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Posted: 8/21/2001 5:37:14 PM EDT

[#1]

Another For Bushmaster Fans:

You can get a BushMaster from Maine
Instead of a Colt, if you're sane!
If you take a BM
be sure to wipe your rear end
Cause Colt Shooters Eat Shit, I exclaim.

M4-AK

[puke]

Posted: 8/21/2001 6:16:22 PM EDT

[#2]

There once was an AR from Mattel
That was used to blow Commies to Hell
But the damn things would jam
So we came up with a plan
And now, many years later
This rifle is swell

Posted: 8/21/2001 6:23:41 PM EDT

[#3]

sfoo

"Go boil a tater" - very funny [:D]

sfoo gets my vote for worst limerick

Posted: 8/21/2001 6:34:44 PM EDT

[#4]

Imbroglio in his search for womenz seeks a tutor,
but he never turns off his computer,
I hate to keep naggin',
But get off of that wagon,
Or you may as well sign up for a neuter.
[:X*]

(How bad can it get?)

Posted: 8/21/2001 6:42:52 PM EDT

[#5]

There's a business know as RGUNS,
With poor customer service it runs,
Just as stubborn as mules,
They are such fools,
Their customers are fleeing by the tons!

[size=1]Edited 'cause I can't spell for beans[/size=1]

Posted: 8/21/2001 7:17:40 PM EDT

[#6]

Your poems they all sound so sweet
Thanks for the praise so neat.
I like to rhyme
and in this day and time,
this forum provides material so sweet.

Posted: 8/21/2001 9:09:23 PM EDT

[#7]

my pops bought an AK
way way back in the day
its still a vigin up til now
ohhh to fire off a few thousand rounds
what a waste, cus if he dies the bastards take it away

Posted: 8/21/2001 9:24:45 PM EDT

[#8]

went for a drive, ended up in reno
dvdtracker and i kidnapped jojo
all dressed up in a new tux
looked like he might have big bux
still wanna move to nevada, even if i have to be a ho.

;)

Posted: 8/21/2001 9:25:26 PM EDT

[#9]

Alas my name is the Jew
I'm your friend, you know it's true.
But sometimes I might,
in the dead of the night,
Turn Eee-vil and slogan my brew -

[img]www.auburn.edu/~littlcb/jew brew.jpg[/img]

Posted: 8/21/2001 9:28:04 PM EDT

[#10]

Goatboy is our head coder
Our site he makes as clean as a motor.
And as the minutes goes by,
With his fingers and eye,
keeps the board from getting old as Kurt Loder.

Posted: 8/21/2001 9:30:30 PM EDT

[#11]

Tippie is the man in the green
who has skill in the AR15.
But on a hot windy day,
his hands just won't sway,
and he keeps shooting those bullseyes clean.

Posted: 8/21/2001 9:32:21 PM EDT

[#12]

sfoo thinks a poet i am not
perhaps i smoked too much pot
but he doesnt know
that i'm not a ho
even though sometimes i'm a slot.

(yea, yea, i know)

Posted: 8/21/2001 9:36:41 PM EDT

[#13]

Sfoo must think he's the man,
typing limericks as fast as he can,
But what he wont say,
how his wrists got that way,
was from stroking too much with his hand.

Posted: 8/21/2001 9:40:51 PM EDT

[#14]

The Jew is now going to sleep,
his fans and followers weep.
But this guy is so tired,
no caffeine to get wired,
So for now I will be counting sheep.

Adios, "Night Crew"

Posted: 8/21/2001 10:11:02 PM EDT

[#15]

many thanks for Kudos from you
I appreciate it coming from Jew
You must also see
you are like me
Because your wrists are much bigger too [:)]

Posted: 8/21/2001 10:13:36 PM EDT

[#16]

Slow 5 oh you don't understand
how hard it is to reprimand
that filth that you post
and think is the most
spectacular thing in the land.

