to blow or something?


What's your point?  Tennis is definitely not a gay sport.  I played 3 years in high school.  Hooked up with a few cheerleaders and other hot bitches during that time.  Details in other thead.  If you think tennis is gay, blow me. Tennis fucking rules.  


Sorry...  Tennis IS ghey.


You're a fuckin tool.
Link Posted: 6/5/2008 1:00:05 AM EDT
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I got to thinking tonight-Every time I am at a gunshow, I see the same fatasses lumbering around in camo vietman vests.  Why can't gun folks get in shape? It would help our image if gun folks weren't seen as a bunch of jelly bellies with beards and long hair.

And confederate flags are just not cool.


The last part of your post is what will piss more people off than anything else you said. Yea there are a lot of fat dudes who like guns. Nothing wrong with that. It's actually a sign of a wealthy society. Most of the world is starving, or on the borderline. That Americans are fat is more a reflection of our wealth than anything. And as far as the confederate flag goes they need to get over it. There were honorable people and scoundrels on both sides. It's settled.  It sucked for all involved. When I see the confederate flag I think it is just sad. Both for the Southerners and Northerners who dies in that monstrosity.
Link Posted: 6/5/2008 1:02:21 AM EDT
[#14]
People who don't like guns don't like them because gun owners are fat, have beards, long hair, wear camo and Confedrate flags. If gun owners lost weight, cut their hair, shaved and dressed like yuppies, the assault on our freedoms would cease.

Or maybe, people who don't like guns don't like them because gun owners are stupid.
Link Posted: 6/5/2008 1:02:51 AM EDT
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5'-11" and 163 pounds.  Go figure.  I haven't worn camo since getting out of the Army.

My resting HR is 48.  Does that tell you anything else?



Holy shit, you're a skinny motherfucker. I'm the same height, and I was 155 in HS. I was a bean pole. You've only got 8lbs on my HS weight.
Link Posted: 6/5/2008 1:09:12 AM EDT
[#16]
Oh you caught me I'm; 6 foot, 210lbs, and I won't step outside the house without wearing my homemade confederate flag suit!
Link Posted: 6/5/2008 1:10:57 AM EDT
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I agree.  Don't get me wrong. . . . .but why not lift some weights or go for a jog?


[Spoken like a true fatty at heart] Hm, I'm sure you must be perfect in every way if you have all this time to judge others for the way they look. [/Spoken like a true fatty at heart]


AS a matter of fact, yes I am in excellent shape. And I'm fucking huge as well. 6'2" 275 lbs. and no fucking gut. Or beard.

Link Posted: 6/5/2008 1:13:53 AM EDT
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I've been playing more tennis lately asshole.


Aren't you the guy who somebody wants to blow or something?


What's your point?  Tennis is definitely not a gay sport.  I played 3 years in high school.  Hooked up with a few cheerleaders and other hot bitches during that time.  Details in other thead.  If you think tennis is gay, blow me. Tennis fucking rules.  


Tennis is very gay for dudes. You are gay. The end. With guys named ROD, ANDRE, PANCHO, JIMMIE, SERENA, VENUS, etc. how can that not be gay?
Link Posted: 6/5/2008 1:15:12 AM EDT
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I got to thinking tonight-Every time I am at a gunshow, I see the same fatasses lumbering around in camo vietman vests.  Why can't gun folks get in shape? It would help our image if gun folks weren't seen as a bunch of jelly bellies with beards and long hair.

And confederate flags are just not cool.


+1.
Link Posted: 6/5/2008 1:19:51 AM EDT
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I've been playing more tennis lately asshole.


Aren't you the guy who somebody wants to blow or something?


What's your point?  Tennis is definitely not a gay sport.  I played 3 years in high school.  Hooked up with a few cheerleaders and other hot bitches during that time.  Details in other thead.  If you think tennis is gay, blow me. Tennis fucking rules.  


Tennis is very gay for dudes. You are gay. The end. With guys named ROD, ANDRE, PANCHO, JIMMIE, SERENA, VENUS, etc. how can that not be gay?


You're an idiot.
Link Posted: 6/5/2008 1:23:49 AM EDT
[#21]
Well, I don't have anybody texting me wanting to blow me!!

You played tennis because you were too gay to play a real sport.
Link Posted: 6/5/2008 1:25:42 AM EDT
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Well, I don't have anybody texting me wanting to blow me!!


......the fuck does that have to do with ANYTHING?  So a homo finds me attractive?  So do a lot of women. Get over it.  
Link Posted: 6/5/2008 1:26:42 AM EDT
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Well, I don't have anybody texting me wanting to blow me!!


......the fuck does that have to do with ANYTHING?  So a homo finds me attractive?  So do a lot of women. Get over it.  



