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Posted: 10/25/2006 9:53:38 PM EDT
This is it.... internet dating has really hit rock bottom now. (I guess)
 New site..... wwww.onlinebootycall.com........it's just as the name implies.  You sign up, put on a pic and then "search for booty" The site is kind of like dodgeball, where you can use your cell phone to get your "booty calls"  The new uses for technology never cease to amaze me. This has totally eliminated the need to read or create any profile other than basic info and a pic. Pics are required and thats about it other than age,weight and location. Let's give 'er a whirl and see what turns up.
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Posted: 10/25/2006 9:54:42 PM EDT
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The Clap |
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Posted: 10/25/2006 9:57:29 PM EDT
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gonaherpasyphiaids
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Posted: 10/25/2006 9:58:38 PM EDT
[#3]
 Where'd my popcorn go... |
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Posted: 10/25/2006 10:01:08 PM EDT
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I'm not going on this one, my buddy has been on for a few days, waiting to see how he does and what turns up... I need to get him to set up an account on here. His stuff is way wilder than mine. |
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Posted: 10/25/2006 10:01:23 PM EDT
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On the couch, cause this is going to be good. |
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Posted: 10/25/2006 10:02:52 PM EDT
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Buddy? Uh huh. 
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Posted: 10/25/2006 10:03:32 PM EDT
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In before the antibiotics....
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Posted: 10/25/2006 10:10:53 PM EDT
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Is plaque considered an STD?
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Posted: 10/25/2006 10:11:28 PM EDT
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damn, just damn...what ever happened to getting diseases the old fashioned way?
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Posted: 10/25/2006 10:11:36 PM EDT
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"Finding the pieces without the puzzle"
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Posted: 10/25/2006 10:11:47 PM EDT
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OMG there are some NASTY hoes on there. all the good looking ones are porn bots it looks like.
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Posted: 10/25/2006 10:14:49 PM EDT
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Plaque? OR P L A G U E? I guess if you have sex with someone in a rat suit who just HAPPENS to have plague and a flea problem.....then, yes, it could be an STD by the definition of the term. Furries......I swear..... 
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Posted: 10/25/2006 10:17:09 PM EDT
[#13]
"Booty at Your House, with the Click of a Mouse"
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Posted: 10/25/2006 10:18:47 PM EDT
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plaque /plæk/ Spelled Pronunciation[plak] Dentistry. a soft, sticky, whitish matlike film attached to tooth surfaces, formed largely by the growth of bacteria that colonize the teeth. |
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Posted: 10/25/2006 10:22:26 PM EDT
[#15]
Them's some couch breakers, there.
What's the difference between True Love and the Herpes? Herpes is forever. |
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Posted: 10/25/2006 10:22:43 PM EDT
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Thanks for the hookup, G!
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Posted: 10/25/2006 10:23:00 PM EDT
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Well, I don't think periodontal disorders can be considerd STDs.....hmmmmmm unless you somehow get plaQue on your monkey and it sticks..... 
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Posted: 10/25/2006 10:24:54 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/25/2006 10:28:34 PM EDT
[#19]
The original comment was meant as a joke about getting head. |
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Posted: 10/25/2006 10:36:06 PM EDT
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Here's one..... a chick in a picture with her kids
 ......I took a screenshot.Link below.  www.onlinebootycall.com/access/template.php?member_id=655138&cond=1&loc=bs&page=291&sort=LAST_LOGIN%20DESC |
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Posted: 10/25/2006 10:47:02 PM EDT
[#21]
Dude it's called (print screen) -> piant ... paste... save as whatever |
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Posted: 10/25/2006 10:49:03 PM EDT
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Sad thing is she's one of the classy ones.
Also seems to be an alarmingly large number of alarmingly large women there. |
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Posted: 10/25/2006 10:50:40 PM EDT
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How exactly? I am weak with the comp-fu. |
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Posted: 10/25/2006 10:55:36 PM EDT
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on your keyboard you'll find a key (PrtSc)
hit that open paint edit tab -> paste......... or you can use [Ctrl] + {V} that is also paste then you can save it as a .jpeg or what ever ps [Ctrl] + {V} = paste [Ctrl] + {c} = copy [Ctrl] + {X} = cut |
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Posted: 10/25/2006 11:29:23 PM EDT
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+1 I think it's the "single girl with kids" = not many guys want anything but a booty call sydrome. |
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Posted: 10/25/2006 11:33:32 PM EDT
[#26]
Almost make me wish I was single...almost.
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Posted: 10/25/2006 11:50:41 PM EDT
[#27]
OK, I just signed up and invited every woman within 25 miles of my house to join my booty list.
This is my picture  I wonder how much "Nasty Action" I'll get.
