They think they’re so tough with their green skin, their ray guns, and their saucers...

but I know their bodies are just as fragile as mine, and thusly they’re vulnerable to a barrage of stones and beer cans thrown by me and my neighbors.
AND LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING! I’m not afraid of their Martian transponders, either. Their fancy  radio technology can’t intimidate me!
And as to their ‘World Domination’ plan, I say, “Oooooohhhh, scary! The Martians are going to take over! I’m sooooooooo scared! I don’t know what to do!” Ha ha ha he he ho Ha ha ha he he ho Ha ha ha he he ho Ha ha ha he he ho Ha ha ha he he ho!

Get out of here before I call the cops!...Nuts!

Sorry...I didn't get much sleep last night due to a medical problem. I'm a little giddy today.
I thought I saw a little green guy in the file room at work, but I just need to relax.

[(:|)] Boo!

I hope spaceships show up one day.  I can't wait to watch all the stupid rednecks shootin the hell out of 'em with shotguns and .30-.30's.