What kind of a tool wears a viking helmet?
Link Posted: 6/5/2008 1:27:55 AM EDT
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Well, I don't have anybody texting me wanting to blow me!!


......the fuck does that have to do with ANYTHING?  So a homo finds me attractive?  So do a lot of women. Get over it.  



What kind of a tool wears a viking helmet?


It's a tinfoil hat.  It's a long running joke on here. What's your point?
Link Posted: 6/5/2008 1:29:23 AM EDT
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Well, I don't have anybody texting me wanting to blow me!!

You played tennis because you were too gay to play a real sport.


You seriously can't think that playing tennis has anything to do with someone's sexual orientation can you?
Link Posted: 6/5/2008 1:30:03 AM EDT
[#26]
You look like some low-budget 70's porn actor
Link Posted: 6/5/2008 1:31:06 AM EDT
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Well, I don't have anybody texting me wanting to blow me!!

You played tennis because you were too gay to play a real sport.


You seriously can't think that playing tennis has anything to do with someone's sexual orientation can you?


He's a dumb fuck. Clearly he does.
Link Posted: 6/5/2008 1:31:25 AM EDT
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I've been playing more tennis lately asshole.


Aren't you the guy who somebody wants to blow or something?


What's your point?  Tennis is definitely not a gay sport.  I played 3 years in high school.  Hooked up with a few cheerleaders and other hot bitches during that time.  Details in other thead.  If you think tennis is gay, blow me. Tennis fucking rules.  


Sorry...  Tennis IS ghey.


Yup, especially compared to a man's sport like squash.
Link Posted: 6/5/2008 1:31:31 AM EDT
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You look like some low-budget 70's porn actor


You sound jealous of me.  I pitty you.
Link Posted: 6/5/2008 1:44:59 AM EDT
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I agree.  Don't get me wrong. . . . .but why not lift some weights or go for a jog?


[Spoken like a true fatty at heart] Hm, I'm sure you must be perfect in every way if you have all this time to judge others for the way they look. [/Spoken like a true fatty at heart]


AS a matter of fact, yes I am in excellent shape. And I'm fucking huge as well. 6'2" 275 lbs. and no fucking gut. Or beard.

i32.photobucket.com/albums/d37/pieceofstink/MVC-027S.jpg


That can't really be you you. If it is, you look like a dork. Nobody who looks like that would post a picture of themselves unless they were some kind of an idiot. FWIW, you do have a little extra fat. If that is you, which I suspect it isn't. I think your thread was meant to be some kind of joke because nobody can be that stupid.
Link Posted: 6/5/2008 2:00:25 AM EDT
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I agree.  Don't get me wrong. . . . .but why not lift some weights or go for a jog?


[Spoken like a true fatty at heart] Hm, I'm sure you must be perfect in every way if you have all this time to judge others for the way they look. [/Spoken like a true fatty at heart]


AS a matter of fact, yes I am in excellent shape. And I'm fucking huge as well. 6'2" 275 lbs. and no fucking gut. Or beard.

i32.photobucket.com/albums/d37/pieceofstink/MVC-027S.jpg


That pic is old as dirt or your a giant dork. Your not 275 and lean your def. fat prolly about 20% bf judging by the looks of it. I question if your even 275 there.
Link Posted: 6/5/2008 2:03:16 AM EDT
[#32]
$500 says I can kick your ass.
Link Posted: 6/5/2008 2:06:21 AM EDT
[#33]
Looks like this thread isn't turning out as someone had hoped.
Link Posted: 6/5/2008 2:07:32 AM EDT
[#34]

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$500 says I can kick your ass.


Dont hate because I hit the gym 6 days a week
Link Posted: 6/5/2008 2:09:55 AM EDT
[#35]
Fat-check
Old-check
Owns lots-o-guns-check
Confederate flag-I wear mine on the inside

Sounds like you've got life all figured out. Good luck with your bright shiny future.
Link Posted: 6/5/2008 2:10:32 AM EDT
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$500 says I can kick your ass.


With or without weapons?  I'm a 6' 3", 200 lb, out of shape sumbitch, but with weapons, I think I have a chance.
Link Posted: 6/5/2008 2:12:27 AM EDT
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$500 says I can kick your ass.


This looks like the start of one of the biggest events ever to be started on ARFCOM.

I'm in for $10 for the pot and a side bet of $20 on osprey21.

Osprey21 VS 37thknucklehead
Link Posted: 6/5/2008 2:13:50 AM EDT
[#38]
I like the Confederate Flag for the sole reason that it pissed the libs off.

Link Posted: 6/5/2008 2:15:14 AM EDT
[#39]

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I got to thinking tonight-Every time I am at a gunshow, I see the same fatasses lumbering around in camo vietman vests.  Why can't gun folks get in shape? It would help our image if gun folks weren't seen as a bunch of jelly bellies with beards and long hair.

