Afghan Prime-Time TV line-up:
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>MONDAYS:
>8:00  Husseinfeld
>8:30  Mad About Everything
>9:00  Suddenly Sanctions
>9:30  The Brian Bin Ladden Show
>10:00  Allah McBeal
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>TUESDAYS
>8:00  Wheel of Terror and Fortune
>8:30  The Price is Right If Osama Says It's Right
>9:00  Children are Forbidden From Saying the Darndest Things
>9:30  Afghanistan's Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers
>10:00  Buffy the Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer
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>WEDNESDAY
>8:00  U.S. Military Secrets Revealed
>8:30  When Northern Alliance Attacks
>9:00  Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pita Bread
>9:30  Just Shoot Everyone
>10:00  Veilwatch
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>THURSDAY
>8:00  Matima Loves Chachi
>8:30  M*U*S*T*A*S*H
>9:00  Veronica's Closet Full of Long Black Shapeless Dresses and Veils
>9:30  My Two Baghdad's
>10:00  Diagnosis: Heresy
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>FRIDAY
>8:00  Judge Laden
>8:30  Funniest Super 8 Home Movies
>9:00  Captured Northern Alliance Rebels Say The Darndest Things
>9:30  Achmed's Creek
>10:00  No-Witnesses News