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Posted: 10/6/2001 9:03:11 AM EDT
As if barbies are not bad enough as it is, projecting a completely unrealistic image and lifestyle upon our youth, now, in retrospect, they have the fat and plumpy Rosie Barbie. Meaning, it's ok to be a blimp, as long as your like Rosie. The 'suit' is a nice cross gender touch. Why don't they just start making transvestite barbies?

I need to go vomit.

FS
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[img]http://store3.yimg.com/I/billbam_1650_4308700[/img]

Link Posted: 10/6/2001 9:10:32 AM EDT
[#1]
Does it come with a feedbag?
This must be the first in a new series of "Livestock Barbies"
Link Posted: 10/6/2001 9:14:29 AM EDT
[#2]
They seemed to have used far too little plastic in that thing...

I mean, come on, was her deal with Mattel that she had to be thin so she could wear Barbie's bikinis?

Pig.
Link Posted: 10/6/2001 9:15:36 AM EDT
[#3]
Should make a decent target at about 200 yards to film and send in to her!!
Link Posted: 10/6/2001 9:20:30 AM EDT
[#4]
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Should make a decent target at about 200 yards to film and send in to her!!
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Uh-huh, see you in court when she has you arrested as a stalker who wants to sexually violate her...[:D] or maybe: [puke]
Link Posted: 10/6/2001 9:26:26 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/6/2001 9:27:33 AM EDT
[#6]
I have to get one.
Just think of all the indecent poses she can be put in! Photographed and put on the web!!!!
Link Posted: 10/6/2001 9:28:30 AM EDT
[#7]
"They seemed to have used far too little plastic in that thing...

I mean, come on, was her deal with Mattel that she had to be thin so she could wear Barbie's bikinis?" posted by FMJunkie


No, they just didn't want to build a new mold for something so cheesy.

And it's not a Rosie Barbie. It's Rosie, friend of Barbie.

Well Barbie can hang out with Rosie all she wants but it won't remove the memories she has of all the dirty little things she did with my G.I. Joe back in the 60s. [:D]
Link Posted: 10/6/2001 9:30:04 AM EDT
[#8]
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I have to get one.
Just think of all the indecent poses she can be put in! Photographed and put on the web!!!!
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Make sure you get Charleton Heston, John Ashcroft, and a few barnyard animal dolls for your photo sessions!
Link Posted: 10/6/2001 9:31:14 AM EDT
[#9]
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Should make a decent target at about 200 yards to film and send in to her!!
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Maybe they'll make a biodegradeable model.  I'm a bit lazy to clean up all the pieces.
:)
Link Posted: 10/6/2001 9:56:53 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/6/2001 10:02:43 AM EDT
[#11]
Ok, NOW she's rady for sale!
[img]http://wsphotofews.excite.com/033/RY/Lh/fL/pb70981.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 10/6/2001 10:19:52 AM EDT
[#12]
I just hope to GOD she is not anatomically correct!

Shudder!!

Zaz
Link Posted: 10/6/2001 10:28:00 AM EDT
[#13]

Well Barbie can hang out with Rosie all she wants but it won't remove the memories she has of all the dirty little things she did with my G.I. Joe back in the 60s. [:D][/quote] That's funny cuz I was just thinking that my Ultimate Soldiers might like some R&R. There oughta be plenty of Rosie to go 'round. Didn't AC/DC write a song about her?
Link Posted: 10/6/2001 10:48:35 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/6/2001 11:53:56 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/6/2001 2:57:46 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/6/2001 3:02:23 PM EDT
[#17]
Its pot belly barbie!!
Link Posted: 10/6/2001 3:50:05 PM EDT
[#18]
And just think-a sex doll of Rosie CAN'T be far behind.
Link Posted: 10/6/2001 4:10:50 PM EDT
[#19]
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And just think-a sex doll of Rosie CAN'T be far behind.
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ahhh my brain  

damn you for puting that horrible horrible image into my head [puke]
Link Posted: 10/6/2001 6:03:55 PM EDT
[#20]
It made my wife and I sick.....does this make Barbie, bi?
saw it at Toys r us, but bought a GI Joe M-8 armored car.....Barbie would rather go with Joe, he is the All American hero!
Link Posted: 10/6/2001 8:37:16 PM EDT
[#21]
Hmm, that looks like a great reactive target for the next range trip. [:D]

God Bless Texas
Link Posted: 10/6/2001 9:41:10 PM EDT
[#22]
That Rosie doll is way out of proportion. I saw her on Conan O'Brian a few days ago and she looked like she way ready for the WWF. G-Damn she's fat!!! Her wrists and ankles are so thick she looks ready to pull a plow.
Link Posted: 10/6/2001 9:49:58 PM EDT
[#23]
I'll take 12.
Link Posted: 10/7/2001 12:31:43 AM EDT
[#24]
Uh, shouldn't she be about 3 times as big as that? The doll looks pretty slim compared to Rosie...
Link Posted: 10/7/2001 2:00:11 AM EDT
[#25]
Typicall barbie, the doll is missing the love handles and stretch marks!
Link Posted: 10/7/2001 4:37:01 AM EDT
[#26]
The Barbie line is not known for being anatomically correct.
Link Posted: 10/7/2001 5:05:56 AM EDT
[#27]
Wonder if they include a coupon for a free box of dounuts with that POS?
Link Posted: 10/7/2001 6:44:59 AM EDT
[#28]
rosie is a pos
Link Posted: 10/7/2001 7:18:24 AM EDT
[#29]
I thought this was just another repulsive internet hoax...[peep]
Link Posted: 10/7/2001 7:20:15 AM EDT
[#30]
You do understand what this is, right?

Rosie's jealous of all Barbie's many accomplishments in life, and seeks to lower her through liberal paranoia and skewed facts to her level of 'overweight plow-horse.' They just make the doll unnaturally thin to save trees. Less fat-ass doll, less cardboard packaging.

I also like the little 'Fun Activities' booklet in there.

"How can we lie to further our goals today?"

"What 'unneccessary rights' can we strip from the populous in the name of the children?"

"Connect the dots to form the nose of our hero, Al Gore." (Thems a lot of dots, kids!)

"Inducing mass paranoid amongst your lideral neighbors through the use of trash publications and misrepresented facts."

Probably a nice inspirational article in that packets, too, by Rosie herself.

"Giving up: How to beat the schoolyard bully."
Link Posted: 10/7/2001 11:09:01 AM EDT
[#31]
I wonder if this rosie doll comes with the leather bra and thong set i saw on ebay and a strap on
Link Posted: 10/7/2001 12:45:10 PM EDT
[#32]
Do they fill it with lead shot to make it more realistic.
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