I was at a gun show, looking at a table full of knives, and I asked the guy if he had a Columbia River model M16-01F Carbon Fiber folder.
He looks me in the eye and says, "No, they're not making it anymore. The little fibers can come out of the handle, get imbedded in your skin and KILL YOU."
Me: "Uhh..OK. Thanks."
This has got to set a new record for Gun Show bullshit. [%|]