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Posted: 12/1/2007 2:59:42 PM EDT
Have you seen this?

I cant believe they could convince her to hold that "upgrade" bling piece in her mouth.

she cant be hard up for cash, the commercial is retarded.

see it here

my favorite part, besides the "upgrade" plate on her mouth, is when she claps her hands two times, snaps her head to the side, dancing all out of wack...I don't know what it is ...but it drives me nutty man, bug nutty.

I think she (Beyonce) is HOT but this commercial makes me hate direct Tv or what ever she is selling...

rant off
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 3:01:59 PM EDT
[#1]
+1

I thought the fact that she did a DirectTV commercial was ghey when i saw it, and for it to be that tacky on top of it.

Money talks I guess.
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 3:02:31 PM EDT
[#2]
+1
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 3:07:34 PM EDT
[#3]
I am sure made 10 million for doing that. Not bad for a days work.
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 3:07:42 PM EDT
[#4]
sucky commercial
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 3:08:15 PM EDT
[#5]
I cant stand it....
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 3:09:35 PM EDT
[#6]
Ya sure that aint a body double with the thing in her mouth?
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 3:09:49 PM EDT
[#7]
Definitely a strange one, musta' cost a bunch.
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 3:10:34 PM EDT
[#8]
ya no shit... i have direct tv and want to stick a rusty nail in my eye about 20 times a day when it comes on
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 3:11:55 PM EDT
[#9]

she cant be hard up for cash, the commercial is retarded.


She doesn't NEED to be  hard up for cast. Celebrity commercials pay VERY well.

ETA

And as for being a 'sucky' commercial: You remembered it, didn't you? THAT is what they want: for you to remember the commercial. They don't CARE if the commercial sucks... they just want you to remember the message. And as sucky as the commercial is, Beyonce is HAWT.  That's why they put her in that commercial: you are likelier to forgive them for a dumb commercial. (You don't see Rosie doing many commercials, do you?)
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 3:14:08 PM EDT
[#10]
I am glad you started this thread, I can't F N stand that stupid ass commercial, I want to put something in her mouth alright!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 3:15:25 PM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:
I am glad you started this thread, I can't F N stand that stupid ass commercial, I want to put something in her mouth alright!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I rest my case.
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 3:15:47 PM EDT
[#12]
Shit I would have let them take pics of me with that "bling" stuck up my browneye for the check she got for that commercial. She wasn't making $10 an hour to film that man.
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 3:16:34 PM EDT
[#13]
I remember it because "upgrade" is the name of the pimp in the movie Idiocracy.
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 3:20:09 PM EDT
[#14]
hell look at all the advertisments on tv, everyones always dirty dancing to tires, satelite dishes, hambergers, etc... we live in a hip hop nation until the next fad comes in
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 3:21:42 PM EDT
[#15]
i was saying the same thing 2 weeks ago...lame commercial like the stupid coors light nfl coach voice crap.
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 3:22:56 PM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:
hell look at all the advertisments on tv, everyones always dirty dancing to tires, satelite dishes, hambergers, etc... we live in a hip hop nation until the next fad comes in


we live in a hip hop nation until the next fad comes in



I would like the next big fad to be rick rolling.
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 3:42:54 PM EDT
[#17]

Quoted:

she cant be hard up for cash, the commercial is retarded.


She doesn't NEED to be  hard up for cast. Celebrity commercials pay VERY well.

ETA

And as for being a 'sucky' commercial: You remembered it, didn't you? THAT is what they want: for you to remember the commercial. They don't CARE if the commercial sucks... they just want you to remember the message. And as sucky as the commercial is, Beyonce is HAWT.  That's why they put her in that commercial: you are likelier to forgive them for a dumb commercial. (You don't see Rosie doing many commercials, do you?)


yeah, I understand the theory,
I just thought the "upgrade" gold plate in her mouth was ...

I dont know , might be enforcing some stereo type, or it just seems low class.

I guess that's my beef.
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 3:45:25 PM EDT
[#18]
Master Card commercial,My Favorite Things,mmmmmmm,Penelope is Hot,I say!
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 3:47:22 PM EDT
[#19]

Quoted:
hell look at all the advertisments on tv, everyones always dirty dancing to tires, satelite dishes, hambergers, etc... we live in a hip hop nation until the next fad comes in


I wonder if I could be put into an artificially induced coma until then...
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 3:53:28 PM EDT
[#20]
She had somethin in her teeth?  All I could see was those nice legs and ass bouncing around.  
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 4:01:30 PM EDT
[#21]
See, if you had HD, you can see that she's really naked between the rings........


You need to upgrade!
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 4:07:00 PM EDT
[#22]
I hate that commercial.  Everytime it is on I think.

"Hey, Beyonce.  Aaliyah called, they are at the airport and they finally convinced the Bahamian pilot to let them load all the baggage.  Hurry before you miss the flight!"
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 5:55:16 PM EDT
[#23]
It is a difficult commercial to watch.
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 6:08:25 PM EDT
[#24]

Quoted:
She had somethin in her teeth?  All I could see was those nice legs and ass bouncing around.  


it's a commercial?!?!?

all I see is hottie chick shakin' her thang....

Link Posted: 12/1/2007 6:11:44 PM EDT
[#25]
Its annoying - but that is precisely why you remember it.  Which is what they want.

See? It works....
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 6:30:35 PM EDT
[#26]
sex sells
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 6:31:27 PM EDT
[#27]
sex sells


Link Posted: 12/1/2007 6:32:52 PM EDT
[#28]

Quoted:

Quoted:
She had somethin in her teeth?  All I could see was those nice legs and ass bouncing around.  


it's a commercial?!?!?

all I see is hottie chick shakin' her thang....



Yep.



Link Posted: 12/1/2007 6:34:46 PM EDT
[#29]
Ohh man I thought I was the only one who hated that commercial. The part I cant stand is where she is jiggling and all those rings are bouncing around.
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 6:35:27 PM EDT
[#30]
That shit is gangsta, dog

Looks- good
Acts- hood
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 6:41:43 PM EDT
[#31]

Quoted:
Ohh man I thought I was the only one who hated that commercial. The part I cant stand is where she is jiggling and all those rings are bouncing around.


go watch a belly dancer sometime.

it's a coin dress, and she makes it do stuff.



bow chicka bow bow
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 6:54:24 PM EDT
[#32]
She looked hot in this video:  Beyonce
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 6:59:29 PM EDT
[#33]

Quoted:
She had somethin in her teeth?  All I could see was those nice legs and ass bouncing around.  


+1
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 7:00:24 PM EDT
[#34]

gotcha
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 7:02:30 PM EDT
[#35]

Quoted:
She looked hot in this video:  Beyonce


I did not see that coming!

Link Posted: 12/1/2007 7:12:48 PM EDT
[#36]
Beyounce and Shakira

http://youtube.com/watch?v=j1jOQ9VxW-A

Link Posted: 12/1/2007 8:08:00 PM EDT
[#37]
Remember who the target audience is the commerercial is for.
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