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Posted: 11/2/2001 2:41:49 AM EDT
The man whose ego knows no bounds is back in the news with this little quip made to Heather Mills, the 'blond' fiancee of Paul McCartney:

November 2, 2001 -- Bill Clinton has reportedly said he is better trained to handle America's terrorism crisis than President Bush.
Heather Mills, the blond fiancée of Paul McCartney, said the former president made the revelation to her recently when she asked if he still wanted to be in the White House.

"I said to Clinton, ‘Do you wish you were president now?' and he said, [b]‘I feel I would be better trained for it, more prepared,'[/b] " Mills said, according to Ananova news service.

"It must be frustrating for him."

Clinton's spokeswoman, Julia Payne, could not be reached for comment last night.

But Mills also defended Bush: "I did not like Bush before this happened, but now I find him very human."

by Bill Hoffmann

This article is from NYPostOnline at:[url]
http://www.nypost.com/news/nationalnews/33176.htm[/url]

Eric The(WonderWhyShe'sReferredToAsThe'Blond'FinaceeOfMcCartney?Hmmm?)Hun[>]:)]
Link Posted: 11/2/2001 3:06:14 AM EDT
[#1]
That worthless piece of shit needs to shut up.  F-U Clinton.

radioman
Link Posted: 11/2/2001 3:26:02 AM EDT
[#2]

That worthless piece of shit needs to shut up.  F-U Clinton.
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Very well said.
Link Posted: 11/2/2001 3:31:24 AM EDT
[#3]
"B-but- y'all don't understand: it's all about ME!"

I don't know whether to laugh or cry, so what the hell- I'll throw up, instead.
Link Posted: 11/2/2001 3:33:02 AM EDT
[#4]
They are still trying to create chinks in Bush's armor by raising false ideas that they can make use of later.  As it stands now the Demo's are cooked.  The only way they can win is by creating the impression, which will be grabbed onto by many, that the war is not going well.  This will be blamed on Bush. So this is what we must fight.

Benjamin
Link Posted: 11/2/2001 3:38:08 AM EDT
[#5]
Trying to undermine the President in a time of
war to further his own personal agenda......

What a true American patriot.

Sit down and shut the fuck up, Willy.
Link Posted: 11/2/2001 3:57:36 AM EDT
[#6]
"Monica.....I said lick my erection....not wreck my election".............[spank]
Link Posted: 11/2/2001 4:01:29 AM EDT
[#7]
[img]http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20011025/imdf25102001120633a.jpg[/img]

"Those boobs are for me?"
Link Posted: 11/2/2001 4:07:45 AM EDT
[#8]
Listen... I despise Clinton as much as anyone, but a perfectly reasonable interpretation of the quote in question is that Clinton, after 8 years in office, would feel more capable of dealing with a crisis than he might have earlier in his term. He did not say or infer anything comparing his abilities to Bush's.

I feel Bush's greatest attribute is that he recognizes the need to suppress his ego (unlike Clinton) and to surround himself with capable lieutenants. I have confidence in the Bush presidency because of people like Cheney and Rumsfeld.
 
Link Posted: 11/2/2001 4:14:10 AM EDT
[#9]
Quoted:
"Monica.....I said lick my erection....not wreck my election".............[spank]
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Dammit Monica, I said "Suck up my erection, not
phuck up my election."
Link Posted: 11/2/2001 4:24:18 AM EDT
[#10]
and he said, [b]‘I feel I would be better trained for it, more prepared,'[/b] " Mills said,
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[img]http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/lolup.gif[/img]Klinton,[b] SHUT THE #### UP!!!! [/b] Why the hell don't you go play out in the middle of the friggen expressway or something! [img]http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/bangin.gif[/img]
Link Posted: 11/2/2001 4:28:47 AM EDT
[#11]
Link Posted: 11/2/2001 4:33:27 AM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:
[img]http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20011025/imdf25102001120633a.jpg[/img]


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                                               "Protien Stains?......I`m SURE she said...Eatin` aint` cheatin`.."
Link Posted: 11/2/2001 4:49:57 AM EDT
[#13]
Link Posted: 11/2/2001 4:53:04 AM EDT
[#14]
The man would say anything to get a piece of ass, and any woman who would hold a conversation with himis fair game.

Shit, *all* of us have told women stuff to get them in bed, every single one of us. (Males that is), clinton just has a bigger stick to use.
Link Posted: 11/2/2001 5:11:10 AM EDT
[#15]
1.  Klinton was and is a POS.