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Posted: 10/26/2006 1:07:09 AM EDT
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First of all... I'm NOT going to create a profile, to see the link. NOT EVER going to happen.  Second... WTF is wrong with the gutter sluts today?? Too damn lazy to go out to the corner bar?? |
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Posted: 10/26/2006 1:42:28 AM EDT
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Well this could be useful..
i imagine we'll now be flooded with pics of chicks with"fuck you arock" wrtitten on thier asses with lipstick.. since obviously roo aint getting that from the other chick  thread tagged? check. link bookmarked? check. profile created with brian peppers pic? pending... |
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Posted: 10/26/2006 2:42:20 AM EDT
[#30]
thats funny.....
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Posted: 10/26/2006 2:56:15 AM EDT
[#31]
If you're like me, it's now lodged somewhere in my nasal cavity, the rest coming back out my mouth and onto keyboard and screen. |
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Posted: 10/26/2006 4:40:44 AM EDT
[#32]
I like this idea better than Myspace! Straight and to the point.
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Posted: 10/26/2006 4:44:44 AM EDT
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Even I have my doubts about that and I consider myself a lowlife
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Posted: 10/26/2006 4:47:09 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/26/2006 4:48:51 AM EDT
[#35]
Wow...that's a strange place.
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Posted: 10/26/2006 4:50:31 AM EDT
[#36]
Fat chicks |
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Posted: 10/26/2006 4:58:21 AM EDT
[#37]
Considering all of the porn and swinger sites on-line, this site should not surprise you, I would hope.
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Posted: 10/26/2006 5:04:13 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/26/2006 5:07:10 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/26/2006 5:31:41 AM EDT
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I'll tell you how this story ends.... Inflammation of the foreskin reminds me of your smile I've had balanital chancroids for quite a little while I gave my heart to NSU that lovely night in June I ache for you my darling and I hope you get well soon. My penile warts, your herpes, my syphilitic sore, Your monilial infection how I miss you more and more You dobie's itch, my scrumpox our lovely gonorrhea At least we both were lying when we said that we were clear Our syphilitic kisses sealed the secret of our tryst You gave me scrotal pustules with a quick flick of your wrist Your trichovaginitis sent shivers down my spine I got snail tracks in my anus when your spirochetes met mine. Gonococcal urethritis, streptococcal balanitis, Meningomyelitis, diplococcal cephalitis, Epididymitis, interstitial keratitis, Syphilitic choroiditis, and anterior u-ve-i-tis. My clapped-out genitalia is not so bad for me As the complete and utter failure every time I try to pee. My doctor says my buboes are the worst he's ever seen My scrotum's painted orange and my balls are turning green. My heart is very tender though my parts are awful raw You might have been infected but you never were a bore I'm dying from your love, my love I'm your spirochaetal clown I've left my body to science but I'm afraid they've turned it down. Gonococcal urethritis, streptococcal balanitis, Meningomyelitis, diplococcal cephalitis, Epididymitis, interstitial keratitis, Syphilitic choroiditis, and anterior u-ve-i-tis. |
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Posted: 10/26/2006 5:46:53 AM EDT
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People think some girl you meet on a booty call site has a higher risk of STDs than some girl you meet in say... church.
Wrong. Very few "church girls" or otherwise good girls are virgins by age 18-21. The girls you think are safe are more likely to have at least one previous partener who did not use protection 100% of the time because he thought she was safe. Problem is, maybe his wasn't clean himself. It's the "safe" girl misconception that continues to spread the epidemics of STDs. At least the booty call girls are more likely to be tested regularly and use protection. The girl you think is safe has probally never been tested. So go ahead and be judgemental of the booty call girls. There's more for me! |
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Posted: 10/26/2006 5:58:20 AM EDT
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Another product of the public education system. |
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Posted: 10/26/2006 6:03:45 AM EDT
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I learned years ago that the depth of human depravity is an unplumbable chasm.
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Posted: 10/26/2006 6:04:25 AM EDT
[#44]
hours of entertainment
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Posted: 10/26/2006 6:05:31 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/26/2006 6:15:43 AM EDT
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I am not sure I understand what you are trying to say. Please explain yourself, so everyone knows if this is an insult or a joke. FWIW: I received my college degree over 10 years ago. |
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Posted: 10/26/2006 6:19:23 AM EDT
[#47]
Show that chick the literal 'Aristocrats'
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Posted: 10/26/2006 6:22:32 AM EDT
[#48]
I recommend that you bring special condoms to help gain some traction:
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Posted: 10/26/2006 6:23:26 AM EDT
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In before the triple cocktail... |
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Posted: 10/26/2006 6:27:37 AM EDT
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Summarized, your post reads: Any woman who presents herself as a Christian is more likely to have an STD than a women who advertises free sex anywhere, anytime to anyone. |
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