The weather in Afghanistan tomorrow is expected to be sunny in the
morning with increasing mushroom clouds in the afternoon. ......The
temperature looks to be a moderate 2000 degrees with cool winds upwards
of around 700 miles per hour. ......It will definitely be a day for the
sunblock, and it wouldn't hurt to shake the dust off the ol' lead suit
in the closet. If you're planning on venturing outside in beautiful
Afghanistan tomorrow,.....  Don't forget to drink plenty of fluids such
as barium which shows up nicely when blasts of radiation flow through
your body. .....Most of all, have fun out there in dusty Afghanistan and
enjoy the old country while........ well, while it's still there.

[b]LMAO[/b]

It's always good waking up and reading something that puts a grin on my face.

I asked for the 5 day forcast and only got a 2 day forcast since they don't expect for anything to be left after the 2nd day.
tomcat [-=(_)=-]