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Posted: 4/16/2006 7:27:48 PM EDT

I'll start off.

So I got up this morning woken up by lots of noise, sirens, car alarms, people screaming. So I got dressed quike and looked out the front door to see....................

Posted: 4/16/2006 7:29:16 PM EDT

[#1]

A mexican at a shooting range with a Machine gun screaming alah akbar?

Posted: 4/16/2006 7:30:11 PM EDT

[#2]

How about a new ARFCOM ~~storie~~story thead.

Posted: 4/16/2006 7:30:13 PM EDT

[#3]

So as I prepared to DRAW DOWNTM

Posted: 4/16/2006 7:34:40 PM EDT

[#4]

But then I saw Al Pacino with a FN FNC

Posted: 4/16/2006 7:34:42 PM EDT

[#5]

I said TAG!

Posted: 4/16/2006 7:35:37 PM EDT

[#6]

And proceeded to crap myself.

Posted: 4/16/2006 7:42:00 PM EDT

[#7]

I went to shoot, and my CLIP fell to the floor, so I tried to do an UberTactical reload, but realized everything was locked up in my Stackon cabinet.....

Posted: 4/16/2006 7:44:16 PM EDT

[#8]

After cleaning my drawers, I mowed down all the alien zombie threats with my trusty Ar who will be snuggling in bed with me tonight.

Posted: 4/16/2006 7:46:04 PM EDT

[#9]

just as my rifle ran dry, another zombie popped up, so i grabbed my deagle wit beamz

Posted: 4/16/2006 7:46:34 PM EDT

[#10]

Then I went and got my shotgun and shot my neighbors dog before the police did.

Posted: 4/16/2006 7:48:39 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
Then I went and got my shotgun and shot my neighbors dog before the police did.

Posted: 4/16/2006 7:52:54 PM EDT

[#12]

However, the dog was pregnant, and in her death throes she discharged a litter of vicious, predatory, flesh-eating puppies.

Posted: 4/16/2006 8:45:47 PM EDT

[#13]

Then you pull out with the .22 and pop them all in the head.

Posted: 4/16/2006 8:46:41 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
Then you pull out with the .22 and pop them all in the head.

While waiting for the jelly promised weeks ago

Posted: 4/17/2006 2:15:50 AM EDT

[#15]

Then my neighbor came over and asked if Jason would post naked pics of his GF and Chuck Norris appeared from out of nowhere and roundhouse kicked him in the face and said "Check yourself Jason is the shit."

Posted: 4/17/2006 3:06:10 AM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
Then my neighbor came over and asked if Jason would post naked pics of his GF and Chuck Norris appeared from out of nowhere and roundhouse kicked him in the face and said "Check yourself Jason is the shit."

Then Chuck Norris walked around the area giving any illegal aliens a roundhouse kick which sent them flying back into Mexico.

Posted: 4/17/2006 3:55:37 AM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Then you pull out with the .22 and pop them all in the head.

While waiting for the jelly promised weeks ago

Ouch!

Posted: 4/17/2006 4:05:50 AM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Then my neighbor came over and asked if Jason would post naked pics of his GF and Chuck Norris appeared from out of nowhere and roundhouse kicked him in the face and said "Check yourself Jason is the shit."

Then Chuck Norris walked around the area giving any illegal aliens a roundhouse kick which sent them flying back into Mexico.

Then he told ammoman to take care of his customers and he would still be in the ammo biz instead of offering free shipping to illegals...........

Posted: 4/17/2006 7:27:47 AM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Then you pull out with the .22 and pop them all in the head.

While waiting for the jelly promised weeks ago

Ouch!

You know I'm just funnin' with ya.

Posted: 4/17/2006 7:32:12 AM EDT

[#20]

I thanked Chuck Norris and went back inside to....

Posted: 4/17/2006 7:38:06 AM EDT

[#21]

[Napoleon Tannerite]Rack up as many Arfcom posts as I possibly could in as short a period of time as possible[Napoleon Tannerite]

Posted: 4/17/2006 7:39:52 AM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
[Napoleon Tannerite]Rack up as many Arfcom posts as I possibly could in as short a period of time as possible[Napoleon Tannerite]

Posted: 4/17/2006 7:43:28 AM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
[Napoleon Tannerite]Rack up as many Arfcom posts as I possibly could in as short a period of time as possible[Napoleon Tannerite]

Then Chuck shot Napoleon execution style, and sang "can't touch this" while doing idiotic dance moves that imitated a gay style of running.

Posted: 4/17/2006 8:19:45 AM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
However, the dog was pregnant, and in her death throes she discharged a litter of vicious, predatory, flesh-eating puppies.

You are one sick person.

It takes a twisted mind to come up with that.

Posted: 4/17/2006 8:22:02 AM EDT

[#25]

After Chuck shot Napoleon, he did another roundhouse kick and sent a German Shepherd flying for fifty feet.

Posted: 4/17/2006 3:38:35 PM EDT

[#26]

bump

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