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Posted: 10/31/2006 6:34:56 PM EDT

Please do not scroll down if your offended by graphic language, this is bad, don't wanna offend anyone.
Old fuck buddy of mine pops up on messenger just now, haven't talked to her in 8 months. She was into the FREAKY shit. A2M, facials, choking, etc etc. The worse you got with her, the more she liked it. Real basket case.

So I'm feeling the need for a little fun and IM her.

Me: "Hey, long time no see, little bored, I wanna have some fun, so how bout I come over and fuck you in your mouth and make you gag till I blow a load all over your face?"

Her: "This aint XXX it's her mom, but I'll tell her you said hi"

Me: "ok, thanks, have a good night"

oops

Posted: 10/31/2006 6:35:43 PM EDT

[#1]

Oh, good job.

Next time a simple "hi" will probably suffice.

Posted: 10/31/2006 6:36:24 PM EDT

[#2]

Posted: 10/31/2006 6:36:27 PM EDT

[#3]

Do her mom!

Posted: 10/31/2006 6:37:02 PM EDT

[#4]

Nicely done.

Posted: 10/31/2006 6:37:07 PM EDT

[#5]

Omg...can't...breathe...

How old is this girl that her mom is signing into her IM?

Posted: 10/31/2006 6:37:32 PM EDT

[#6]

Internet Dating Tip #74:

Always establish a little dialogue when using IM ...BEFORE getting sexual.

Post of the week.

Posted: 10/31/2006 6:38:23 PM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:

Omg...can't...breathe...

How old is this girl that her mom is signing into her IM?

good point.....Foley is that you??

Posted: 10/31/2006 6:39:08 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:

Omg...can't...breathe...

How old is this girl that her mom is signing into her IM?

shes 22. Damn auto sign in bullshit that most Instant messengers have.

Posted: 10/31/2006 6:40:32 PM EDT

[#9]

damn!

Posted: 10/31/2006 6:40:56 PM EDT

[#10]

Foley?...nope don't think so.

That is the exact reason I don't save my IM passwords. My PC has a password to sign on and you still have to sign on to everything else just in case.

ETA where is she from

Posted: 10/31/2006 6:41:07 PM EDT

[#11]

Nice.

Posted: 10/31/2006 6:41:24 PM EDT

[#12]

So how hot is the Mom?

Posted: 10/31/2006 6:42:31 PM EDT

[#13]

Posted: 10/31/2006 6:42:40 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
Foley?...nope don't think so.

That is the exact reason I don't save my IM passwords. My PC has a password to sign on and you still have to sign on to everything else just in case.

ETA where is she from

Here in Central AR. Ruined my plans for the night

I was about to be balls deep in some tonsils

Posted: 10/31/2006 6:44:38 PM EDT

[#15]

What would you have done if she had said yes?

Posted: 10/31/2006 6:45:26 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
So how hot is the Mom?

I was kinda wondering that myself

Posted: 10/31/2006 6:46:06 PM EDT

[#17]

Damn...hoping she was from around here

.

Posted: 10/31/2006 6:46:28 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
What would you have done if she had said yes?

i10.photobucket.com/albums/a150/fight4yourrights/Online%20Pics/homer-doh.jpg

I'da made her mom not shit right, or taste right for a week

Posted: 10/31/2006 6:47:14 PM EDT

[#19]

Posted: 10/31/2006 6:47:37 PM EDT

[#20]

Posted: 10/31/2006 6:47:43 PM EDT

[#21]

Posted: 10/31/2006 6:48:38 PM EDT

[#22]

SMOOOOOTH

Posted: 10/31/2006 6:50:49 PM EDT

[#23]

Priceless.

Posted: 10/31/2006 6:50:53 PM EDT

[#24]

Gawddamn, Garandman's mom must be pissed!

- BG

Posted: 10/31/2006 6:51:04 PM EDT

[#25]

Auto Sign In is a bitch, ain't it?

Posted: 10/31/2006 6:55:15 PM EDT

[#26]

I needed that laugh
thanks Dusty.

I own page two

Posted: 10/31/2006 6:57:49 PM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
Auto Sign In is a bitch, ain't it?

