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Posted: 4/7/2006 10:40:09 PM EDT
I've been thinking about getting this surgery on my eyes but was wary of the cost. Now there's an affordable alternative.
 Affordable In-Home LASIK Surgery You Can Do Yourself! In the past, LASIK surgery was an expensive procedure that could only be performed by skilled professionals in a doctor's office or eye clinic. Often costing upwards of $1000 per eye and almost never covered by insurance, Laser-Assisted In Situ Keratomileusis (LASIK) was beyond the reach of most Americans. Now the revolutionary LASIK@Home system makes clear vision affordable for everyone. www.lasikathome.com/ |
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Posted: 4/7/2006 10:43:08 PM EDT
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you go first
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Posted: 4/7/2006 10:43:15 PM EDT
[#2]
WTF???
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Posted: 4/7/2006 10:43:59 PM EDT
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I don't trust a program that needs a secondary source of revenue from Ads by Google.
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Posted: 4/7/2006 10:45:21 PM EDT
[#4]
There are some things better left to someone who knows what they are doing. This is one of them.
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Posted: 4/7/2006 10:46:52 PM EDT
[#5]
Yeah, that sounds like a real winner.
 I think I'd rather try to remove hemorrhoids at home. |
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Posted: 4/7/2006 10:47:34 PM EDT
[#6]
so would this be the equivalent of self dentistry like Tom Hanks did on Castaway?
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Posted: 4/7/2006 10:49:52 PM EDT
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Where's the fish head "It's a trap" guy when you need him?
Rick |
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Posted: 4/7/2006 10:53:42 PM EDT
[#8]
EDITED.
Apparently, my joke detector is broken this morning. Time for some coffee. 
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Posted: 4/7/2006 10:55:00 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/7/2006 10:58:05 PM EDT
[#10]
funny stuff. it looks like you can order that t-shirt from the four step instrucitons page.
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Posted: 4/7/2006 10:59:04 PM EDT
[#11]
Holy Stupidity, Batman!
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Posted: 4/7/2006 10:59:43 PM EDT
[#12]
Got to love the smoke coming from the eye in the 'don't blink' panel...
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Posted: 4/7/2006 11:01:04 PM EDT
[#13]
This is a joke... why dont you people get it?
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Posted: 4/7/2006 11:01:56 PM EDT
[#14]
Hey, wait a minute...Heh.
It's a hoax. You can't order anything, but the cafepress links work just fine. Hee hee. Pretty damn funny... |
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Posted: 4/7/2006 11:04:27 PM EDT
[#15]
If it's a joke, why did it take my credit card order for 5 units? j/k 
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Posted: 4/7/2006 11:05:45 PM EDT
[#16]
Hmm why dont you give me your credit card info and I'll try it, and if any ammo charges show up, just ignore them 
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Posted: 4/7/2006 11:08:03 PM EDT
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You can clearly see in figure #4 it makes you gay, why would you want to?
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Posted: 4/7/2006 11:13:05 PM EDT
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I would, but over the credit limit now - spent the rest on Magic Sea Monkeys and Alpacas. The Lasix kits are the final part of the plan... 
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Posted: 4/7/2006 11:14:20 PM EDT
[#19]
If it's so great and simple, then why is that dork in the ad wearing glasses?
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Posted: 4/7/2006 11:18:42 PM EDT
[#20]
I've said it before and I'll probably say it again:
some of you people are the most fucking gullible idiots on the planet |
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Posted: 4/7/2006 11:23:57 PM EDT
[#21]
#3a - "Don't Blink"
 OMG! Give me another 6 pack and I'd do it! |
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Posted: 4/7/2006 11:32:15 PM EDT
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In the scene with the Helo it says "Careful (head in the way) going to explode!" and its rite by the Iffel tower thing. Hmm...
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Posted: 4/7/2006 11:38:46 PM EDT
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I tried to order one. Shopping cart is broken for the device, but works for the t-shirts and mugs.
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Posted: 4/8/2006 12:20:07 AM EDT
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I have a Time Life "Do it Yourself Home Surgery Book"...
Saved a ton of money by having my mother in law take my appendix out... She didn't need any fancy surgical equipment, just some sewing thread, a needle, and steak knife. A few shots of whiskey and a stick to bite down on took care of the pain... |
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Posted: 4/8/2006 4:00:32 AM EDT
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Gotta love the asterisk in "Perform the painless procedure.*"
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Posted: 4/8/2006 4:50:58 AM EDT
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Thats not really hard to do....
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Posted: 4/8/2006 5:10:38 AM EDT
[#27]
All of the testimonials said they didn't need glasses or contacts. They didnt say they could see any better. I wouldn't need glasses or contacts either,if I were blind.
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Posted: 4/8/2006 5:27:33 AM EDT
[#28]
I paid $3,000 and still got screwed up eyes.
General • Self Defense & Fitness • Had Lasik on 08/11/06, Updated 3/27/06, page 3 |
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Posted: 4/8/2006 5:29:17 AM EDT
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People who bought this product also bought the book "Suture Self: Major surgery you can perform on yourself in the comfort of your own home." by Dr. Peter Hackemoff.
CJ |
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Posted: 4/8/2006 5:35:37 AM EDT
[#30]
Thanks for the laughs first thing in the morning.
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Posted: 4/8/2006 5:52:02 AM EDT
[#31]
Hmmmm.. reminds me of manbeef.com
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Posted: 4/8/2006 6:01:52 AM EDT
[#32]
I've done that! It's Easy and Fun!
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Posted: 4/8/2006 6:04:17 AM EDT
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Posted: 4/8/2006 6:10:41 AM EDT
[#34]
No way! This has got to be a joke... Right?
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Posted: 4/8/2006 7:19:30 AM EDT
[#35]
Yes, it's a joke. I hpoe you figured that out already.
If it sounds too stupid to be true, it probably is. Or a Democrat said it. CJ |
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Posted: 4/8/2006 5:11:07 PM EDT
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The guy cut his own nutz off. jama.ama-assn.org/cgi/content/abstract/241/20/2188 Genital and abdominal self-surgery. A case report N. H. Kalin In two separate procedures, a psychiatric patient first performed a bilateral orchiectomy on himself and then later attempted to denervate his adrenal glands. This case suggests that physicians should be alerted to the possibility of self-surgery occurring in patients who have sought elective surgery and have been rejected. |
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Posted: 4/8/2006 5:15:33 PM EDT
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 HI EVERYBODY! |
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Posted: 4/8/2006 5:20:12 PM EDT
[#38]
That's some funny stuff.
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