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Posted: 10/29/2007 11:10:22 AM EDT
Damn, I am getting several DOZEN emails a day advertising shit for
increasing the size of my member, and another dozen or so for Viagra. Should I keep entering my email on their "do not contact" form?  |
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Posted: 10/29/2007 11:10:56 AM EDT
[#1]
Because its small?
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Posted: 10/29/2007 11:11:08 AM EDT
[#2]
cause you have a small pecker?
eta: dammit ziti |
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Posted: 10/29/2007 11:11:32 AM EDT
[#3]
IBTBD (In Before The Big Dicks)
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Posted: 10/29/2007 11:11:34 AM EDT
[#4]
Your wife signed you up for their mailing list.
 Kharn |
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Posted: 10/29/2007 11:11:44 AM EDT
[#5]
Maybe your wife is sending in your email address to those companies....subtle hint?
 ETA: Damn, Kharn! Beat me by 10 secs! |
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Posted: 10/29/2007 11:11:47 AM EDT
[#6]
I don't know Tiny, maybe you could tell us why.
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Posted: 10/29/2007 11:11:52 AM EDT
[#7]
You really should have called that bitch like you promised, that one time. |
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Posted: 10/29/2007 11:13:20 AM EDT
[#8]
Stop surfing teh Pron
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Posted: 10/29/2007 11:14:17 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/29/2007 11:14:55 AM EDT
[#10]
I don't know what she is complaining about. If I doubled my size to 24", she would be PISSED. 
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Posted: 10/29/2007 11:14:58 AM EDT
[#11]
They can't all be wrong, can they?
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Posted: 10/29/2007 11:15:43 AM EDT
[#12]
That spam mostly comes from Chinese servers. I am sure that you can figure out the rest.
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Posted: 10/29/2007 11:22:39 AM EDT
[#13]
+1 guilty too
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Posted: 10/29/2007 11:23:06 AM EDT
[#14]
HMMMMM......When you pee, do you piss on your balls?
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Posted: 10/29/2007 11:23:55 AM EDT
[#15]
I get them for weight loss.
I am 5' 7 and 140 lbs If I lost all they say I could I would disappear |
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Posted: 10/29/2007 11:25:29 AM EDT
[#16]
if that shit really worked ALL guys would take it whether they really needed it or not.
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Posted: 10/29/2007 11:27:40 AM EDT
[#17]
Do you drive a BMW?
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Posted: 10/29/2007 11:27:47 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/29/2007 11:30:31 AM EDT
[#19]
The truth hurts. Don't worry, the pain will subside.
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Posted: 10/29/2007 11:41:00 AM EDT
[#20]
Mrs. The_Reaper: "Seen more meat on bacon". |
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Posted: 10/29/2007 11:43:40 AM EDT
[#21]
not a tag
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Posted: 10/29/2007 12:15:53 PM EDT
[#22]
Because you own a Colt?
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Posted: 10/29/2007 1:46:46 PM EDT
[#23]
I own Colt, Glock, Armalite, S&W, ... Is Colt the one that causes small penis syndrome? |
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Posted: 10/29/2007 1:49:47 PM EDT
[#24]
Start emailing pics of it back too them so they can enter the spec's into the data tables. You just know this stuff is kept in some mysterious great hall of record somewhere.
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Posted: 10/29/2007 2:07:29 PM EDT
[#25]
Don't worry, that's not true at all. I've never thought to form an opinion about your inadequate penis. |
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Posted: 10/29/2007 2:08:06 PM EDT
[#26]
in before the page two ownage
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Posted: 10/29/2007 2:08:32 PM EDT
[#27]
shave it and you will get the extra magical inch
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Posted: 10/29/2007 2:23:36 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/29/2007 2:29:23 PM EDT
[#29]
Maybe, but you sure bitch about the taste. |
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Posted: 10/29/2007 2:52:52 PM EDT
[#30]
x
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Posted: 10/29/2007 2:54:38 PM EDT
[#31]
Everyone thinks you need a bigger penis because you didn't have the stones to support BlueFrog.
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Posted: 10/29/2007 2:56:44 PM EDT
[#32]
That would be Glock, for obvious reasons. |
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Posted: 10/29/2007 3:01:01 PM EDT
[#33]
The question is; who told them about your "problem"?
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Posted: 10/29/2007 3:01:06 PM EDT
[#34]
+1
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Posted: 10/29/2007 3:32:16 PM EDT
[#35]
Better too small than too big... If your too large a women won't go near it... Besides why does everyone think you need a bigger penis? Maybe a pissed of ex signed you up... Maybe one of your friends signed you on as a joke... Some of the guys on my old football team signed the coach up for Sex Addicts Anonymous... Practice was hell the next day...
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Posted: 10/29/2007 3:35:59 PM EDT
[#36]
after i think about it, i get those junk mail in my college email, but i never use it, only my yahoo email.... and no i dont look at pron, dont need to when you go to a college with a 4-1 girl guy ratio
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Posted: 10/29/2007 3:43:05 PM EDT
[#37]
You trying to convince us or yourself ? |
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Posted: 10/29/2007 3:47:09 PM EDT
[#38]
If your wife would wash properly before she comes over I wouldn't have to. POW! |
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Posted: 10/29/2007 3:50:27 PM EDT
[#39]
In before Stoner_Student.
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Posted: 10/29/2007 3:53:19 PM EDT
[#40]
What, you don't find "Ci@Li$" or "Vi@gr@" to be worthwhile? They're trying to help! They're philanthropists!!!
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Posted: 10/29/2007 3:58:01 PM EDT
[#41]
Cause your hung like a Tic Tac, but not nearly as refreshing?
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Posted: 11/7/2007 5:30:32 AM EDT
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Posted: 11/7/2007 5:37:16 AM EDT
[#43]
OK, that's funny.
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Posted: 11/7/2007 6:18:28 AM EDT
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A friend of mine has been taking some stuff he found on the Internet and says he is now huge! Girth too!! His wife says he is too big.
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Posted: 11/7/2007 6:26:21 AM EDT
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PM incoming. |
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Posted: 11/7/2007 10:44:25 AM EDT
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Not saying your friend and his wife didn't say that, but I call B.S. on whether anything other than falioplasty can increase the size. |
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Posted: 11/7/2007 10:50:18 AM EDT
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I got one that said "click here for a bigger penis"...........
Had to replace my mouse after than one.......... |
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Posted: 11/7/2007 11:07:21 AM EDT
[#48]
Don't worry about it, my penis is enormous and I still get them too....
TXL |
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Posted: 11/7/2007 11:08:29 AM EDT
[#49]
lol GET THIS INFO TO LORDTRADER, STAT!!!!! TXL |
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Posted: 11/7/2007 11:26:14 AM EDT
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Mrs. Winmag was complaining to me sunday night, that she kept getting these emails to be like Ron Jeremy. She says to me, Why does everyone want me to be like Ron Jeremy? He is a race car driver isn't he? At this point, I was laughing my ass off. I told her that he drives something, but it doesn't have wheels on it.
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