And confederate flags are just not cool.


fuck our image, honestly why do you give a shit?  there are constantly people on here trying to bitch about how everyone should be in shape... I just dont get it.  I run 10+ miles a week and bike almost 100 so I understand personal motivation to stay in shape but I really dont care to get all pissed off at others who do not make it a priority and I dont understand why you would.

and i get your point about the beards too... we should probably drag everyone out back with a beard and give them ten lashings for not falling into what you consider proper grooming standards

-Mike
Link Posted: 6/5/2008 2:15:36 AM EDT
[#40]
And as far as tennis goes.

Unless you are making millions, playing tennis with another guy is gay.

If you are playing with a chick then that old rule about nothing being gay if it gets you pie applies.
Link Posted: 6/5/2008 2:16:45 AM EDT
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I got to thinking tonight-Every time I am at a gunshow, I see the same fatasses lumbering around in camo vietman vests.  Why can't gun folks get in shape? It would help our image if gun folks weren't seen as a bunch of jelly bellies with beards and long hair.

And confederate flags are just not cool.


fuck our image, honestly why do you give a shit?  there are constantly people on here trying to bitch about how everyone should be in shape... I just dont get it.  I run 10+ miles a week and bike almost 100 so I understand personal motivation to stay in shape but I really dont care to get all pissed off at others who do not make it a priority and I dont understand why you would.

and i get your point about the beards too... we should probably drag everyone out back with a beard and give them ten lashings for not falling into what you consider proper grooming standards

-Mike


Dude, chill out. He's just a
Link Posted: 6/5/2008 2:18:12 AM EDT
[#42]
Riddle me this Einstein- What if you play tennis in a sleeveless T shirt that has a confederate flag, and get $10 blowjobs in between sets from a female hooker with a British accent?  I think that makes EVERYONE ELSE gay.


Link Posted: 6/5/2008 2:19:40 AM EDT
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I like the Confederate Flag for the sole reason that it pissed the libs off.



Whenever I see them I think white trash hillbilly. I dont see it as offensive, just dumb.
Link Posted: 6/5/2008 2:20:18 AM EDT
[#44]
Lean-and-mean, clean-shaven, and I'm a gun-owning, son-o-the-South (and no, I don't even own a confederate flag).

Stereotypes suck.
Link Posted: 6/5/2008 2:20:18 AM EDT
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I got to thinking tonight-Every time I am at a gunshow, I see the same fatasses lumbering around in camo vietman vests.  Why can't gun folks get in shape? It would help our image if gun folks weren't seen as a bunch of jelly bellies with beards and long hair.

And confederate flags are just not cool.


fuck our image, honestly why do you give a shit?  there are constantly people on here trying to bitch about how everyone should be in shape... I just dont get it.  I run 10+ miles a week and bike almost 100 so I understand personal motivation to stay in shape but I really dont care to get all pissed off at others who do not make it a priority and I dont understand why you would.

and i get your point about the beards too... we should probably drag everyone out back with a beard and give them ten lashings for not falling into what you consider proper grooming standards

-Mike


Dude, chill out. He's just a


oops, had a couple drinks came home and saw a repeat of the weekly thread got and did not read the rest until i posted.... carry on

-Mike
Link Posted: 6/5/2008 2:25:52 AM EDT
[#46]










Like a retard with a drum set...
Link Posted: 6/5/2008 2:28:19 AM EDT
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I got to thinking tonight-Every time I am at a gunshow, I see the same fatasses lumbering around in camo vietman vests.  Why can't gun folks get in shape? It would help our image if gun folks weren't seen as a bunch of jelly bellies with beards and long hair.

And confederate flags are just not cool.


fuck our image, honestly why do you give a shit?  there are constantly people on here trying to bitch about how everyone should be in shape... I just dont get it.  I run 10+ miles a week and bike almost 100 so I understand personal motivation to stay in shape but I really dont care to get all pissed off at others who do not make it a priority and I dont understand why you would.

and i get your point about the beards too... we should probably drag everyone out back with a beard and give them ten lashings for not falling into what you consider proper grooming standards

-Mike


Dude, chill out. He's just a


Seriously WTF?!!?

He slung about five personal attacks at you in this thread and his OP is made me dumber for even acknowledging it.
Link Posted: 6/5/2008 2:31:11 AM EDT
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I got to thinking tonight-Every time I am at a gunshow, I see the same fatasses lumbering around in camo vietman vests.  Why can't gun folks get in shape? It would help our image if gun folks weren't seen as a bunch of jelly bellies with beards and long hair.

And confederate flags are just not cool.


Yup.

That's me....

You gotta problem with it?

CPO SWCC US Navy (Retired)
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