Posted: 8/21/2001 10:14:06 PM EDT

[#17]

There once was a man with no date for the prom
He grew into a militant with rifles and bombs
But he still was a loser
An ugly beer gutted boozer
And wasted his time posting on AR15.com

Thank you very much.

Posted: 8/21/2001 10:16:21 PM EDT

[#18]

A mustang is merely a car
with pieces and parts to mar
it can go fast
and maybe can last
'til the wall meets the front sway bar

Posted: 8/21/2001 10:27:49 PM EDT

[#19]

Glockcop used to fight with Drew
who quipped as fast as a shrew
They were supposed to meet
to get something to eat
but the meeting never came through

Posted: 8/22/2001 6:19:59 AM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
[b]someone finish this one[/b]

I once bought a rifle from Hesse
The quality was to say the least, messy
The damn thing wouldn't shoot
Hesse didn't give a hoot

View Quote

But at least Sarah flashed open her dressy

Posted: 8/22/2001 1:07:10 PM EDT

[#21]

Don't get your panties in a bunch Landon. It was a JOKE! All in good fun! tee hee hee

Actually I think you're a swell guy. [BD]

Posted: 8/22/2001 1:44:20 PM EDT

[#22]

You just knew that I'd be here today
with many more fun rhymes to say
no more about users
they are all losers
And don't care to read anyway.

Posted: 8/22/2001 2:00:13 PM EDT

[#23]

[center]
A man at the range in Manassas
Picked up his empty cases of brass
He stored them in his underwear
They clashed together and there
Came lightning out of his ass
[/center]

Posted: 8/23/2001 11:32:06 AM EDT

[#24]

"How do I use a headspace guage?"
"Which latest gadget is all the rage?"
Don't despair my friend
'cause I'll tell you again
Use the "search" at the top of the page.

Posted: 8/23/2001 11:34:16 AM EDT

[#25]

Once upon a time there was a sfoo
who brought home a puppy from the zoo
life was fine
for the little canine
until the sfoo stepped in dog doo.

Posted: 8/23/2001 11:48:00 AM EDT

[#26]

Then there was HKocher and SteyrAUG
all day long Todd Bailey they'd dog
they likened his guns
to a bad case of the runs
or big piles of toilet bowl logs.

Posted: 8/23/2001 11:56:08 AM EDT

[#27]

"Can't get laid," said Imbroglio
FranktheSpank said, "Get a ho."
You can get laid
next time you get paid
You just gotta spend the dough.

Posted: 8/23/2001 11:57:25 AM EDT

[#28]

LOL, those are great Bear!

Posted: 8/23/2001 12:00:53 PM EDT

[#29]

THERE ONCE WAS A DEMOCRAT NAMED TED.
WITH ALCOHOL HE LIKED TO BE FED.
I LOVE MY GUN.
HE LOVES HIS RUM.
WHO GIVES A SHIT WHAT HE HAS SAID.

Posted: 8/23/2001 3:49:25 PM EDT

[#30]

This site is to cool as to say
to post here all night and the day
send us your CC
number you see
And a new pic by your name to display.

Posted: 8/23/2001 3:50:59 PM EDT

[#31]

O Rosie, with you what to do
Spouting out stuff like poopoo
put down the spoon
you overweight loon
Or you will end up in the zoo.

Posted: 8/23/2001 3:52:34 PM EDT

[#32]

With leaders like Chuck and like Ted
The good folks will all end up dead
it's hard to fight back
that liberal pack
Save ammo, and aim for their head.

Posted: 8/23/2001 11:34:02 PM EDT

[#33]

A Forty Four Seventy Three
Is a pain for you and for me
Eighty percent
from william's tent
in order to be paperwork free

Posted: 8/24/2001 8:06:48 AM EDT

[#34]

Once there was a DemocRAT
who had a head that was big and fat
Senator Ted
the pumpkin head
couldn't even wear a hat

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