A1, A2, M4, whatever.

M60 machinegun? Never met one that I couldn't make SING!

M2 Browning? M202 Flash? M3 submachinegun? I can make them WORK!

M72 LAW? Good to go. M47 Dragon? Do I got a story about that! Mortars? Another great story there!

Military dynamite, C4, ANFO, been there, done that, what a blast!

Combloc captured AK types, Claymores, fucking gernades, I've been there, done that too.

But, what I cannot do, what I absolutely have no skill at, is...
The hula  hoop.

I seriously cannot hula hoop. If the only way you could kill zombies is with a hula hoop, they'd be drooling bits of my brains.

If you could defeat extraterrestrial invaders with a hula hoop, I'd pretty much be constant fodder for the anal probulator.

So, who else her has no hula hoop ability?

i dunno. Not sure i have ever even tried a hulla hoop.

Never tried

wtf

Quoted: wtf

  I think its a woman thing.

I remember when they first came out.my older sisters had them but I could make them work.sisters could .

I'm pretty good at it..

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGDszp-DhI4

Yes, of course. ...back in 1971!!

I watched the Hudsucker Proxy once.

I know funny when I see it, and I'm pretty sure this post is it.

I can also Hula hoop, it's not hard once you get the hang of it.

Its all in the hips baby

The key is the diameter of the hula-hoop relative to your belly.  When I was 10 with a 24" waist I could do it.  Now that the belly is 38" I need one with a 62"+ Diameter.  They don't come that big.....YMMV

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If you were standing on a turntable, which was spinning in an equal and opposite velocity as the hula hoop...