You do understand what this is, right?
Rosie's jealous of all Barbie's many accomplishments in life, and seeks to lower her through liberal paranoia and skewed facts to her level of 'overweight plow-horse.' They just make the doll unnaturally thin to save trees. Less fat-ass doll, less cardboard packaging.
I also like the little 'Fun Activities' booklet in there.
"How can we lie to further our goals today?"
"What 'unneccessary rights' can we strip from the populous in the name of the children?"
"Connect the dots to form the nose of our hero, Al Gore." (Thems a lot of dots, kids!)
"Inducing mass paranoid amongst your lideral neighbors through the use of trash publications and misrepresented facts."
Probably a nice inspirational article in that packets, too, by Rosie herself.
"Giving up: How to beat the schoolyard bully."