2.  I think kyle has summed up what the quote really is all about.

3.  See (1) above.
Link Posted: 11/2/2001 5:15:32 AM EDT
[#16]
Quoted:
Listen... I despise Clinton as much as anyone, but a perfectly reasonable interpretation of the quote in question is that Clinton, after 8 years in office, would feel more capable of dealing with a crisis than he might have earlier in his term. He did not say or infer anything comparing his abilities to Bush's.
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Screw that self-aggrandizing prick. If he was better prepared and more capable, why is Bush having to solve a problem that Clinton just stood by and watched fester? Remember the first attack on the World Trade Center in 1993? The Khobar Towers bombing in Saudi Arabia? The USS Cole? The US embassies in Tanzania and Kenya? Those were all al-Qaeda. What did X42 do? He launched a couple of Tomahawks and killed a damned asprin factory to distract us all from his dick and Monica's stained dress. He accomplished exactly zero when he was in office and had all the power and force at hand to carry out this war, so he should just shut his frickin piehole and watch the show with the rest of us.
Link Posted: 11/2/2001 5:15:44 AM EDT
[#17]
If he were still in office he would have thrown up his hands and surrendered to the bastards when the second plane hit.
Link Posted: 11/2/2001 5:18:40 AM EDT
[#18]
Of course he would look how well he handled Bin Laden in the past.
Link Posted: 11/2/2001 5:19:51 AM EDT
[#19]
Link Posted: 11/2/2001 5:42:15 AM EDT
[#20]
Willy had his war against Osama..in Somolia and lost.  The only thing he cold do better then President Bush is chase interns.
Link Posted: 11/2/2001 5:45:50 AM EDT
[#21]
maybe we should find a fat girl to help Bush make command decisions.
Link Posted: 11/2/2001 6:32:26 AM EDT
[#22]
Bill Clinton is responsible for this mess that we are in today. He decimated the CIA during his reign.
Link Posted: 11/2/2001 6:49:45 AM EDT
[#23]

Eric the Hun, if you are still contemplating changing your moniker--how about "Eric the Instigator?"  Methinks you just started this thread to get me all fired up first thing in the morning.  LOL
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"Eric" is the name causing the furor.  How about "Klinton the Instigator" [:D]

Klinton has an amazing ego, blocking out all negative opinion, and considering himself always right.  Sorta reminds me of garandman.
Link Posted: 11/2/2001 7:00:57 AM EDT
[#24]

‘I feel I would be better trained for it, more prepared,'
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Yup, with Monica Lewinski under the table...
Link Posted: 11/2/2001 7:05:43 AM EDT
[#25]
My long term goal in life is to be able to live long enough to piss on Klinton's grave.
Link Posted: 11/2/2001 7:14:25 AM EDT
[#26]
Quoted:
My long term goal in life is to be able to live long enough to piss on Klinton's grave.
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That will be the day!

Bring the dog to poop and piss, then I'll take a leak.  He'll have yellow dead grass on his grave and everyone else will have green grass.
Link Posted: 11/2/2001 7:21:16 AM EDT
[#27]
Link Posted: 11/2/2001 8:10:53 AM EDT
[#28]
picture bill loose and chasin all those burka babe's....
Link Posted: 11/2/2001 8:17:36 AM EDT
[#29]
You had your chance Klinton, you blew it. [-!-]
Link Posted: 11/2/2001 8:23:40 AM EDT
[#30]
Quoted:

‘I feel I would be better trained for it, more prepared,'
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Yup, with Monica Lewinski under the table...
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... he'd certainly be more 'relaxed.' [:D]

God Bless Texas
Link Posted: 11/2/2001 8:30:51 AM EDT
[#31]
He would be too busy with Monica Bin-Suckin...
Link Posted: 11/2/2001 8:53:59 AM EDT
[#32]
Well, on the upside, he might have sent Hillary over there and she wouldn't have come back.
Link Posted: 11/2/2001 10:43:23 AM EDT
[#33]
Clinton had his chance to win this war.  He was President for 8 years but wasted his time getting blown by fat, dumb interns.  He should have been after Bin Laden after the first WTC bombing and Mogodishu, but instead he is carping now about how much better a job he could do.  Ugh.  What a loser.

GunLvr
Link Posted: 11/2/2001 11:04:28 AM EDT
[#34]
anybody remember the asprin [for real] factory klintoon blew up in africa?  his aim is and was off just like on monica's dress.  he's no better than dog stuff on the pavement
Link Posted: 11/2/2001 11:22:43 AM EDT
[#35]
[img]http://x.photo.free.fr/photo/actualite/ani_clintonnose.gif[/img]
Link Posted: 11/2/2001 11:46:12 AM EDT
[#36]
Quoted:
Quoted:
"Monica.....I said lick my erection....not wreck my election".............[spank]
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Dammit Monica, I said "Suck up my erection, not
phuck up my election."
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I never told Monica to lie in disposition...I told her to "lay in this position".
Link Posted: 11/2/2001 1:30:43 PM EDT
[#37]
How about watching that draft dodging Democrat place the wreath at the foot of the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier. Every time I watched that scene It  made me ill. How could anyone with a modicum of decency vote for such a person. I hope he finally settles in England, with the rest of his socialist friends.
Link Posted: 11/2/2001 2:31:52 PM EDT
[#38]
Link Posted: 11/2/2001 4:38:48 PM EDT
[#39]
Link Posted: 11/2/2001 4:47:32 PM EDT
[#40]
Bill clintoon is a total piece of shit along with his tree trunk legged wife, who is also a piece of shit as well as a total bitch. Hey perhaps I should not hold back on how I continue to feel about these two self-centered a--holes that screwed the whole country and continue to do so.
Link Posted: 11/2/2001 5:18:27 PM EDT
[#41]
PRIVATE CITIZEN CLINTON......................................................I love it.........[argue]........................................................."Clinton...Monica, are my clothes done yet?........Monica...I don`t know bill, are YOU done yet?".......[spank]
Link Posted: 11/2/2001 5:22:18 PM EDT
[#42]
I guess all of the draft dodging has him better trained to deal with this.
Link Posted: 11/2/2001 5:22:22 PM EDT
[#43]
he couldn't manage a hard on!

[beer]


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