Yep, hell even my laptop that no one touches but me, has a bios password, a windows password, and none of my website passwords cept this one are saved, and no 2 of them are the same. Guess I made ONE good decision lol.

Posted: 10/31/2006 6:58:17 PM EDT

[#28]

Posted: 10/31/2006 6:59:10 PM EDT

[#29]

I lol'd

nice...

Posted: 10/31/2006 7:03:49 PM EDT

[#30]

[red foreman] Dumbass[/red foreman]

Posted: 10/31/2006 7:05:31 PM EDT

[#31]

Hilarious.

Posted: 10/31/2006 7:07:43 PM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Auto Sign In is a bitch, ain't it?

Yep, hell even my laptop that no one touches but me, has a bios password, a windows password, and none of my website passwords cept this one are saved, and no 2 of them are the same. Guess I made ONE good decision lol.

Trying to bukkake an old friend is not necessarily a "bad" decision. Using IM was, perhaps.

- BG

Posted: 10/31/2006 7:33:03 PM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Auto Sign In is a bitch, ain't it?

Yep, hell even my laptop that no one touches but me, has a bios password, a windows password, and none of my website passwords cept this one are saved, and no 2 of them are the same. Guess I made ONE good decision lol.

Trying to bukkake an old friend is not necessarily a "bad" decision. Using IM was, perhaps.

- BG

I don't think I've ever had her number, which is good, cause she doesn't have mine. Good thing to, I meant it when I said this chick is a basket case.

I took her to the airshow last year. I wanted to get out early but didn't wanna miss the thunderbirds, so we walked back to the car. I stood there half inside the door, with her sitting in the seat cause she was tired, Good bit of people in the parking lot. I was taking lots of pics, she got bored and started blowing me right there. I took this pic mid blow

They had been watching it, but turned when I pointed the camera at them

I'm such a bastard.

Posted: 10/31/2006 7:38:52 PM EDT

[#34]

"We're sitting out here on a roof in the goddamn sun and this bastard is gettin' a blowjob..."

- BG

Posted: 10/31/2006 7:42:41 PM EDT

[#35]

Airshows have sharpshooters on roofs?

I hope you

at them, you did right?

Posted: 10/31/2006 7:53:09 PM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:
Airshows have sharpshooters on roofs?

I hope you

at them, you did right?

Ur damn right I did.

Posted: 10/31/2006 8:02:25 PM EDT

[#37]

MAYBE the apple doesn't fall too far from the tree

.

Posted: 10/31/2006 8:03:22 PM EDT

[#38]

Posted: 10/31/2006 8:09:26 PM EDT

[#39]

Posted: 10/31/2006 8:12:21 PM EDT

[#40]

Post pictures at Fiero Loki's

Posted: 10/31/2006 8:14:00 PM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:
Post pictures at Fiero Loki's

Roger that, you know where to go with the pics.

Posted: 10/31/2006 8:17:57 PM EDT

[#42]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Post pictures at Fiero Loki's

Roger that, you know where to go with the pics.

If I had em, I would. She wouldn't let me I tried.

Posted: 10/31/2006 8:21:53 PM EDT

[#43]

un friggn believbalbe

Posted: 10/31/2006 8:27:59 PM EDT

[#44]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Post pictures at Fiero Loki's

Roger that, you know where to go with the pics.

If I had em, I would. She wouldn't let me I tried.

She's a superfreak but she won't let you take pics?

Posted: 10/31/2006 8:35:25 PM EDT

[#45]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Post pictures at Fiero Loki's

Roger that, you know where to go with the pics.

If I had em, I would. She wouldn't let me I tried.

She's a superfreak but she won't let you take pics?

Guess she didn't want her exploits ending up on the internet(s), Hell I dunno.

Posted: 10/31/2006 8:37:33 PM EDT

[#46]

I have a pass phrase with my mistress so I can tell if it's her or her husband on the IM.

Posted: 10/31/2006 8:52:23 PM EDT

[#47]

Quoted:
I have a pass phrase with my mistress so I can tell if it's her or her husband on the IM.

if this was a regular thing, I would to. But this is a once every few month fling, and we are both single lol. I didn't think she'd still live with her mom

Then again, technically I still live at home. When I'm on the road 28 days a month, why pay for my own place?