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Posted: 2/23/2007 11:24:39 AM EDT

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Epicac is a bitch.

oh hell's yeah.

The perp will be "PRT" (puking right there).

Family Guy: The Puking Scene.

One of the best.... I laugh every time I watch it

Posted: 2/23/2007 11:46:10 AM EDT

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Carefully open an "oreo" type cookie and very carefully cut a cicle out of the frosting leaving a ring of frosting on one side of the cookie. Fill the void with the filling of your choice. I like ground red pepper, but you may be more evil than that. Put the two halves back together again and put into a baggie in your lunch bag.

Niiiiiiiiiice!

Posted: 2/23/2007 12:06:38 PM EDT

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I had the same problem with two guys who thought it was funny eating other peoples lunch. I put a nice big Sub in the frig. They took it and ate it. Next day I posted the photos of the sub they ate on the frig with my balls and a pile of dog shit sitting on it. They actually got mad like what we did was wrong.

Posted: 2/23/2007 12:37:49 PM EDT

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years ago when I was a computer operator working night shift, my boss and a friend of his came by the office for some reason Later I went to the fridge to heat up my micro-wave hotdog, and it was gone. My boss had eaten it. I was pissed but didn't have the guts to say anything to my boss because he was a hothead anyway.

that was one hungry night...

Posted: 2/23/2007 12:41:04 PM EDT

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Carefully open an "oreo" type cookie and very carefully cut a cicle out of the frosting leaving a ring of frosting on one side of the cookie. Fill the void with the filling of your choice. I like ground red pepper, but you may be more evil than that. Put the two halves back together again and put into a baggie in your lunch bag.

Hilarity ensues...

efxguy

Holy shit. I LOVE this idea.

I've got a co-worker that I will by trying this with.

Posted: 2/23/2007 12:44:24 PM EDT

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Water line tracer dye. One teaspoon is enough to dye 100 gallons of water. Put a little of that on your sandwich, and he'll be peeing and sweating bright red for a day or two. That ought to make him stand out.

Excellent idea.

And tracer dye is cheap.

Posted: 2/23/2007 12:45:16 PM EDT

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The girls at my father's office (though I use it too) have a love-hate relationship with food, especially sweets. They will buy them all day long in weakness, then rejoice as I eat it up and remove the "temptation".

Posted: 2/23/2007 1:01:52 PM EDT

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Grind up a couple viagra and sprinkle on what ever they seam to like the most you will know it is for sure!!!

Might want to reconsider that idea. Killing the guy might be bad. If you work in a place that has drug testing......

Posted: 2/23/2007 1:13:41 PM EDT

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Ex-lax brownies usually do the trick.

although it's technically a felony to put chemicals like that in food....

But I don't know about laws where the food is supposed to be your own.

At a former place of employment, some buttmunch was constantly steeling food out of the communal refrigerator.

One day, somebody made a ham and cheese sammich, with lots of mayo.

About an hour before the normal break schedule, everybody found out who this asshole was. He was on his knees in the break room, puking out the sandwich, along with a green foamy substance. Later we found out it was a well known 'scrubbing cleanser'.

Of course, everybody at work was interrogated, threatened and all. But, the Comet-chef was never caught.

Needless to say, lunches never disappeared again. Go figure.

Posted: 2/23/2007 1:48:27 PM EDT

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Happened to a buddy of mine who was on guard duty at Seal Beach NWS.

He put a bunch of malted milk balls in his ass, then back into the carton they came in.

Stashed the carton in the freezer. Revenge is best served cold, they say...especially if it smells like shit, I guess.

Posted: 2/23/2007 1:54:34 PM EDT

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Ex-Lax chip cookies. I had a lunch thief at work I did this to. Turned out to be my Boss. He ate all six of the cookies. He was out sick for 3 days. He got the squirts so bad he became dehydrated and almost landed in the hospital. And you'd think the stupid ass would have learned a lesson, NOPE! I got him again with some bologna that had turned green in the bottom of my fridge. He was blowing chuncks within 40 minutes after eating the rancid meat. The dumb ass never suspected a thing.

I had a friend that would write "I have AIDS" on his lunch sack. Noooobody would even touch the bag. After awhile nobody would even set their lunches on the same shelf as his bag.

Posted: 2/23/2007 2:08:27 PM EDT

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Had a fat-fuck CEO in a company (reminded of us of Danny DiVito in 'Batman Returns' - same type of personality as well as looks) OPENLY rummage the lunchroom and take whatever he God damned pleased from the employees.

When asked about it by upper management (after almost everyone was ready to riot) he laughed it off and basically said it was "his company".

Fucker made 400k a year, got a company Lexus and a company paid for house in La Jolla and thought there was nothing wrong with stealing food from employees.

Sorry for the thread swerve.

Posted: 2/23/2007 2:23:41 PM EDT

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Had a fat-fuck CEO in a company (reminded of us of Danny DiVito in 'Batman Returns' - same type of personality as well as looks) OPENLY rummage the lunchroom and take whatever he God damned pleased from the employees.

When asked about it by upper management (after almost everyone was ready to riot) he laughed it off and basically said it was "his company".

Fucker made 400k a year, got a company Lexus and a company paid for house in La Jolla and thought there was nothing wrong with stealing food from employees.

Sorry for the thread swerve.

That guy I'd fuck with. Raw chicken juice on otherwise delicious items.

Spoiled cold cuts in the sandwich. Bad mayo. Ipecac in the chocolate pudding.

That and more. I get creative when I'm pissed.

Posted: 2/23/2007 3:38:06 PM EDT

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Happened to a buddy of mine who was on guard duty at Seal Beach NWS.

He put a bunch of malted milk balls in his ass, then back into the carton they came in.

Stashed the carton in the freezer. Revenge is best served cold, they say...especially if it smells like shit, I guess.

I guess that's a good one, but then you have to put malted milk balls in your ass.

That's not my cup of tea.

Posted: 2/23/2007 3:53:11 PM EDT

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I remember reading many years ago in the Readers Digest about this sort of thing happening in a college dorm. One day there appeared a note taped to the communal refrigerator," Whoever ate the contents of a box marked Stanley BEWARE! It was my biology experiment!". I still remember that to this day."

Posted: 2/23/2007 4:01:20 PM EDT

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I worked with a guy that got tired of having his dr peppers stolen so he took a dr pepper can and drilled a hole in the bottom and then filled it up with skoal spit and then sealed it with rtv .

Just F'ing wow, you win the prize. That will last in my brain housing group for a long time!

I lived in a college dorm and was having food thief issues as were a few of us. I lost a steak, a gallon of oj, and leftover lasagna over a few weeks. Other people were missing more than me. After a trip to the supermarket and the drug store we were set.

ex lax shaved onto the top of Friendly's brand sundae cups!
left over buffalo style chicken wings rolled around in epicac.

turns out our thief was a grad student from a Portuguese family with shitloads of money

dumb fuck shit himself to bed one night and the very next night puked his guts out.(that's the one were we, the conspirators, found out)

The fucker wasn't even embarassed!

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